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| *basick* |
 Jun 10 2005, 01:52 AM
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall ----------------------- <glacial> I love school <glacial> Today our term paper due date's set <glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. <glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" <glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says: <glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand" ------------------------ <kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%! <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard. ------------------------ <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d <TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards ------------------------ <SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/ <NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know. <NotOneOfUs> Oh wait <NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert? <SRG> yes ------------------------- <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... -------------------------- <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? |
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| *wind&fire* |
Jun 10 2005, 02:04 AM
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haha.. i love the first one... were you acutally there?
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| *basick* |
Jun 10 2005, 02:07 AM
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nah i got them from bash.org
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Jun 10 2005, 02:17 AM
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All of those were so funny I actually fell out my chair and laughed.
I laughed so hard i grew Pretty Ricky abs on that one.  These two are my favorites -------------------------------- <cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it --------------------------------- n e r d b 5: what in the hell n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user n e r d b 5: what do i do? e l i t e m r p: register --------------------------------- |
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| *basick* |
Jun 10 2005, 02:22 AM
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) f**k you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house? |
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| *wind&fire* |
Jun 10 2005, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE <cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it --------------------------------- n e r d b 5: what in the hell n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user n e r d b 5: what do i do? e l i t e m r p: register wow theyre so lame...(ie the jokes) <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava? |
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Jun 10 2005, 02:53 AM
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 Yawn  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol the first two you posted made me laugh :)
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Jun 10 2005, 06:46 AM
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chauvinist? Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,532 |
da first one's nice...
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Jun 10 2005, 10:09 AM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
lmao the fourth and fifth ones were hilarious.. The second one is a joke I heard before.
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Jun 10 2005, 08:05 PM
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lmao i can't decide which one i like best.
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| *kryogenix* |
Jun 10 2005, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 2:07 AM) nah i got them from bash.org  thought i recognized those... |
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Jun 12 2005, 01:28 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
LOL they all made me laugh
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Jun 12 2005, 01:37 AM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 1:52 AM) <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Those are hilarious. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall ----------------------- <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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Jun 15 2005, 02:02 PM
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<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@* <@Acaila> FINISH HIM <mat|t> rofl <MortalKombat> omg wtf man * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch) <@Acaila> FATALITY! --------------- roflmao edit// t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right --------------- <anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick f**kers) <anamexis> :< ---------------
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Jun 20 2005, 12:18 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
QUOTE <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? Haha. -points and giggles- |
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Jun 21 2005, 01:49 PM
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LOL, i love that 3rd one & tha last one ..
