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 May 21 2005, 03:55 PM
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One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a" Then she said "Where is the p." Lil Johny said "Running down my leg." |
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May 21 2005, 05:33 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Lmfao. Teachers these days..
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May 21 2005, 11:46 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I've heard of this joke before, except it's told from the person who's telling it point of view. Still gets a chuckle outta me, though.
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May 22 2005, 01:20 AM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
lmao thatsfunny!! wheres the p? running down my leg. nice
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May 22 2005, 03:31 AM
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my grandfather told me this joke years ago
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May 22 2005, 04:00 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
that's funny. the joke is ok.
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May 22 2005, 11:55 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
heard it before but it's still kinda funny
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May 22 2005, 12:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
are you obsessed with tha name Johnny .. ? .. lol ..
nice joke .. |
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May 22 2005, 12:22 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
It's corny to me.. I didn't get why the teacher would ask that..
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May 22 2005, 01:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
It's okay i could already see what the conflict was with the 'p'. Also you need to work on that spelling.
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May 22 2005, 02:12 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
it was kinda funny
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May 23 2005, 08:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ May 22 2005, 2:54 PM) It's okay i could already see what the conflict was with the 'p'. Also you need to work on that spelling.  No I don't, considering I didn't spell anything. |
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May 23 2005, 11:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,578 |
lmao yeah my dad told me that wen i was lil
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May 23 2005, 11:29 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lol.
 that p thing for people who have to go piss really badly still is around. |
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May 27 2005, 06:43 PM
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my friend told me that joke before...it was funny then and it is still funny now...
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May 28 2005, 10:15 PM
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Haha, cute joke.
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