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abarah's joke
ItzOnlySydney
post Jun 1 2005, 07:53 PM
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i got this from my friend Abarah's xanga:


ok there was this guy and he was on the beach
and he saw this lady she was crying
he asked her what was wrong
she said im 30yrs old I have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been hugged before
so the guy went to give her a hug
then she stared to cry again
he said what’s wrong now
she said im 30yrs old I have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been kissed before
so the guy went to give her a kiss
then she started to cry again
he said whats wrong now
she said im 30yrs i have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been screwed before
so he picked her up n threw her in the water and said your screwed now
 
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 07:56 PM
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rofl
nice
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 08:21 PM
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lololollol that's funny
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 08:23 PM
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hahaha, nice...
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 08:35 PM
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whatever d00de
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hahahah lol that had me laughing for 5 mins
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 10:47 PM
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poor lady :[ but then she did asked for it
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 11:41 PM
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Umm its that thing you should call me......
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That got a good giggle out of me.. Yay for you. I'm like really hard to get to laugh.
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 05:56 AM
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QUOTE(BitterSweetness @ Jun 2 2005, 11:47 AM)
poor lady :[ but then she did asked for it
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totally agree... biggrin.gif ...lol laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 11:14 PM
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rofl! omg that's so mean but funny.
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 12:02 AM
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hahahaahhaa !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 12:05 PM
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aww. poor lady! hehe.gif
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 12:44 PM
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aww thats eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 06:24 PM
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LMAO!! HAHA!
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 10:15 PM
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aww !! how sad! lol but that was pretty funny ;]
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 02:52 PM
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Saw that one coming a mile away.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:33 PM
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So the lady wanted to get in bed with him? mellow.gif Shame on the old lady mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:57 PM
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that wuz wrong... but i was laughin for tha longest time...
 
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post Jul 18 2005, 09:20 PM
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she had it coming. trying to take advantage of some stranger..
 
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post Jul 19 2005, 01:41 AM
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i know right?
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hahhaahhaha. that's kinda mean tho.. haha.
 
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post Jul 19 2005, 08:00 PM
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Well, it was either that or STD's (you never know...)
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 01:22 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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lol i liek it. :)
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 10:50 PM
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LOL thats FUNNY
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 11:33 PM
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LOL i was on the phone reading it with my friend and i was laughing. it was funny happy.gif
 
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