edit <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind haha .. edit again wth .. dumbass .. haha <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today <jeebus> he was a fucken impostor <jeebus> never once moved diagonally edit again .. this one made me laugh for some reason .. <studdud> what the f**k is wtf edit again ! i can't stop reading these !! <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. This post has been edited by jnukes: Jun 21 2005, 02:05 PM |
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Jun 21 2005, 02:28 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
this is a actual normal conversation between me and a good friend of mine....
Davidsantosl (7:24:51 PM): penis BumblePeck (7:25:04 PM): head Davidsantosl (7:25:56 PM): shittles BumblePeck (7:26:25 PM): fem-in-ems Davidsantosl (7:27:19 PM): moop BumblePeck (7:28:05 PM): i was gonna update my journal.. but i have nothing to say Davidsantosl (7:28:28 PM): haha say "i have nothing to say" BumblePeck (7:28:53 PM): lol i put that last time.. god how sad... i have no life Davidsantosl (7:29:24 PM): put random things BumblePeck (7:29:46 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:30:16 PM): like beaner snizles BumblePeck (7:31:04 PM): ill just post this conversation.. thats random enough.. lol BumblePeck (7:31:14 PM): no.. im just kidding Davidsantosl (7:31:44 PM): hahaha that will get ALEASTone persons interest haha Davidsantosl (7:31:53 PM): u should i dont mind BumblePeck (7:32:04 PM): lol wow thats sad Davidsantosl (7:32:15 PM): i would haha BumblePeck (7:32:16 PM): my sash says ULTRA MAN Davidsantosl (7:32:45 PM): hahahahha mine says "mayor of candyland" BumblePeck (7:33:02 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:33:07 PM): i have another one that says "king or the manwhores" BumblePeck (7:33:52 PM): lol that ones great! because as we all know.. u are THE KING OF THE MANWHORES! Davidsantosl (7:34:21 PM): hahah truer words were never spoken Davidsantosl (7:34:46 PM): i take pride in being the enbasidor of all manwhores hhahahhahah BumblePeck (7:34:56 PM): lol im sure you do! Davidsantosl (7:35:11 PM): haha BumblePeck (7:36:52 PM): i should cut my hair.. its 2 long Davidsantosl (7:37:38 PM): hahah sure Davidsantosl (7:38:14 PM): dude im trying to get a job as a librarian haha weird BumblePeck (7:38:44 PM): lol what library? Davidsantosl (7:38:58 PM): yhea BumblePeck (7:39:27 PM): hmm didnt know there was a library called "yhea" Davidsantosl (7:39:59 PM): ohhh in the baldwin branch BumblePeck (7:40:36 PM): thats no where near me.. lol Davidsantosl (7:40:48 PM): i know >:D BumblePeck (7:41:28 PM): lol Davidsantosl (7:41:56 PM): u should post this haha BumblePeck (7:42:25 PM): lol i will.. i spose Davidsantosl (7:43:21 PM): u should ::shouts in a loud deap voice:: I COMAND IT! BumblePeck (7:43:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA make me Davidsantosl (7:43:52 PM): ::sits on ur head:: >:D Davidsantosl (7:44:04 PM): I COMAND IT MANBIRD BumblePeck (7:44:07 PM): *cant breathe* BumblePeck (7:44:18 PM): manbird? lol Davidsantosl (7:44:26 PM): ::farts on or head:: BumblePeck (7:45:12 PM): ewww thats sooo wrong!!!! *dies of lack of oxygen* Davidsantosl (7:45:49 PM): :D Davidsantosl (7:46:06 PM): ::pokes u:: BumblePeck (7:46:15 PM): *twitch* Davidsantosl (7:47:17 PM): peak is gay BumblePeck (7:47:34 PM): *jumps up and tackles you* HAHAHAHA im not dead u punk ass Davidsantosl (7:48:39 PM): :D ::twitches with fright:: OMG! IM BEING RAPED!! BumblePeck (7:49:01 PM): ewwwwww Davidsantosl (7:49:23 PM): tell me about it i feel so used..... BumblePeck (7:50:06 PM): lmfao thats tramatizing BumblePeck (7:50:11 PM): for me Davidsantosl (7:51:23 PM): FOR U?! pfft im the one being raped BumblePeck (7:52:43 PM): me rape you? uh.. no Davidsantosl (7:53:59 PM): hahaha say that now but when the pants come off its another story BumblePeck (7:54:34 PM): there you go again confusing me with one of your whores!! lol Davidsantosl (7:55:05 PM): lol UR ALL MY WHORES xD BumblePeck (7:56:00 PM): rotflmfao NOT ME!! hold on.. do you hear that? in the distance? i think.. i think it sounds like.. *BUZZ* i gave u the buzzer Davidsantosl (7:56:35 PM): what u gave me a hummer?????? xD BumblePeck (7:57:01 PM): lol i buzzed u damn it! Davidsantosl (7:58:23 PM): yes i liked the hummer very much Davidsantosl (7:58:39 PM): thank u for asking kukuku BumblePeck (7:59:22 PM): lol dork Davidsantosl (8:00:03 PM): u want my dork...urrr ok BumblePeck (8:00:19 PM): lol STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!!! Davidsantosl (8:01:11 PM): ummmm no i cant twist it BumblePeck (8:01:23 PM): i should kick u Davidsantosl (8:01:32 PM): that would be painfull xD BumblePeck (8:01:50 PM): lol Davidsantosl (8:02:08 PM): u should lick me?? ewwww UNCLEAN!!! BumblePeck (8:02:25 PM): lol BumblePeck (8:02:45 PM): eww BumblePeck (8:03:32 PM): *tramatized* Davidsantosl (8:03:34 PM): ::lisens to music:: BumblePeck (8:03:58 PM): ...good for you? Davidsantosl (8:05:02 PM): mah??? did u say something?? BumblePeck (8:05:27 PM): ...no... Davidsantosl (8:06:11 PM): ok ::eats candy and stares at ur foot:: BumblePeck (8:06:40 PM): *hides foot* why are you looking at my foot? Davidsantosl (8:07:24 PM): ::stares at other foot:: there so tinie BumblePeck (8:07:38 PM): lol no they arnt Davidsantosl (8:08:29 PM): yhea! compared to mine BumblePeck (8:09:13 PM): lol what size are you? Davidsantosl (8:09:54 PM): 11 BumblePeck (8:10:15 PM): jesus! yea.. lol im a size 6 Davidsantosl (8:11:29 PM): i knew it ur like a umpalumpa BumblePeck (8:11:39 PM): lol shut up Davidsantosl (8:11:43 PM): a onapalompa Davidsantosl (8:12:01 PM): a hispanice umpalupa