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[nothingless]

"hmm.. i feel like there is something coming up my throat. now what could it be..

a) a spider
b) a squid
c) rainbow colored vomit.

if you guessed C. then you are correct. go and pat yourself on the back with a knife."


i was in a pissy mood when i made that, i dont know why i like it so.

[*mona lisa*]

"I'm away from my computer right now" or "I'm busy". Not that interesting, but it's only an away message.

[heyyfrankie]

i don't use away messages. i think that if you are going to be away from your computer for a long period of time, you should just sign off, IMO.

[*x____duckii*]

"Are you mentally challenged?
Are you suicidal?
Do you need family help?
Are you smelly?

If you answered yes to one of the above, you need help.

For more information, just reach Jackie at 1-908-418-2866.

Remember, it's..

JACKIE TO THE RESCUE!!!"

(Yes, that is my number.)

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

"you loser stop checking away messages, leave the computer and get a life"

[smrkangl]

"Not here right now, check back in .5437683787876876 seconds and i might be! :D"

or

"eep, i guess you missed me! I was here .5437683787876876 seconds ago :D"

HAHHAA i know they're dorky

[Shattered_Hope]

"be back later...if not...then...just wait...longer..."

[inthemudhole]

I just either say what I'm doing, or put up lyrics.

Example: "Outside for a bit... Be back later."

Example: "Cycle of life and death supposedly
goes 'round and 'round yet it stops with me
Glorious hunter of my faith I have sinned
Killers are quiet like the the breath of the wind

Filling the shadows with forms of my own
Raised by kindred of Get I was born
Abomination world in disarray
Killers are quiet when they seek the vitae

Reflection beckons a portal shard
Spiritual quest I must stay in guard
Stepping sideways betweens worlds I shift
Killers are quiet when they are born with the gift

Beautiful Anguish cast out by my race
Now one that's Ageless I save my own face
I write my own laws with Death I break bread
Killers are quiet when they come from my head"

Or if I'm really pissed off, I'll make up some really angsty saying and put it in there. Or just a simple "piss off" or "f*ck off" will do.

[*Fallen_Fairy*]

When I'm out Partying-> Officer I swear to drunk! I'm not GOD!

Sleeping-> I get confused when people ask me if I slept well. I wonder what they would do if I said, "Nope, I made a few mistakes."

Random-> What kind of screen name is %N?

[loljuliana]

"f**k off
im huntry "

puahaha =)

[xXYouMeBedNowXx]

%n explodes all of the sudden.

(%n ends up to be the screen name of the person who just messaged you :D)

[Yufoo]

"A b c d e f g, Gummies bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, the yellow one just stole my shoe.
HEY THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE YOU BASTARD!!! When I get my shoe, I'll get back to you."

[sharerol]

Eh..I don't use away messages very often, and if I do, it's just a simple "brb" or "busy". =]

[xSiLLyMex]

I guess my favorite would b.."Brb" or usually I just write up funny convos that happnd that day.

[Nicolatofu]

i hardly use them.. if so.. It's when I'll be gone for a little while. Otherwise, I'll just sign off. I think nit's ludicrious that a lot of people put their home phone number on the internet or away messages. I mean, I get enough stupid phone calls from people already!

[iheartsimba]

"I'm away from my computer right now"


...I'm not very creative. Or just simple things like..."swimteam bbl" or wherever I'm going.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

lyrics from my favorite song. and inside joke or a message for someone who isnt on.

[O x LiseE x O]

I don't have any favorites ... :( WAAH.

[simx]

Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for SIMX48 , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.

[soulless727]

purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)

[eli5e]

i just use the default one thats in my aim thing..i dont dot that "UNUSUAL " stuff

[yukichan]

i dont really have a favorite away message...i usually just write brb or bbl and say what im doing..

[shortiiex]

i use to have a away message about hw but i don't remmeber the whole thing

[ItzOnlySydney]

"Sometimes I feel
Like I don’t have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angel
Lonely as I am
Together we cry...."

listening to music and just being bored be back whenever

[ANG33ZY]

be back later

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

"the balloon was his enemy" (from the far side)

or

"well what's the point in goin round when it's a straight line baby, a straight line down" (part of a song by the format)

[KELLYYY]

"Hi. Bye."

I'm lame.

[crashingg]

I'm away right now, but here's somthing to amuse you...


1. Say the word CRAP before each word.

crap
about
talking
idiot
this
kept
I
long
how
look

2. Now say CRAP before and after the words.






3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom.



-----------------------------
or you can use something besides crap... =)

[Just_Dream]

Showering.. wanna join?

Haha that's probably the ONLY time I ever use my away message -- when I go to take a shower--once in a while I might put one up if I leave the computer on and go somewhere lol.

I don't put my away msgs on when I go to eat or anything... haha my friends get mad if I don't respond.

[lovescream]

^ just a space.

Unhere.

^ 2nd favorite.

[silver-rain]

I usually have lyrics up as my away message...

[teeners4]

simple and sweet

outz~*__(T)837-****]]

[kaB00M]

I rarely use away messages, people always im me even if I have it on.
I just log off.

[enyceXaddiction]

i have over 50 aways but none of them are my fav. i love them ALL

[toodlepops.]

I don't use fancy away messages. Just a simple, brb or away

[banthisaccountno...]

I've been using the same away message for a week or two

"iamghost"

[*XLilAznGrl592X*]

mine is f*ck of! and i like my friends... lol 'im ded </3' lol

[xbr0kensmil3]

i only have 3 away messages.
the 2 default ones and my favorite one: be right back, homes8-).

[sm0kinm0nky]

my favorite onei have, dont take it.

Spending quality time with the toliet

[nopattern]

Most of the time I use lyrics or movie quotes. I don't feel like making any funny ones anymore.

[BELLA_RAGAZZA]

my favorites! (no stealing )

"eating because it's harder to kidnap a fat kid."

"if you were homework.. i'd sooo be doing you right now!"

or i just put one up that tells people where i am & my number to reach me!

<3 my aim is up 24/7

[jue]

i dont save my away msgs. i jsut make one each time i go away.

[miszSERENiTY]

s-t-u-p-i-d
thats what you call
lauren& me

[jr0h]

i can be so detailed in my away messages. but most of the time i always put lyrics up or a current song that i love listening to.

[*mzkandi*]

"my man is over....hint hint"
"Gone...and I may never be back"

[miss barnes]

dang i have a lot of favs...umm some are:


~Doin sum'n strange for a lil piece of change....

~taking a shower...ohh wouldnt u like to join?

~I'M ASLEEP PLAYERS

[*basick*]

i just say brb or be back later or out doing ____

but usually im too lazy to put one up so i just stay idle

[mickybeans]

most of the time, its always an inside joke between a close friend or some song lyrics, nothing too special.

[freeflow]

"one sec" because i never come back until an hour later.

[ChasingLife87]

I'll usually put some random quote, or make a confession of love to %N... really threw a guy once

Or if I'm on yahoo, I'll put a completely RANDOM word as my status message... like a fun word that nobody knows. I'm a dork... one time I put "defenestration" as my status message, just to see if anyone would actually look it up.

Look it up, it's an awesome word

[vampireduster]

I cant think of a good awat message now. :/ sorry...

[D1SMANTLED]

I'll be back in (insert time here) minutes. If I'm not back by then, wait longer.

[IamRad]

mine is usually Brb or around. yep