Britney spears for president Options

[MeanBastard]

With Bush’s approval rating below 50% since literally a week after he was elected, America should consider who we really want to be the leader of the United States of America and the leader of the free world.

We need a special person, who is talented and skilled with people. Someone who can communicate through various mediums, and do it with style. We need Britney Spears.

Britney is more than qualified to be president of our country.
She is a self made individual, and she knows how to work with money. Her estimated net worth is 60 million dollars, which she has made through her music, advertising, and other lucrative business deals. She has her own source of income and will never bow to special interest groups.

Britney is a role model to millions of teenage girls… and boys. I can think of no better way to inspire young people to get involved in politics, than having a pop icon like Britney Spears become president. It would be proof of the American dream… that hard work and motivation can take you anywhere.

In fact, she has already alluded to her aspirations to leave the entertainment industry, and go elsewhere. In her song “Brave New Girl” she sings,

“She’s gonna pack her bags
She’s gonna find her way
She’s gonna get right out of this
She don’t want New York
She don’t want L.A.”

Maybe Britney wants Washington, D.C.?

Now you can see that Britney is qualified to be President of the United States, but where does she stand on the major issues of this election?

There is no hiding that a lot is at stake. The winner will determine what stance our country takes in a number of big issues. Among these that I will touch on, are: Civil Rights, Corporations, Drugs, Education, Families, Foreign Policy, Government Reform, Homeland Security, Jobs, Principles and Values, and Technology.

· First, Civil Rights. Britney is blind to color, creed, religion, and especially sexual orientation, as evident by her kiss with Madonna, at the 2003 MTV Music Video Awards. It is obvious that she accepts people from all walks of life, and will never judge someone based on the way they look, worship or love.

· Corporations offer jobs and benefits to millions of workers. Like most republicans, Britney feels it is fair to reap the benefits of hard work. As such, the leaders of corporations – or entertainment empires – are entitled to keep what they earn. The proof is in the pudding when it comes to Britney and big business. In addition to being an entire media phenomenon herself, she has famously advertised her love for “the joy of Pepsi.” However, realizing the importance of giving back to those in need, it is doubtful that Britney would institute tax cuts for the wealth.

· In her song Toxic, Britney alludes to partaking in drug use. It is obvious that she feels drug addiction is powerful and difficult to break free from, though she admits to enjoying it. However, knowing that not all people share her feelings, in the song she sings “you should wear a warning, it’s dangerous”. This shows that Britney is both open minded to consenting adults making their own decisions, but also acknowledges that drugs are dangerous, and can cause harm.

· Britney is aware of the importance of setting educational goals – and that no obstacles should be presented for any child. She would bring back music programs that have been stripped from many schools around the country due to budget cuts.

After all, without an education Britney would have never been able to create the well written, articulate and insightful songs she sings.

· Recently becoming a family woman herself, she understands the important role family plays in life. Her new husband Kevin Federline has two children from a previous relationship. But that hasn’t stopped her from taking in these children with open arms and caring for them as her own. This shows that she strongly values the bonds of family, and believes children should always have a safe home where both parents can give them the love and affection they deserve.

· Britney has strong feelings about foreign policy.

Recent international politics have left America in a very difficult situation with no easy way out. Other than depending on ourselves and our short list of allies, we have very limited help from the world around us.

Misses Spears doesn’t believe this is the way America should be. In her song “Baby one more time” she sings

“My loneliness is killing me.
I must confess I still believe.
When I’m not with you, I lose my mind.
Give me a sign.
Hit me baby one more time”.

These lyrics aren’t just about a lost love… they go deeper, in representing the way she feels about America, and our foreign friends. The once strong bonds we had with countries around the world have been decimated, and Britney wants them back, however she states that she wants them to give us a sign – She will not sacrifice the integrity of the United States, and make us beg for alliances.

Instead, she will depend on her bubbly personality, and wonderful voice to sing ballads at U.N. summits, about lost love, hopefully convincing our friends to rebuild the burnt bridges.

· Government Reform is another major issue.

In terms of partisanship, the country is more polarized today than it has been before any other Presidential election. Britney sings “I’m a slave for you”, proclaiming her dedication and servitude to representing the American people, and not getting caught up in partisan issues. She will do what is right for the people of the country, and not what makes senators and congressman happy. In doing so, she will lead the Senate and House, not as two parties, but as a single nation.