hahah XD BumblePeck (8:12:12 PM): lol Davidsantosl (8:13:38 PM): omg i have a boner... Davidsantosl (8:13:48 PM): humm how did that happen??! BumblePeck (8:14:07 PM): lol ewww did u really have to share that with me? Davidsantosl (8:15:41 PM): no cuz i dont have a boner lamo BumblePeck (8:17:29 PM): ima end up tramatized up the ass because i talk to u Davidsantosl (8:18:28 PM): hahaha u want it up the ass??? xD BumblePeck (8:19:13 PM): lol ur so wrong! Davidsantosl (8:20:07 PM): im not wrong the things u say are wrong Davidsantosl (8:20:26 PM): honestly u kiss ur mother with that mouth? BumblePeck (8:20:34 PM): lol BumblePeck (8:20:41 PM): i dont kiss her Davidsantosl (8:21:08 PM): wow aparently she dident hug u enough BumblePeck (8:22:00 PM): lol gee thanx Davidsantosl (8:22:36 PM): ::huges u:: there now stop being a ass BumblePeck (8:23:22 PM): how am i being an ass? BumblePeck (8:24:23 PM): im being called upon.. ill be right back! =P Davidsantosl (8:26:17 PM): ok no penises were harmed in the making of this conversation XD haha  
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Jun 22 2005, 01:19 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
lol...
i like these ones... <PwRPufF> im a smart blond :) <nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing <PwRPufF> :/ <PwRPufF> shut up <PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance <PwRPufF> hehe <nexxai> dyed hair? ---- <zlut> how to make a directory? <Apollo-> mkdir <zlut> thanks <Apollo-> no problem, slut <Apollo-> err, zlut ---- <Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile <@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles? <MarysKid> math not your major SJr? <@SJr> actually it is :) <MarysKid> LOL <MarysKid> um... OK <@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6 <@SJr> which works out to 5/3 <@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6 <Mojokoko> bah... <Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska  ---- Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell? Fred> What ? Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to Fred> Really? ---- <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong <Ouroboros> Ok. <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> | . <Ouroboros> Whoops ---- <@kanaiva> dont be tupid <@sungroc> im not stupic ---- <toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home <toe2toe> im just trying to picture that <toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.." <toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!" ---- <unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it <Animix> oooooooooooh <Animix> can I have your autograph meh that's enough... 
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Jun 22 2005, 09:36 AM
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava?
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Jun 24 2005, 01:35 AM
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LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious!
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 24 2005, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(__xxfrappachino<3 @ Jun 23 2005, 11:35 PM) LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious! is that really you in your signature? |
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| *mipadi* |
Jun 24 2005, 09:27 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jun 10 2005, 3:07 AM) nah i got them from bash.org Oh, man...bash.org is one of my favorite sites. I thought I recognized some of those transcripts. 
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| *kryogenix* |
Jun 24 2005, 12:01 PM
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it's best when you participate in funny irc conversations. man, if only i had that one log from the time that guy wanted cadillacs and dinosaurs.
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| *FreeStickers* |
Jul 2 2005, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(ocpimple @ Jun 15 2005, 3:02 PM) <MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt * Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@* <@Acaila> FINISH HIM <mat|t> rofl <MortalKombat> omg wtf man * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch) <@Acaila> FATALITY! That was my friend(Acaila).Anyway, That second one made me laugh.
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Jul 8 2005, 10:12 PM
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Haha. Those are FUNNY stuff.
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Jul 9 2005, 01:59 AM
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Mr. Hottie Group: Member Posts: 406 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,225 |
LOL
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Jul 12 2005, 02:47 AM
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my friend talking to Andy Warns
xbleedinsunx: what's your last name? HurdlinYoungstar: warns xbleedinsunx: don't mind if I do! (proceeds to raise his warning level in AIM 35 points) lol |
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Jul 12 2005, 12:25 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Wow those are hilarious. I went to bash.org and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Jul 12 2005, 02:11 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
quotes, "<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?" end quotes lol so funny |
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