... and now for a random fact about Vin Diesel ... Options

[*basick*]

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him

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[banthisaccountno...]

Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."

[iheartjohn]

The knights that say ‘Ni!’ originally said, "Vin Diesel, you are our god and we will love and respect you till the end of all time." They however had to change it as they felt that this may have brought about a new world order.

Dude...Vin Diesel is my husband. I'm going to have his children someday.

[*basick*]

Vin Diesel masturbates with sand paper because it makes him feel tough.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

[iheartjohn]

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Change the word 'water' with 'Felicia' instead.

[banthisaccountno...]

Vin Diesel is the secret behind Busch's Baked Beans

Walt Whitman didn't write "O Captain, My Captain," it was actually written by Vin Diesel as an appology to his penis.

oh. my. god.

[wayne]

Vin Diesel refuses to drive any vehicle with that gets more than 8 miles per gallon.

wtf...

[iheartjohn]

Vin Diesel beat 43 chimps in an arm wrestling contest to become world champion.

[*basick*]

Vin Diesel speaks in THX certified sound.

Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAGAGAGA

[*wind&fire*]

Vin has invented a new version of paper, rock, scissors where you can also decide to be Vin himself. He has never taught anyone the hand sign for Vin because so far he has never met anyone worthy enough to use it.

i want to know

If one attempts to calculate the awesomeness factor of Vin Diesel, cubed by the awesomeness of a badger divided by the awesomeness of ninja-pirates, one has the basis for the weapon that destroys the universe.

hmmmmmmmmmm.....

The dodo bird isn't extinct; Vin has all of them in his basement and uses them for sex toys.

roflmfao

[*basick*]

Scholars invented the exclamation mark JUST to describe how it sounds when Vin Diesel chews.

OH SHIT!

[slipper]

Vin Diesel is actually Luke's father.

these are hilarious.

[gOODpIRATE]

One day, many years ago, Vin Diesel clapped his hands, causing a massive cosmic explosion, creating the universe.

[*wind&fire*]

Vin Diesel knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but he wont tell anyone.

[*basick*]

Vin Diesel once wrote a screenplay called "Super Awesome Explosive Extremely Amazing Ghost Pirate Island Adventure", but was told the title was too long. He shortened it to "Pirates of the Caribbean".

HAHAHHAHA

[Midnight Faerie]

Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.

[Paradox of Life]

Q: What came first? The chicken or the egg? A: Vin Diesel.

Why is this about Vin Diesel?

[emazing]

Vin Diesel coded Diablo by himself, but is not responsible for the console versions.
The guy who created the website must be Vin-Diesel obsessed.
Or he/she could be a stalkerrr.

[*mipadi*]

Why is this about Vin Diesel?

A better question would be, "Why isn't everything about Vin Diesel?"

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

haha steven, not again with Vin Diesel...

The term 'breakdancing' was coined when Vin Diesel broke a dancer in half with his bare hands.

[banthisaccountno...]

If you dare even think about calling Vin Diesel by his real name, it will set off a chain of events that would find the two of you, decades from now, trying to kill each other with .50 caliber Browning M2 machine guns in Chilpancingo, Mexico on New Years Eve. While dressed as penguins

Vin Diesel is the Indigo Power Ranger.

Vin Diesel is the Walrus, coo coo ca choo

[*basick*]

When no one was looking, Vin Diesel sped up the Earth's rotation so it would be exactly twenty-four hours.

Vin Diesel once said that his only regret was not being able to save Lincoln from being assassinated, the reason being because he was boning Lincoln's wife at the time.

[KELLYYY]

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

Too. many. hard. words. I feel dumb.

[iheartjohn]

^^ ROTFL

These are hilarious.

Vin Diesel's High School prank was Western Civilization.

The idea for the show "MacGuyver" comes from the time Vin Diesel went on a road trip and single-handedly wiped out the entire population of Salt Lake City with his shoe and a paper clip.

