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 Apr 15 2004, 05:35 PM
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 I <3 profanity  Group: Member Posts: 2,910 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,774  |
Hm, I thought this would be a fun topic to start.
Let's see... I remember I got this Nike shirt from a friend. I guess it was a guys shirt because I wore it to school one day...(this was in 4th grade btw and the shirt was big on me)...and my P.E. teacher had the same shirt. o__O; I never heard the end of it. |
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Apr 15 2004, 05:50 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha for play rehersal my friend was like, "Hey, Wanna be Doris?" I thought she said "Doors" So I was like, "Okay.. I suppose.." Haha and so, the girls went out of the door and I closed the door behind them. And my friend was like, "Where are you going? You're Doris!" And I was like, "Oh! I thought you said Doors."
 If you say Doors and Doris, they sound alike.
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Apr 15 2004, 06:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,316 |
i once set off a fire alarm at AMC 24 theaters. i came out of a movie, and was still adjusting to the light, so i leaned against a wall that so happened to have a fire alarm and the cover slipped off! my pastor happened to be there and he stuck the cover back on for me
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Apr 16 2004, 01:10 AM
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I was hanging out at the mall with this guy and this kid I was baby-sitting and some guy thought the kid was ours!
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| *Kathleen* |
Apr 16 2004, 01:36 AM
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Okay, my best friend Sarah (IBathedInAcid) has this band (Shadows Fall) shirt that says, "I eat emo kids for breakfast" Keep that in mind.
 Jordan heard this story (you don't have to read it again haha)...We were at this like small get together thing with a bunch of our friends from another high school, and yeah they all love emo music. They have a band practically dedicated to Taking Back Sunday. So anywho, Sarah wore that shirt there, and this one dude comes up to her, reads her shirt, then frowns. She goes, "What's wrong?" And he says, "That's...not...very nice...I'm an emo kid...are ya gonna eat me?!" And then she said, "Well...it's just...a shirt..." And he was so serious about it. The whole night, he made a comment about her eating emo kids. We're like, "Dude - just drop it...IT'S A FREAKING SHIRT!" And he like hates us now...not that we care or anything. It was so funny. Okay, maybe not my funniest memory, but certainly my most recent funny memory. 
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Apr 16 2004, 01:41 AM
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Haha.. that guys taking things too seriously.
Well my brother and his friends were having this LAN party.. and my old bestfriend, this little short guy, Rick was there. (he's close to my brother now) but then it was funny.. because he cracks me up. He was at my house screaming crap out of no where.. and it was hilarious. "KEVIN!! OH IS THAT YOUR MOM?? hurry up and get the phone! VOMINOSS!!!" Sorry.. I can't even explain it. He's just so funny. |
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| *Kathleen* |
Apr 16 2004, 02:16 AM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 16 2004, 2:41 AM) Haha.. that guys taking things too seriously. That is so true. Haha.
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Apr 16 2004, 02:49 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
HAHAHA spilling water that was mixed with my friend's little baby brother's pee...hahahahaha... nd' we put his pee into a cup and then...haha then JUstin.. who came over...lols he slept in my friend's couch becus he was so tired from helping his dad fix someone's car haha... nd'... so my friends... were like "i wana do something with my brother's pee" haha... so we looked at justin... lols.... so wat we did was.... pour the pee cup into his... u kno................his private spot haha... hehehe my friend didnt peek~~ good thing hahaha...but she was crackin up...and i was jus pourin' it...haha... and he was moving around...lols i was wondering if the pee was too cold or jus warm? hahaha... lols... and so... we were jus talkin.... and justin woke up...hes like "what time is it?" haha...and then he look down... hes like "omg...no way...how did i...nooo way!" he was like talkin' to himself...and i asked him "whats wrong?" haha and he said, "ummm can i have a blanket...or something to cover?" hahaHAHAHA... he still doesnt kno that we poured it...he thinks that he peed haha... lols... and he was going inside his bathroom... and i think he took off his pants and start smellin it cus he was like "SICK!!!" he was screamin' haha... then he called his step bro, which is my best friend, andy~~ haha... to come over and bring an extra pants...hahahahahahahahahaha we were laughin' our heads off...haha...then he came out...and askin' why we were laughin in a suspicious way, then we said "umm we're jus laughin something that we did in the computer" and he was jus laughin along...haha..... but yeah............................. that was all haha
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Apr 16 2004, 03:22 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
gOSh i have soo many funny memories...its hard to just pick one. hMM...
