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 May 10 2005, 08:41 PM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
if u heard this before well soooory got it from ebaums'
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." Joke 2 The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit." |
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May 10 2005, 09:03 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
Ha... the english language, so confusing...
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May 11 2005, 10:16 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
Hehe Funny. It actually got me too luagh. *sigh* and now i'm bored again.
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May 11 2005, 10:27 PM
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 kATARiNA Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 133,352 |
wow
haha the second joke was like funny lmao!! |
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May 11 2005, 11:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Oh my... >_>;; those are really dirty...
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May 11 2005, 11:12 PM
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theyre ok...
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May 15 2005, 12:15 AM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
I about crapped my pants when I saw that on ebaums. Haha still funny.
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May 15 2005, 01:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
lol i lie the last one but kinda wrong at hte same time..
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May 17 2005, 06:52 AM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
the first one was funny.
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May 17 2005, 02:52 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol they were both pretty funny.
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