· Homeland Security has never been more important, and Britney Spears hasn’t shied away from that either.

In an interview with Tucker Carlson, Britney is quoted as saying "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." From this, we can conclude that Britney supports President Bush’s moves in Iraq and Afghanistan, to protect the security of the American people.

Britney would take a proactive stance in insuring the security of Americans. Her plans for battling terror include launching campaigns in potential terrorist countries, where our military would air drop CD’s with pro-American propaganda sung by Britney. This would cause possible America haters to fall in love with Spears, defeating terrorism with the best weapon yet – love.

· In her song “Lucky”, she sings about waking up early in the morning, to get started with work. Britney has a strong work ethic, and believes that every person should earn their keep, through a hard days work.
By simply being a hard working entertainer, she herself has created thousands of jobs. Someone has to set up those stages, design her costumes, do her makeup, coordinate security, drive her limo, perform back-up dances, and clean up the immense post-concert mess made by her fans. Now think of how many jobs she could create by actually TRYING TO DO SO!

Britney is also against outsourcing of American jobs to foreign countries. She practices what she preaches, by having all of her clothing custom made for her, by trendy New York fashion designers, and never purchasing clothing made in overseas sweat shops.

· Her principles and values are uncorrupted by the politics and money of Washington D.C. Going directly into the most powerful office in the world, she would have an innocent and objective view of government. However, don’t take her as easy prey for lobbyists and special interest groups. In her song “Oops I did it again”, she warns those people, “I’m not that innocent” showing that she will not be easily bought.

· Britney was an early adopter of advances in communications technology. Quoted from her song “E-mail my heart”:

“E-mail my heart
And say our love will never die
I know you're out there
And I know that you still care
E-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart”

You can see that she embraces using technology to convey a key part of being human – the emotion of love. Her willingness to do so demonstrates that she will support the use of technology, even for controversial issues, such as stem cell research and cloning. Why cloning? The world could only be a better place, if there were more Britney Spears.

Now that you have seen where Britney stands on the issues, let me tell you what she has to offer, that Bush and Kerry do not.

George Bush has a notorious history of not admitting to making mistakes and is seemingly incapable of changing his mind. Britney is open-minded and not afraid to admit to making a mistake. However, she is not against commitment. Britney has been married twice. Her first ended in divorce, showing that she can take responsibility for her actions, and knows when those actions were wrong. Her second was made with a clear mind, and marrying one of her back up dancers clearly demonstrates that she will follow her heart, regardless of what anybody else says.

John Kerry has been labeled a flip flopper by the Republicans, for constantly changing his mind on issue after issue. Britney, on the other hand, has never really written a song that strays from the theme of love. This demonstrates that she can stick with a position and continue to do so, even if she has to release four different albums, all about that same thing.

Sure, the politicians in Washington would love for us to let someone with years of experience in business and politics run the country, but is that really what you want? Wouldn’t you rather have a spunky 20 something from Louisiana, who can sing, dance and has excellent fashion sense run the country?

I know I would.

[*Azarel*]

Pft, heck no.
Should be in Entertainment?

[*basick*]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

[*mzkandi*]

HAHAHAHAHA...Like oh my godz, Britney should like, totally be prezident...

That was an entertaining read.

edit// you guys should really read the whole thing. Its amusing.

[lolthissiteisfun...]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

haha, same

ew. so not. anyone dumb enough to go in a public restroom barefoot, should be punished, not rewarded.

[Teesa]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

haha I read only the first couple sentences.

[*krnxswat*]

Nope. She's a woman.















I'm just kidding, kiddos. Relax.

[EmmalieV]

I read 2 paragraphs , you all got PWNED!


anyways ,

well maybe she will do better then bush =P .

[hiromi]

*snort* I wouldn't vote for her anyway.

[Rachel]

I stopped at the title.

[*stephinika*]

bush sucks but yeah i don't think i'd stoop that low...i almost read the first paragraph too, i stopped after halfway or so...

[*Azarel*]

You took out the bold! Hahaha. I was joking when I said that's why we didn't read it. We just don't like reading long things.

[mouse_3k]

She would be a TERRIBLE president. shes already a bad enough singer, why president. she probably dont even know how the tax system works. I say HELL NO

[emazing]

What is the world coming to. (=

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

i didn't read it cause NOTHING is going to convince me that she would be a good president. so yea u get my point...

