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At the park, Kinda dirty but funny
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post May 21 2005, 03:59 PM
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
 
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post May 21 2005, 05:32 PM
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Lmfao. How smart. Smart kid.
 
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post May 22 2005, 01:41 AM
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lol the kid madem both look bad devil.gif
 
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post May 22 2005, 03:31 AM
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LMFAO!
 
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post May 22 2005, 04:20 AM
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that is funny. he is smart
 
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post May 22 2005, 11:56 AM
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whatever d00de
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ahah sucks for the mom and dad.
 
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post May 22 2005, 02:14 PM
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that sneaky lil boy hahahaa.
dang he knows everything that goes on in his family.
 
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post May 22 2005, 04:05 PM
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lol..affairs tsk tsk
 
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post May 22 2005, 11:43 PM
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hahahah. that was funny.
 
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post May 22 2005, 11:52 PM
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Haha Little Johnny rules
 
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post May 23 2005, 05:42 PM
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haha little johnny didnt mean to say that! its just what he remembered ahah the momma thought she was gon` bust her husband but she got caught up in her own crap. xD
 
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post May 23 2005, 06:36 PM
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0.0"

they both got burned! laugh.gif
 
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post May 23 2005, 09:55 PM
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damn! lol.

thats messed up.
 
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post May 23 2005, 09:58 PM
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He's smart & they were both busted. Haha
 
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post May 23 2005, 09:58 PM
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hahaha. the parents must have been embarrassed (sp?)
 
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post May 23 2005, 11:03 PM
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post May 23 2005, 11:07 PM
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No wonder Wrath is a sin.
 
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post May 23 2005, 11:41 PM
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lol. that little johnny owned them. tongue.gif haha.. but family doing family? mellow.gif
 
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post May 25 2005, 09:16 AM
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hahahaha. both of them got owned.
 
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post May 25 2005, 05:05 PM
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i love that kid.
 
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post May 26 2005, 08:02 PM
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Haha tht made mai day lol wat a smart kid laugh.gif
 
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post May 27 2005, 05:58 PM
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lol. little johnny..
 
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post May 27 2005, 06:18 PM
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rofl...laugh.gif...laugh.gif...laugh.gif
 
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post May 27 2005, 06:41 PM
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LOLS that made my day.
 
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post May 27 2005, 10:01 PM
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What a hypocrite.
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Ugh. Gross, but it's a bit humourous.
 
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post May 27 2005, 10:25 PM
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STOP THE SPAM!
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post May 29 2005, 12:43 AM
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^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby...
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Sucks.
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 12:23 AM
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that wus funny stuff definently the funniesst lil johnny joke iveever heard haha


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post Jun 15 2005, 10:43 AM
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Hey, that's karma for the mom.
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 07:56 PM
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LMFAO
that made me laugh
hilarious..
 
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post Jun 16 2005, 02:25 PM
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HA HA! that's hilarious.
 
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oooh man that wuz hilarious...
 
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