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Another Jew Joke, don't kill me
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post Jun 7 2005, 04:05 PM
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oh, man. This joke is so terrible it's funny. I heard it from my friend:

How many jews can you fit in a car?
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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 600,000 in the ashtray.

p.s. Okay, have a sense of humor? Don't say stuff like "it is morally wrong" or condemn me in anyway because, again, IT'S NOT MY JOKE.
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 04:18 PM
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Id say it was funny.. if it wasnt about someones religion (its a religion right?)
Er. But at least I get this one
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 06:08 PM
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awesome joke! i love it..
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 02:59 PM
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I don't care about racist jokes, but that wasn't even remotely funny.

Stop posting. ;)
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:05 PM
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whats the difference btw a jew and a pizza...

a pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven...



yea i should shut up now
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:10 PM
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I'm slow at jokes like these. Fill me in please. happy.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 08:51 PM
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i get it; but it's kinda sad =(
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 09:46 PM
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Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Jun 8 2005, 9:46 PM)
Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
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i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust? blink.gif
if so, this is so wrong! cry.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:25 PM
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Gosh... I know its a joke and all, but thats a little depressing. mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 03:13 PM
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I didn't find it funny, nor offensive or anything. It was just.. corny..
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 03:15 PM
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I dont find that funny.....but i guess whatever floats your boat.
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 04:40 PM
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Hilter would have found this hysterical.
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 04:45 PM
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Hilter would have found this hysterical.
 
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post Jun 11 2005, 04:02 PM
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and hopefully the mods will find this inappropriate.
i don't know.
why did you post it?
 
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post Jun 11 2005, 11:51 PM
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louis logic - the ugly truth
don't hand me your ethics, discredit this as rude hard speak, cause im not anti semetic, jews are cheap //
with every breath theyre breathin through large beaks theyre tellin more fibs, and squeezin 4 kids into 2 car seats //

haha the original joke wasnt real funny tho
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 9 2005, 3:45 PM)
Hilter would have found this hysterical.
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^Haha. To me at least, it's not humorous at all. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 09:12 PM
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OK. You know what? I know these jokes might be funny to me, but not funny to other people. So, I'm gonna save everyone, including myself, the trouble and just not posting them anymore. Besides, I'd rather post something that I thought of than from someone else, that way I won't have to read all these comments of "stop posting" when its not even my joke that I'm telling.
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 09:18 PM
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ahah that's hilarious

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post Jun 13 2005, 11:24 PM
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hahahahah that was funny.

i love jews though!
 
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post Jun 13 2005, 11:45 PM
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I admire jewish people..a lot..
 
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post Jun 14 2005, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 13 2005, 8:45 PM)
I admire jewish people..a lot..
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didnt you say " stfu, jew " to Rachel once ? [[ xxcrazyjewxx , i think ]]
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 04:40 PM
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.......... this joke is not funny .... although i find it sorta ... dissing jewish ppl .. but w/e ,,
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 06:23 PM
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.Not.funny.
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 06:33 PM
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i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust?
if so, this is so wrong! 

yeah, i agree..and its not funny at all!
 
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post Jun 16 2005, 02:27 PM
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i have to admit i laughed...but i also feel so strongly about racism. i think jokes like this are terrible, but funny soemtimes...its terrible sad.gif

i think it wud b worse if u actually ment the joke as a racial insult
 
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post Jun 16 2005, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Jun 14 2005, 8:12 PM)
didnt you say " stfu, jew " to Rachel once ? [[ xxcrazyjewxx , i think ]]
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He's bashed Rachel for being Jewish more than once.
 
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post Jun 18 2005, 03:03 PM
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so what if it isnt YOUR Joke? dont ever post something that terribly nasty and mean ever again. please. my grandparents are holocaust survivors.
 
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post Jun 18 2005, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 7 2005, 7:08 PM)
awesome joke! i love it..
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i bet u do _dry.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2005, 09:25 PM
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I get it but would you like it if someone posted a black joke? =( And if you know it's terrible than why'd you post it??
 
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post Jun 19 2005, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 16 2005, 1:31 PM)
He's bashed Rachel for being Jewish more than once.
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Ugh. Just when I thought Jason said something mature for the first time in his life. ermm.gif
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 01:44 PM
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Didn't Jason say "I like this one a lot"
Then later he says "I admire Jewish people, a lot."
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 01:48 PM
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That joke was grate - don't listen to what other people have to say. They make racist jokes and they all know it, they want to label themselves as more intelligent and more formal than the rest.

(This is to the ones who said the joke was dumb and or useless.)
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:30 PM
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Wow. This is morally wrong.
It's so terrible it's not even funny.
Yeah.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:45 PM
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eh....heard that one b4... kinda morally wrong but racist jokes are racist jokes....
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 01:46 PM
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hilarious, it was...(MmM Yoda...)
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:26 PM
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Thats sad...
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:31 PM
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Ok, wow, I am SO offended by that joke, I don't care if it wasn't your joke, it really offended me and wasn't even funny... stubborn.gif
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:41 PM
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^Who the f**k cares?
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:43 PM
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^Jason. That's the kind of stuff that gets you banned. People have their own opinions and you just don't respect them. Who the f*** cares? The people who are Jews or respect Jews. It's an offensive joke and if people take offense, you shouldn't be making rude comments like that.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 21 2005, 9:41 PM)
^Who the f**k cares?
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Me, ok?
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 21 2005, 10:41 PM)
^Who the f**k cares?
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Maybe someone cares because they ARE Jewish. Did that thought ever cross your mind? People will take offense to that "joke", especially Jews. Take that into thought next time. But, I doubt you will.
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 09:02 AM
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People crack racist jokes all the time. And they know it. And I bet everyone of those people that said "This is morally wrong." or "The people who are Jews or respect Jews. It's an offensive joke and if people take offense," they have cracked a racist funny in there days - they know it.
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 09:32 AM
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wow, i think thats kind of sad that some of you don't get it..but alright.




it was..sort of funny..but..a little mean
 
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It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad.
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 02:41 PM
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That joke is so wrong. But yeah since some people are offended by this joke, i'm gonna have to close it.
 
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