[*basick*]

(hey guys i read the whole thing, its pretty funny...)
lol @ everyone whos taking this serious

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

(hey guys i read the whole thing, its pretty funny...)
lol @ everyone whos taking this serious

lol i know i just read it too...turned out better than i expected but i still don't think i want britney spears or bush, i think i should be president! hahaha j/p

[yummy_delight]

i actually read the whole thing. funny stuff. =] and quite convincing as well.

[whomps]

Depends on who she would be running against.

[lilliannnn]

yeah.. that would be cool.


HAHAH YEAH OKAY.
pshh.. she wishes.

[xXYouMeBedNowXx]

I needed a good laugh. For both my "hate-of-pop-culture" and "bush-sucks" sides.

[lolthissiteisfun...]

haha I went back and read it. If you actually took all the reasoning seriously, it's kinda fun. soo funny.


PS- love the people getting all serious about it. good times..

[toodlepops.]

I only read half of it but I think I get the point.
Britney Spears as president? That'll be really weird.
W/e I don't even live in the States. =D

[KELLYYY]

I stopped reading the first post halfway.. that took me a while..

Britney for president? Nuh uh. I don't think so.

[*krnxswat*]

W/e I don't even live in the States. =D

Yes, and good to know you're cognizant of the fact of the possibility of affecting your country.

[vampireduster]

NO!

[heyyfrankie]

I stopped at the title.

me too. she will never be president! >:O
i am moving this to entertainment because it is about a celebrity.

TOPIC MOVED TO ENTERTAINMENT

[loljuliana]

haha i read the whole thing. i would never vote for her though. that would be creepy.

[azn_r4pf4n]

I only read half of it but I think I get the point.
Britney Spears as president? That'll be really weird.
W/e I don't even live in the States. =D

yeah so did i. it was pretty entertaining. did u write this btw?

[azn_r4pf4n]

*whoops double post*

[laur3nw]

Britney Spears as president? It's ok...

[crazeegirl411]

Read at least half of it, people...

I like the sound of that. You have convinced me. Go Britney!...........

[danishcookiez]

[font=tahoma]John Kerry has been labeled a flip flopper by the Republicans, for constantly changing his mind on issue after issue. Britney, on the other hand, has never really written a song that strays from the theme of love. This demonstrates that she can stick with a position and continue to do so, even if she has to release four different albums, all about that same thing.
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LOL... oh wow... this is quite amusing..

[strwbrysensatns]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

ha same here. No way id vote for brit. sorry. and i think pres.bush rocks! He's awesome.

[ItzOnlySydney]

hahaha no way. sorry but i hardl think she is fit to be a pop singer much less a mother and much much much much less to be president.

btw i read the title. i didn't read any other the paragraphs because i am so LAZY!

[Skyline Drive]

I stopped at the title.

Same here.

[misoshiru]

never ever. she'd probably destroy the world by accident.

[*Weird addiction*]

I don't really care about the states because i don't live there BUT are you crazy? britney for president? What example are u giving to little children? Ha!

[Saeglopur]

That would be the day ..... yup.

[racoons > you]

well.. why not?

i mean, shes a nice enough person, and she would have advice to stop her pushing the shiny buttons and blowing things up... at least her hearts in the right place, which in and of itself is a nice change

[Domonic]

well.. why not?

i mean, shes a nice enough person, and she would have advice to stop her pushing the shiny buttons and blowing things up... at least her hearts in the right place, which in and of itself is a nice change

There are alot of people with their hearts in the right place. Why Brittany Spears? Why not some hobo? On the other hand, she might be better than Bush....

[racoons > you]

because she amuses me...

i would like a president who can make me smile

[*Weird addiction*]

James?? Britney for president? is like picking a random 12 yr old and saying "will you be our president?". She's so not the president type.

[glit_gal]

all i can say is that i'm speechless......if you seriously took time out of your life to right that than you are one pathetic person.

[shortiiex]

psh...she isn't a very good role model
-makes out with Madonna on VMA
-walks barefoot into public bathrooms
-too sexually for America
-flips "birds"

[angel-roh]

That's a lot...... But I only read like 14 paragraphs...

But stopped...because I'm not really interest in Britney Spears to be a main president of the U.S.

I don't think she can handle all the wars that is going around. I thinks he can handle some politics, but not all. She seems more of the Music and entertainment. Not politics.