At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself.

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night.

from this day on i shall never eat mushrooms again

[*basick*]

Vin Diesel smacked the shit outta Shaq because he kept on proclaiming that he was to be called the Big Diesel. After smacking him upside his head, he later said: " There's only one Big Diesel here, and its in my pants...."

hahahahahahha

[*wind&fire*]

Vin Diesel does not "drop it like it's hot." To suggest that anything would be too hot for him to hold is laughable.

ahahahahaha...

[Paradox of Life]

"Vin Diesel coined the term "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" before he ate every unicorn in existence..."

I can't get enough of this.

"Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn."

[*xcaitlinx*]

Vin Diesel has been every member of the Beetles at some point or another. Especially Ringo.

[racoons > you]

Vin Diesel belches in B sharp.

i dont get why this is that funny, to be honest...

actually, the one above me made me smile, but other than that, meh

[*jooleeah*]

One day, many years ago, Vin Diesel clapped his hands, causing a massive cosmic explosion, creating the universe.

Haha. Wow.

[aeyungg xd]

Goliath threw the match against David when he heard the winner had to face Vin Diesel.

ahhahas.

Vin Diesel and Paul McCartney cannot be distinguished from one another. They only look different because they wear different clothing.

If you blow in Vin Diesel's ear, the top of his head inflates.

LMAO.

[sammi rules you]

Vin Diesel often travels to the center of the earth in order to heat up his breakfast burritos.

Indians believed cameras stole the souls of those it took pictures of because Vin Diesel typically stored the stolen souls of his friends in a Nikon camera he bought from a 1-armed French prostitute.

There was a time when the forests of Europe were so dense and omnipresent that Vin Diesel could travel from one extreme of the continent to the other jumping from treetop to treetop, never touching ground. Now he is forced to rely on his trusty flying dragon sidekick, Fujur.

Vin Diesel pimped Xzibit's ride.

Vin Diesel has breasts that do indeed lactate.

Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

lol.

[*basick*]

Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids. He isn't vain, so he let the egyptians take the credit.

what a nice guy

[Super_Shaggy]

Vin Diesel once peed on a third rail of the New York City subway system and subsequently caused the blackout of 2003.

J. Edgar Hoover's cross dressing fetish was discovered at a sleep over with Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was wearing a dress made of plasma and fecal matter.

Vin Diesel occasionaly wears live rattlesnakes as a condom

Vin Diesel sunk the Titanic in hopes of making the movie end sooner.

Vin refuses to wear shoes with laces.

Vin Diesel once had a short-lived love affair with Mother Teresa. She said she left him because she was "tired of all the donkey punches."

Vin Diesel's urine is thought so highly of in Germany that it is used as mouthwash.

When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor. for the FF ppl

Vin Diesel created the God Quetzalcoatl when he threw a parrot and iguana into a bedroom and told them "to wing it".

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Vin Diesel lives his life in "bullet-time".

hmmm

[*wind&fire*]

Vin Diesel can express the square root of -1 as a real number.

ooooOOOOoooh... take that 4 unit math biznatches!

[iheartjohn]

Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.


Vin Diesel has a spinning bowtie that automatically propells him when he wears rollerskates, but he'll kill you if you see him do it.


Vin Diesel's toast lands butter side up.


Vin Diesel use time travel to go back in time and led the Huns to victory against Mulan and her lesbian lover Margaret Thatcher.


Dude, these are hilarious.

[*chaneun*]

Vin Diesel's mass is constantly monitored by a military installation in New Mexico. Should it exceed a critical point they are instructed to destroy him with a hydrogen bomb mounted to an ICBM. It is not known if this will be enough to stop the process.

[banthisaccountno...]

Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.

In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names. All of them were Vin Diesel.

[*xcaitlinx*]

Vin Diesel defeated Neo-Hitler and Neo-Stalin in an epic contest of strength. Their fight destroyed three planets and extended Vin Diesel's penis length at least three inches.