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 May 2 2005, 07:49 PM
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**No offense or anything but I was told this blonde joke. I think you've heard of this.
A murderer took hold of 3 girls. A brunette, a red head, and a blonde. The murderer took the brunette and held up a gun. "Any last words" said the murderer. No answer from the brunette. The countdown began before the trigger. 1-2-3-.... At the last moment the brunette yelled "TORNADO!!!!!" and everyone fled and the brunette was free. The murderer took the red head and held the gun. "Any last words" said the murderer. No answer from the red head. The countdown began before the trigger. 1-2-3-.... At the last moment the red head yelled "HURRICANE" and everyone fled and the red head was free. The murderer took the blonde and held the gun. "Any last words" said the murderer. No answer from the blonde. The countdown began before the trigger. 1-2-3-.... At the last moment the blonde yelled FIRE!!!!!!! Get it?? |
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May 2 2005, 08:11 PM
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Ha ha, I heard it and it was in a different version.
He he, I think it was posted before, but anywho, I love the joke. 
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May 2 2005, 08:15 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Old joke....it's funny though...
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May 2 2005, 08:16 PM
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haha I've never heard it before! that's a good one though
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May 2 2005, 08:20 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ May 2 2005, 8:15 PM) Old joke....it's funny though...  yeah its an old joke. I just felt like reviving it back. |
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May 2 2005, 08:33 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
er.dont get it..? gosh..i feel sheepish.
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May 2 2005, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ May 2 2005, 8:33 PM) er.dont get it..? gosh..i feel sheepish. You know how when cops tell gun holders not to FIRE? yeah that. The blonde saw what they were doing and she taught she could come up with one of the nature killers so she taught of FIRE so the murderer FIREd at her. |
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May 2 2005, 08:59 PM
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hah. that's funny.
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May 2 2005, 09:05 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha...took me awhile to get it. But I got it.
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May 3 2005, 06:27 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
never heard of this joke before... but it was funny! LOL
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May 3 2005, 12:35 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lolol.. heard it before but still funny
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May 3 2005, 05:33 PM
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heard it many times, still funny though.
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May 3 2005, 07:16 PM
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i dont get it; sorry im jsut slow. someone explain please.
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May 3 2005, 07:19 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
Don't fire at me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON't!!!
1,2,3 FIRE!!!!!! |
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May 3 2005, 08:42 PM
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wat a loser! lol
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May 4 2005, 05:26 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That made me smile.
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May 4 2005, 05:47 PM
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 I'M THE NASTY YELLOW TOOTH[that.looks.like.corn] Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,030 |
Heard it. But glad to hear it again :)
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May 8 2005, 04:32 AM
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hahahahahahahaahahah, that crack me up. nice one ..
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May 14 2005, 12:24 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
lolz!!! i also love the cat, dog, and potatoes one
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May 14 2005, 12:27 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 221 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,655 |
oh..oh...ooooooooh I get it.
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May 17 2005, 02:54 PM
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haha, it was nice to hear it again, oldies but goodies
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May 17 2005, 03:56 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
What utter and plain garbage
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May 17 2005, 05:30 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
lmfao, that is so funny!! lol
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May 18 2005, 07:36 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
hahahaha yeah i guess so
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May 19 2005, 10:18 AM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
Haha..good one
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May 19 2005, 11:50 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
ohhhh i get it now!! damn too bad for her
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May 19 2005, 05:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
At first I thought you were talking about a wild fire, but now I get it. Lol.
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May 20 2005, 08:08 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
hmm...never heard it before, it's pretty funny, i guess...
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May 20 2005, 08:10 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
that's funny i like this one better than some of the jokes i heard
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