Wal-Mart Options

[llpurpleskyll]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>their sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
>
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>rooms.
>
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
>away.
>
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and
>pick your nose.
>
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[Babiexdreamerz]

Hahaha...I wonder who would do that. Maybe I'll try those one day when I am out of my mind! Haha. Just kidding.

[FoOd]

Ha ha! Wow, I must take notes!

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.

[KELLYYY]

LMFAO. I love these things. They're so hilarious. Where do you get these stuff?

[llpurpleskyll]

from my friend ^_^ <3..glad you guys like!..i love making ppl laugh

[brand0n]

lolol

[starlette]

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!

Wow. Me and my cousins actually used to do that. At some department store they had circular clothing racks and we would sit inside and wait while our parents took forever. What fun!! I love wal*mart! :D

[jue]

> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!

holy; those cracked me up

[ItzOnlySydney]

> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>

haha i'm going to do that!

[vampireduster]

i ahve donethose things before. It was funnn

[jnukes]

lol .. there's TONS missing ..

like turning on all tha talking toys in tha toy section .. =] ..

[mypaperheart__x3]

[QUOTE]> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

im gonna so try these!!

[ANG33ZY]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.

i wanna try that.

> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!

my friends and I did that once. lmfao

[Just_Dream]

Hahha!
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

Haha those are the funniest, IMO. Haha daring around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Imposssible theme. If only I knew the theme.

You should also add this:

16. Take a shopping cart and start pusshing it, in a jogging-pace. Then let go and run along side it and jump in. >=D

[PreludeTears]

oh lordy

[*wind&fire*]

hahaha i love these

[pinayprincess]

lmao thats funny lol

i used to do this:

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!

haha

[rx_azngirl]

HAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY!

[sk8ter4life750]

lol .. there's TONS missing ..

like turning on all tha talking toys in tha toy section .. =] ..

Haha I gave done that one a few times.

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>their sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.>
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>rooms.
>
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
>
>
> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
>away.
>
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and
>pick your nose.
>
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.
>
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
>different size funnels.
>
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

i bolded my favorite ones!! hmm i wonder if that will work in targret. i go there alot. i really wanna try the first one

[JC4P]

THERES NO PAPER TOWELS IN HERE!
lmfao i'm goin to walmart today, so gonna try that.

[azngrl7691]

lol those made me laugh

[KERP1UNK]

haha i'm getting ideas now!! lol my fave was..

> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[sharerol]

Tee hee. Some of those things seem fun. Maybe I should try 'em sometime.

[lovescream]

Lol. I used to do 11. (11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible theme).

:D Those were the days.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i used to do number
1,2,4,7,10,13 and 15.
i had a list like that but it was slightly different, like instead of tomato juice, it was lemonade or orange juice to trail to the bathroom. theyre reallly fun lol.

[*mona lisa*]

Haha, I love those. If I had the guts, I'd do some of them.

[sumipark]

AHAHA those are so funny. i wouldnt actually do them though..

[shnuzzles]

LOL.

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

LOLS ahaha wow, it took me a while to figure out what you were talking about. But I finally got it!

[alli]

haha i have a list like that for walmart..but there 69things to do inwalmart..

[Individualityy]

LOL..those rock!!

[KissMe2408]

> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!
>
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
>fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And;
>last, but not least!)
>
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

hahahah those were great

[Janolam]

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible theme.

Lol. I used to do that. Hella fun.
[jerry]

[heyyfrankie]

i'm gonna do some of those later! -O.O-

[elmogurly]

oh my gosh. these are funny! i like these better than the ones in the mall (there were too many..haha)

[enyceXaddiction]

LOLS!!! ahaha ill be sure to do the kim possible one when i go to wal-mart haha

[Paradox of Life]

I love number 14 and 8, lmfao. Those were great.

[*chaneun*]

I like the toilet paper one :D

[Bobblehead425]

> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible theme.

haha! will definately try THAT one

[be-my-escape]

I think I'm going to try 1 and 13 next time I'm there!

[EAST0AKLAND9800]

Oh man, I gotta try some of these one day.. :)