o yes this was my first time at disneyland (i think was i like 6 yrs old) and we were waiting for that train, you know the one that takes u around disneyland. welll we were just standing there and all of a sudden the three little pigs come towards us. i was getting all excited cuz i loved them. but then idk what happened but they started to chase me...and i was running like a manaic crying my eyes out. lOL we still have it on tape and whenever i watch it i laugh so hard. lOL  jackie
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Apr 16 2004, 04:11 AM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Apr 16 2004, 1:22 AM) gOSh i have soo many funny memories...its hard to just pick one. hMM... o yes this was my first time at disneyland (i think was i like 6 yrs old) and we were waiting for that train, you know the one that takes u around disneyland. welll we were just standing there and all of a sudden the three little pigs come towards us. i was getting all excited cuz i loved them. but then idk what happened but they started to chase me...and i was running like a manaic crying my eyes out. lOL we still have it on tape and whenever i watch it i laugh so hard. lOL jackieLOLS 3 little pigs?!?! awwwwwwwwwwwwww haha^^;; thats such a funny and cute story!! lols haha!! hehe i got more funny stories! well i duno if it's funny for ya...but hehe... my friends dared me to do the helium balloon part...and i thot it wont work for me...heh so when i did it...(it was my first time)... i sucked it... i dont kno how long i was supposed to suck it...and my friends didnt say anything...and my face were all red...then i couldnt do it longer so i stopped...and then my friends asked me if i was ok...and i was talkin like in a weird voice...lols u kno when u suck the helium, ur voice changes...omg.... mine was the worse! it was before my japanese class... nd'... my voice didnt change back to normal... haha and then my teacher came back in... and we had to do our presentations... and omg.... my teacher called me first... >.<... he told me to talk and everyone was crackin' up...so i jus talk...and the teacher thot i was fooling around (but i wasnt)...hehe... but still i end up getting an A+!^^;; hehe newais...it lasted for 2 hours... i couldnt stop laughin' haha..man my laugh was sooo funny!! haha |
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Apr 16 2004, 07:09 AM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
i don't remember....
but I've had time I laughed so hard I cried the Dilbert Newsletters are funny though QUOTE TOLEDO, OH – Angered at years of paying an allowance to their 12-year-old son Teddy and receiving "almost nothing" in return, Jack and Doris Benjamin decided to sue. Jack explained, "We expected him to be cuter and maybe say the darndest things. We got zippo. Sometimes when my co-workers would be talking about how funny their kids were, I'd have to steer the conversation back to work-related topics so I wouldn't be embarrassed." Doris Benjamin summed it up this way: "Teddy just isn't professional. We pay him and we expect him to provide some sort of entertainment. It was funny when his bike hit the pothole and he landed on his back in the poison ivy, but that was like one time in 12 years." haha QUOTE BEETSVILLE, OH – After a tragic communication mixup, Flossie Mongo devoured her husband of 30 years, Lester. "I asked my doctor if I should get on that Atkins diet and lose weight by eating meat. He just got all serious-like and said -- and I'm quoting now -- ‘Just eat Les.' At least that's what I thought he said. Now he claims there was a silent s on the end of Les." Mrs. Mongo explained that her husband had been riding her hard to follow whatever orders the doctor gave her for losing weight. "He was a real hard ass. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." After a net gain of nearly 150 pounds in one day, Mrs. Mongo admits her other big mistake: "I should have spaced it out. That was way too much for one meal. But I worked up quite an appetite with all the stabbing and sawing. You have no idea." She adds, wistfully, "I'll miss him, but quiet is good too." I hope these stories are just made up... |
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Apr 16 2004, 12:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Once when I was little, I went to the bathroom at a movie theater. Being the "big kid" that I was, I went alone. After I had finished, I went to open the door but I couldn't get it open! I started screaming and hammering on the door. My dad came running and tried to open the door, but he couldn't from the outside since I had locked it or something. He went to get the manager and they got a janitor or someone to take out the whole lock and doorknob! I got out and I was yelling my head off and making a huge scene of how "crappy" the bathroom and service was when the janitor goes:
Um, you were turning the doorknob the wrong way. 
