Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? |
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| *Statistik* |
 Jun 20 2005, 05:13 PM
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too! |
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Jun 20 2005, 06:02 PM
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yerp!  Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
...That one made me think.
Eww...ahaha. Poor wife. 
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Jun 20 2005, 06:38 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
Hmm... you just don't get it, do you? Don't think that changing that profile pic of yours means a new identity... and we always know where you are whenever jokes of this "class" appears.
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Jun 20 2005, 08:25 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
^^ ...What are you talking about?
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Jun 20 2005, 08:45 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
..ew oO; ow
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Jun 21 2005, 07:31 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I don't get it, someone fill me in.
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Jun 21 2005, 08:18 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 20 2005, 7:25 PM) ^^ ...What are you talking about?  I think she means that Jason changing his icon won't stop people from knowing it's him because we recognize him for making offensive jokes. And this one was a really nasty one; it's not funny and there's no way to explain this without making it sound absolutely obscene. |
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Jun 21 2005, 04:56 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
ouch. that was painful.
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Jun 26 2005, 04:28 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
i get it but......
it just wasnt that funny, sry i think u just need to explain ur jokes better |
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Jun 26 2005, 06:11 PM
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"eyy yooo" lol
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Jun 26 2005, 06:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Jun 21 2005, 2:31 AM) I don't get it, someone fill me in. he penetrated his wife in her belly button, because he's an idiot, a blonde.
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Jun 26 2005, 10:21 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
^^^ Waiiit, so wouldn't it be all bloody and sh*t? o_O
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Jun 26 2005, 10:29 PM
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lol..i had to read that a couple times before i got it...ouch though!
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jun 27 2005, 10:35 AM
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yeah, it wasn't that funny .. i understand it though
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Jun 28 2005, 09:46 AM
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''I think she means that Jason changing his icon won't stop people from knowing it's him because we recognize him for making offensive jokes.
And this one was a really nasty one; it's not funny and there's no way to explain this without making it sound absolutely obscene.'' jesus christ its only a joke, and IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. half u people need to chill out big time. |
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Jun 28 2005, 10:24 PM
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 Yates Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,150 |
ewy. haha. that's gross.
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Jun 28 2005, 11:41 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
That was retarted.. still got it but it was retarted.
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Jun 30 2005, 10:34 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ew.. that's disgusting.
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| *paul murphy* |
Jun 30 2005, 11:50 AM
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Lmao, be careful with that joke, it's an antique.
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Jul 1 2005, 05:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 339 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 162,772 |
Oh man, blondes got it bad!
fallen fairy |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:44 PM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
har har har. blonde jokes are hilarious
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Jul 2 2005, 02:06 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hm..wow. im slow. that's gross.
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Jul 2 2005, 05:50 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
i dont get it..
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Jul 3 2005, 11:39 AM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Haha that took me a few tries to get.
But haha thats funny. poor thing ): |
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Jul 3 2005, 12:27 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
...har har har.
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| *Azarel* |
Jul 6 2005, 07:47 PM
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... you can't bruise your bellybutton, can you?
Where are the veins to break to cause the bruise?
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| *lolita kitty* |
Jul 6 2005, 07:52 PM
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blonde jokes crack me up. haha.
but... wow... up the bellybutton? eek. |
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Jul 7 2005, 01:09 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
ahahah thats nasty. i had to think about it .
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Jul 7 2005, 07:53 PM
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ouch.....that musta hurt for both of em
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Jul 8 2005, 03:37 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
ow.. thats so mean.. its not funny
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| *x____duckii* |
Jul 11 2005, 12:30 PM
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^ How is it mean? It's something called a blonde joke. Get over it.
I kind of get it, but it didn't make me laugh. And to think that most blonde jokes are funny and all... |
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Jul 11 2005, 09:19 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
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 i do not get it
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Aug 25 2005, 08:12 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,541 |
hahaha, KC needed to explain that one to me.
claimed. |
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Aug 25 2005, 08:16 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
I get it. It's not so funny, though.
I think I heard that one before. My friend had to explain it to me. =]
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Dec 31 2006, 02:28 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 475,881 |
i dont get it eh some one explain to me?
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