I would choose Jennifer Lopez as a president even though I don't have the reasons why she should be a president. But she just looks like that kind of girl.

I just wish that there will be male presidents and female president. So they vote for a male president and a female president!!! that would be so cool! so it wont be just a male!! hehe

[dani41790]

Lol no ways. Reason being is that I just don't like her.

[ichigofan]

wow long post... britney is fun to listen to like a monkey almost

[Tung]

i guess anyone is better than bush =\ even britney

[*salcha*]

Hah, no.
Have you seen Seon Ho's signature? o_o

[eli5e]

wow.. i read the first sentence and then stopped... o_O

[crazeegirl411]

You guys are taking this wayyyyy too seriously. It's more like a joke. Just read the thing and have a few smiles.

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

Eh it wouldn't even count if I voted, so I'll vote for her anyway. if she did win I'd like to see what would happen to the society.

[*SimplePlan_Luvr*]

wat has da world cum 2 ? if she was prez we would hav 2 watch her talk bout her sex lyfe even more

[DreamChaser]

i voted no because voting for britney would mean we would get kevin and thats a HECK NO!

[fallen_angel1137]

Lol, i read the whole thing...it's pretty good! Lol...

[WhiteLotus*]

HAHAHAHAHA...Like oh my godz, Britney should like, totally be prezident...

That was an entertaining read.

edit// you guys should really read the whole thing. Its amusing.

I know. I started bursting up laughing at the 4th paragraph.

[zbrittanyz]

Britney for president... there's a thought.

[xlaydee_v]

that would be a little too weird..

[banthisaccountno...]

If she's elected President...
I'm moving to Canada.

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

Hmm....I might vote for her. But if Paris Hilton runs I might have a hard time deciding.

[sk8ter4life750]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

Haha I almost read the first sentince I got to with bush's ratings at 50% and quit,

[*suddenly she*]

are you mad? this is the "woman" that boasts about her sex life day and night. role model, perhaps, but only in a negative manner.

oprah '08. whoo. kidding.

[starlette]

you = nuts. haha.

I fear that you are serious, so just in case...


Britney has kept her fame by doin stupid publicity stunts. Is that really the kind of leader you want running the country? She didnt even finish high school. If you think Bush is dumb...ha! Also, she is too self consumed to actually run a country. We are talking about a person who got married to a guy and had it anulled within a day. Seriously people. She kissed madonna to make people talk. SHe wore a flesh colored outfit "because she wanted to be surrounded by sparkles" when she really did it to make people talk. SHe cant even admit when she does somthing for attention. I mean, on her album she has a song about masturbation. We cant even talk about masturbation on cB becuase of the pg-13 requirement, but she can sing about it and it makes her a good example for girls? How about the fact that since shes made millions of dollars, her home down has gone to shambles, and she hasnt done one thing to help. In fact, she hurt it by marrying that guy from there and having it anulled. I saw interveiws with epople who knew her while she was growing up, and said how pathetic is was that she has a multimillion dollar home, but hasnt come to her home town and given anything back. This is total crap. Pick a true good example. Someone who represents stregnth and being the pest perosn you can be. How about Oprah??? she doesnt run around doing stupid publicity stunts. Shes caring, friendly, and honest. SHes one of the most famous women in the world, and its not because she runs around kissing cleebrities at award shows. seriously. If britney spears even became a small time politician, I would move to canada. We might as well elect Michael Jackson.

[Paradox of Life]

I don't think you can judge right now. First of all, you have to be 35 years old (correct me if I'm wrong) to be the president of the US. You can't say if you want to vote for her or not just judged on the tabloids that the press give us, the facts that may be fake about her. She could be a great leader, but people just don't give her a chance because of her bad reputation.

[JlIaTMK]

--"Kevin, gimme dat mustard."
-"Gimme dat sex."
--":giggle:"

Hm.... honestly watch her tv show. She's as dumb as a doorknob.

[aznxdreamer]

hey, if bush got elected for president, anyone can.

[ktsou11]

that's quite convincing. :]

[short_stop08]

It depends on who's running against her. Probably so though because she will represent teenagers very well. That's only if she was to run now though, not when she's forty.

[`SWTWiNKLE3YES]

nothing will convince me to vote for her

[aznxdarkricex]

uh...... NO

[KINGP.I.M.P.]

HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KERP1UNK]

britney for president? heck no!! uhhh i can't stand her. billie joe for president<33! lol [jp]

[YoUr HeRo]

are we talking abou tyhe same Britney Spears why the hell would anyone want her to be president anyway? i think Opera should run for president....

[yellowgurl]

HAHAHAHAHA...Like oh my godz, Britney should like, totally be prezident...

That was an entertaining read.

edit// you guys should really read the whole thing. Its amusing.

I read half then skimmed.. its entertaining alright.. but it doesnt convince me to want her to be president.

[xx_Fashionista_x...]

Holy bleeping, is this a real topic. Of course no britney... Christina for Prez, wooo hooooo

[Bobblehead425]

yes id vote for her...just to see how long it would take for her to get impeeched

haha

[SkaironFrenzy]

and u guys think George bush is bad? ha. liberals

[LuvsDogs387]

i almost read the whole first paragraph.

I didn't even get that far.

[PinkTrash]

yeah, you wrote a whole lot of crap that nobody really read? I read most of it to really laugh, thats the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You're pulling unsolid facts from things such as her lyrics? IS THIS A JOKE??! Maybe you see further to her lyrics in hit me baby time or whatever, but I honestly think that when she wrote them [or did she even write them?] she never considered the true meaning behind them.

and what if she took in Kevin's two kids? she walked in on his relationship & Kevin had a someone who was already pregnant with him [yes, again] - great role model? her excessive publicity dealing with all sorts of rumours and what not gets EVERYBODY sick of her and she is stuck with the worse image possible in this industry - and YOU WANT HER TO BE PRESIDENT?! she'd be lucky to fix up her image and do another sucessful albulm =| And really, pulling lyrics and things she says in interviews is no help at all, there are publicists that help her and people that help her write the lyrics too. Plus, shes a pregnant woman now

that was the worst.. thing I have read period supporting a leader in anything =| and yes, even reading the title was bad - try bono :)

[monxcheri]

i'd rather vote for paris hilton for president.. she's richer

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

i honestly wish people would read the whole this. it is quite funny. kudos to you

[*tweeak*]

oh, hah, i thought james would have been the one to have bumped this. where arrrrrreeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuu? you need to grace us with your current list of presidential canidates (ie amy poehler)

[baakla]

yea! amy poehler for president!

[*tweeak*]

we are dorks

[veve]

I really hope that this is a joke .....

the fact that you think that a "business person" should be president scares me.

[baakla]

whos the bussiness person?

[*tweeak*]

he meant britney spears

and yeah, veve, of course it is a joke. no one (at least, i sure as hell hope not) actually thinks she'd make a good president. the fact that he's convincing people is pathetic, though

[baakla]

oh, sorry im slow.

and brittany would make a horrible president. that sl*t

[*tweeak*]

yeah, seriously

poor kid (heh. tina too. except not. oh, you know what i mean.)

[baakla]

yes i do.

but i think singer/movie star wouldnt make the best presidents. [except you know who]
just no experience. take arnold [swartzeneger] for instance. he wants to run. but he would make a horrible pres. look what hes done as a governor.

[*xcaitlinx*]

...no. just, no. do i really need an explanation?

[*tweeak*]

yes i do.

but i think singer/movie star wouldnt make the best presidents. [except you know who]
just no experience. take arnold [swartzeneger] for instance. he wants to run. but he would make a horrible pres. look what hes done as a governor.

i do know who. is that bad? i think that's slightly pathetic that we know what we're referring to

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

I dont think I want Britney as president...

[baakla]

i do know who. is that bad? i think that's slightly pathetic that we know what we're referring to

LOL.
seriously, and we dont even really know eachother.
but i know where you go in your spare time. ;]
[LOL. NOT WHAT YOU THINK!]

P.S. - sorry if im spamming.

[*tweeak*]

hahaha! i know, right? i have about 3 answers that you might be referring to

[baakla]

OMG! LOL.

ok, we need to stop spamming. we are WAY off topic.

[*tweeak*]

probably...i'm so bad at not having conversations on the boards. but hey, it's community bonding

[baakla]

yea. ;]
we can continue the conversation elsewhere.
but you know what i mean ;]

[*tweeak*]

indeed i do. although i think i'll be taking a rain check, and we'll continue tomorrow, as homework calls. rather, it's been nagging for hours and i can't ignore it any longer