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Apr 16 2004, 12:39 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Apr 16 2004, 1:36 AM) Okay, my best friend Sarah (IBathedInAcid) has this band (Shadows Fall) shirt that says, "I eat emo kids for breakfast" Keep that in mind. Jordan heard this story (you don't have to read it again haha)...We were at this like small get together thing with a bunch of our friends from another high school, and yeah they all love emo music. They have a band practically dedicated to Taking Back Sunday. So anywho, Sarah wore that shirt there, and this one dude comes up to her, reads her shirt, then frowns. She goes, "What's wrong?" And he says, "That's...not...very nice...I'm an emo kid...are ya gonna eat me?!" And then she said, "Well...it's just...a shirt..." And he was so serious about it. The whole night, he made a comment about her eating emo kids. We're like, "Dude - just drop it...IT'S A FREAKING SHIRT!" And he like hates us now...not that we care or anything. It was so funny. Okay, maybe not my funniest memory, but certainly my most recent funny memory. haha awesome.. i want that shirt 
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Apr 16 2004, 12:59 PM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
the funniest memory that I can think of is when my friends and me were freshmens in high school....and it was after school and we were talking about laughing and giggling....and then we were walking under some how do you put it a lounge area where poles would be somewhat in the walk way....so we were walking along and my friend stephanie was laughing and giggling until she ran into the pole and she had a red mark on her forhead for 2 days....boy that was hilarous
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Apr 16 2004, 02:10 PM
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muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
QUOTE Once when I was little, I went to the bathroom at a movie theater. Being the "big kid" that I was, I went alone. After I had finished, I went to open the door but I couldn't get it open! I started screaming and hammering on the door. My dad came running and tried to open the door, but he couldn't from the outside since I had locked it or something. He went to get the manager and they got a janitor or someone to take out the whole lock and doorknob! I got out and I was yelling my head off and making a huge scene of how "crappy" the bathroom and service was when the janitor goes: Um, you were turning the doorknob the wrong way. OMG thats such a funny story. i mean it must of angered u at the time but its funny now right. lOL! i love the end, "um, you were turning the doorknob the wrong way." lOL! jackie
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Apr 16 2004, 02:16 PM
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Once me and my friends were at school and my friend (Shirlane) finished her chocolate milk. I got bored so I switched it with my other friend's. She was about to throw her lunch away so I was okay but she kept talking with all these other people and eventually she got thirsty. She picked up Shirlane's milk and started drinking it. Me and Shirlane were like "NOOOOO DON'T DRINK THE MILK!!!" but she wasn't listening and yeah...
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Apr 16 2004, 02:27 PM
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 teach me korean... i'm serious Group: Member Posts: 918 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,427 |
watching adam drowning in 6 feet water<<--val... haha
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Apr 16 2004, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(m@dcow @ Apr 16 2004, 2:27 PM) watching adam drowning in 6 feet water<<--val... haha LMAOO!!! HAHA Adam: "this is my dad doing the breaststroke" *padle*...*GASP*...*padle*...*GASP*...*padle*...*GASP*
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Apr 16 2004, 02:49 PM
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT IN SCHOOL!! but now i forgot it agen.. ill edit it later ;)
edit* hhhmm.. i cant think but anyways sometiems i think of songs.. and theyre funny. at school all of a sudden i start smiling and laughing like crazyy ahaha [people may think im wierd XD] hm. one of them is milk and cereal and the other.. its a song where people go aaaaahhhhheeeeeeehhhh and stuff.. hehehe ill paste it later |
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Apr 16 2004, 02:56 PM
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One time I went to a huge concert and when it was time to leave we spent like 20 minutes looking for the car but we remember we were looking for the wrong car... Yeah we are dumb.
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Apr 16 2004, 06:52 PM
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I <3 profanity Group: Member Posts: 2,910 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,774 |
I remember another one!
I was at pizza hut once...and I wasn't looking where I was going. Instead of going into the girls bathroom. I walked right into the guys bathroom and this dude was takin a piss. xD SO funny. |
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Apr 16 2004, 07:03 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
HAHAHAHA i remember!!
there is this guy right? and he went to my winter retreat, and he is like really really weird... lets just say he is outgoing and "creative." well anyways, he had won this one game at my best friend's church, and i guess he did some really retarded victory dance where he puts his hands and arms up in a 90 degree elbow angle and his hands are up in the air right? and he claps and pretends to like push something with his hands while dancing and jumping like a retard, and when he jumps, he looks like some frog thingy because he jumps after bouncing with his knees or something... cant explain it. ANYWAY! my best frend was describing his actions while trying to show us, and it was hilrious, so i started copying. and pretty soon, me and my best frends were all doing it (4 people) and pretending to dance oh so well and when the adults were passing by, they kept wagging their heads like wtf? hahah ^^
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Apr 16 2004, 08:32 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
i have a lot of funny memories but the most recent one is:
my swimming teacher asked us to dive down to the bottom of the pool (12ft) and my friend jonny was down there like 11ft from surface and i was swimming freestyle... i guess he lost air or something he was coming bak up while i was swimming and i kicked him on the head lol |
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Apr 16 2004, 08:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
oo, wen i thought it will be cool to roll down the stairs in my house. i was 6
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Apr 16 2004, 09:13 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
QUOTE(immersion31 @ Apr 16 2004, 3:38 PM) oo, wen i thought it will be cool to roll down the stairs in my house. i was 6 haha lol u did?? |
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