Jaywalking Chicken, Ticketed |
 May 29 2005, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE RIDGECREST, California (AP) -- A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. Read the article for more: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/29/jaywalkin...n.ap/index.html I cannot believe that . . . 
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May 29 2005, 06:24 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
one word > ASININE
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May 29 2005, 06:26 PM
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*Surprised* How idiotic.. giving a ticket to a chicken? |
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| *mona lisa* |
May 29 2005, 06:30 PM
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 Is it going to be charged if it does it again?? Omgorz!!!11!1How idiotic. What kind of a moron would justify that. |
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May 29 2005, 06:34 PM
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^^
no freaking kidding. its a chicken for christs' sake. 
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May 29 2005, 06:48 PM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
sheesh..its only a chicken..
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May 29 2005, 06:50 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Okay...what? No, really..what kind of person would charge a chicken? *Sigh* How sad.
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May 29 2005, 07:02 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
are you kidding me? it's a chicken! who in their right mind would charge a chicken?
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May 29 2005, 07:14 PM
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thats lame. kill the chicken and cook it.
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May 29 2005, 07:16 PM
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 it's not speeding it's called street racing Group: Member Posts: 57 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,072 |
OK, wow that all I can say
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May 29 2005, 07:22 PM
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May 29 2005, 08:15 PM
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that is just lame. it's a chicken for crying out loud
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May 29 2005, 09:10 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
That has to be a spoof CNN page.
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May 29 2005, 09:11 PM
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This is a joke....right?
O_O |
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May 29 2005, 09:12 PM
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That's idiotic. It's a chicken!
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May 29 2005, 09:32 PM
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 E=Fb Musicians Theory of Relativity Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,045 |
Looks like one of those parody articles that CNN runs occasionally.
If not... they didn't ticket the chicken, you know. They ticketed the people who owned it, because of what it did. That isn't very unusual. I do think ticketing them for their chicken "jaywalking" is ridiculous though. |
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May 29 2005, 09:32 PM
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E=Fb Musicians Theory of Relativity Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,045 |
Sorry, browser burp.
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May 29 2005, 09:36 PM
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childrennn!?!??! hahahh thats messed up... :pp
lol i jaywalk all the time lol oh well. |
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May 29 2005, 10:11 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
haha it reminded me of that ^^ |
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May 29 2005, 10:35 PM
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they forgot to give each microscopic organism that jaywalked a ticket
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May 29 2005, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(Ballpointpencil @ May 29 2005, 9:32 PM) Looks like one of those parody articles that CNN runs occasionally. If not... they didn't ticket the chicken, you know. They ticketed the people who owned it, because of what it did. That isn't very unusual. I do think ticketing them for their chicken "jaywalking" is ridiculous though.  lol i know ...people actually think that the cops gave the ticket to the CHICKEN? what are they, nuts? "umm here chickcen make sure you pay this $56 fine right away. cluck cluck!" They say that they "ticketed the chicken" figuratively...in reality the owners of teh chicken were given the ticket. |
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May 30 2005, 12:06 AM
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I suppose thats what happens when the chicken crosses the road.
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May 30 2005, 12:10 AM
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^ yup, a new answer to that question/riddle.
i think that's fake, like the baby getting arrested that i saw a topic on. edit- QUOTE(Ballpointpencil @ May 29 2005, 4:32 PM) Looks like one of those parody articles that CNN runs occasionally. oh, i see..  i never knew cnn does that. |
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May 30 2005, 12:51 AM
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Did anyone actually READ the part of the article that said....
QUOTE State law restricts livestock on highways, but not domestic animals. Well, if you did, you'd realize that in rural areas, livestock running around freely isn't the greatest experience --- especially on roads. The state most likely puts out a law like this to urge farmers to create better containment methods so no accidents happen on the roads caused by lost livestock. ... no idea why they don't do it for domestic animals tho. |
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May 30 2005, 12:54 AM
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uhh a chicken... bleh the link doesent seem to work for me... but a chicken! ^ i wish i could have read that...
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May 30 2005, 02:36 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
Haha silly. But I see. The owners of the chicken broke the law...in some way. Lol
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May 30 2005, 02:39 AM
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oh wow.. that's just silly.
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May 30 2005, 03:38 AM
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Thats stupid, chicken aint gonna pay for that .. of course i belive an owner is going to pay for that
 .. thats lame. Chicken arent advance thinker. This is a nature world where animals have the freedom to go anywhere.
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May 30 2005, 04:02 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
rofl hahahah. how stupid. but i guess it may be what ballpointpencil said.
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May 30 2005, 03:00 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
dude. f**k the ticket... their pet could hav ebeen run over!
yeep! |
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May 30 2005, 03:49 PM
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what was he smoking?
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May 30 2005, 05:06 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
first arresting a 5 year old.
and then arresting a 1 year old. AND NOW A CHICKEN GETS A TICKET?! oh jeebus. |
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May 30 2005, 05:14 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
It's a chicken, it didn't know what the heck it was doing.
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May 30 2005, 05:20 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
thats sooo stupid...
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May 30 2005, 06:21 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I never knew officers could arrest a chicken for jaywalking. How pathetic.
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May 31 2005, 02:50 AM
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That's so weird & stupid.
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