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post Jun 17 2005, 10:15 AM
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A robber breaks into a bank and it's only you and an old lady (and the staff) in there. What do you do?
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:18 AM
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Use the old lady as a shield in case the robber should fire, then run away...

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post Jun 17 2005, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 11:18 AM)
Use the old lady as a shield in case the rubber should fire, then run away...
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Haha.
Well, I'd probably just get down and close my eyes. laugh.gif pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:20 AM
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take the lady's fake teeth out and chunk them at the robber! ph34r.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:22 AM
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Frankie that turns me on, you are some guy wub.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:32 AM
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Er..would I have a cell phone in this situation?

If I did..I would hide under a table or some sort of shrubbery and call 911..haha. =P. And after that..I'll try and distract the robbers from hurting anyone.

If I didn't..I'd start praying...
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Jun 17 2005, 5:32 PM)
Er..would I have a cell phone in this situation?

If I did..I would hide under a table or some sort of shrubbery and call 911..haha. =P. And after that..I'll try and distract the robbers from hurting anyone.
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The robber'll kill you and take the phone from you... *shakes head* sad.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:36 AM
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I'd go hide in the bathroom ph34r.gif Let the old lady fight for herself.

Do they even have bathrooms at the bank? wacko.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM)
The robber'll kill you and take the phone from you... *shakes head*  sad.gif
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Ohhhh...If any one takes my cell....THEY GOIN DOWN MAN..

I took karate for two years..I can handle them.. cool.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Jun 17 2005, 5:39 PM)
Ohhhh...If any one takes my cell....THEY GOIN DOWN MAN..

I took karate for two years.. cool.gif
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Haha! hmm... the robber has a gun. I don't think your karate'll do any good rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 10:40 AM)
Haha! hmm... the robber has a gun. I don't think your karate'll do any good  rolleyes.gif
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So I'll trip him ..so he'll be forced to drop the gun..and THEN I'll use the karate moves. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Jun 17 2005, 5:42 PM)
So I'll trip him ..so he'll be forced to drop the gun..and THEN I'll use the karate moves.  laugh.gif
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If you make any move, he'll shoot you... sad.gif

ha! lol, i'm wierd...
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 10:44 AM)
If you make any move, he'll shoot you...  sad.gif

ha! lol, i'm wierd...
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Who said the gun was loaded? He could be a stupid robber..

And yes, I'm weird too don't worry. tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jun 17 2005, 11:15 AM)
A robber breaks into a bank and it's only you and an old lady (and the staff) in there. What do you do?
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Seein that you didnt say anythin about the robber being armed, Ill just beat the crap out of him laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:05 AM
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Who said the gun was loaded? He could be a stupid robber..
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Who said the gun wasn't loaded. Most bank robbers aren't stupid.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:05 AM
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QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Jun 17 2005, 9:52 AM)
Seein that you didnt say anythin about the robber being armed, Ill just beat the crap out of him laugh.gif
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Exactly. I have a 6 inch blad in my pocket that'll free me some hostages.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:11 AM
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i give him some money, note his physical appearance and license number through the plate glass windows of the bank, wait for him to go away, call th epolice and have him arrested
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 11:05 AM)
Who said the gun wasn't loaded. Most bank robbers aren't stupid.
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But there are quite a few that are...

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post Jun 17 2005, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 10:22 AM)
Frankie that turns me on, you are some guy wub.gif
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Jun 17 2005, 6:11 PM)
But there are quite a few that are...

Click Here.
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...but this robber isn't rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 11:14 AM)
...but this robber isn't  rolleyes.gif
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It could be THIS robber...so you never know..

Proof
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Jun 17 2005, 6:15 PM)
It could be THIS robber...so you never know..

Proof
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This robber was invented by paul murphy, so trust me, he isn't stupid. 80 % of bank robbers are intelligent...
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 11:19 AM)
This robber was invented by paul murphy, so trust me, he isn't stupid. 80 % of bank robbers are intelligent...
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Well, we'll never really know until it happens..so :shrugs:.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:27 AM
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we are pathetic... *shakes head*
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:28 AM
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Yeah...but it was interesting..so..patheticness is acceptable. ^_^.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:29 AM
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i'd jump at the robber then take his gun thro it at him(while in the air)then land with a cool pose and say some corny line
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 12:33 PM
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ignore the old lady, and when his back is turned, knock him out fast.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 12:39 PM
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Get out my cell and call the cops.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 12:43 PM
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Depends if the robber has a weapon, if he doesn't...

I would try to find a big huge-ass weapon and start swinging it at him.

Try to knock him out and tape him up. Tell the old lady to call 911.

If he has a weapon, I would start ducking for cover and try to get out and call 911.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 12:59 PM
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How the hell cares about the old lady. :x

Save myself.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 01:39 PM
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OK, he ould have to be a complete dumbass not to have a weapon. how is it a hold up if he has nothin? U cud just kick his ass.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 01:51 PM
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id use my super awesome ninja skills ph34r.gif boxing.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 02:45 PM
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In that situation I would try and talk myself out of it, use my skills in psychology and make him talk about why he is doing this, and make him think about his family and why he would regret having to do this etc. however, never mention the word gun or the weapon he is using to threaten your life. At some point, there will always be the moment when he would be deeply spaced out and it would be the perfect moment to take the gun away from him. You see, when people are under extreme pressure, their mentality is extremely prone and vulnerable to be attacked by even more pressure. So this way they will start to feel "cornered" and afterall robbers are humans. It's the same situation as to when pple are trying to commit suicide, you apply the same method to weaken them until they are totally motionless.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 02:56 PM
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Blast that nigga? Because I always have a handgun on me?
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jun 17 2005, 2:39 PM)
OK, he ould have to be a complete dumbass not to have a weapon. how is it a hold up if he has nothin? U cud just kick his ass.
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lol theres a lots of dumbasses in this world. he could be one of those and try to stickup the bank with a banana laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 03:52 PM
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1. Sexually assualt him/her. It may give the people enough time to call the police.
2. Oh, and I would definately give money to them. I mean, their main deal is to "rob" not kill.
3. If that doesn't work, sneak away with the old lady. Screw the staff.
3. Call the police with the information that is needed. =D
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 04:05 PM
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use women's pointy shoes and aim at the robbery and hide under the table when he turns around. hopefully it hurtzz him so bad that i can run to kick his gun away and fucc up his anus
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 04:50 PM
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probably get down and pray I don't get shot
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:55 PM
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Honestly. I'd hide and do anything the robber says. -_- I'm such a wimp.
 
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1. Sexually assualt him/her. It may give the people enough time to call the police.
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Jordan, i'm the robber. Rape me please rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2005, 12:05 PM
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I would use my Jedi abilities and destroy the Sith robbers....
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 11:31 PM
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I'll be the wuss because I'm scared to get shot.
 
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jun 17 2005, 9:18 AM)
Use the old lady as a shield in case the robber should fire, then run away...
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Lmao. I would .. run? whistling.gif
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 11:50 PM
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Honestly: I would get down and do what the robbers tell me to, or try to hide somewhere.




Dishonestly: I would whip out the enormous foldable machine gun that I always keep in my pocket and save the day! Ahahahahha.
 
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