Stupidest Thing You've Ever Seen/Heard, My god... post your wildest storys |
 Apr 27 2005, 11:39 PM
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 Big Chief  Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685  |
Ok post anything that you saw/heard/read about from anything, anywhere.
Heres mine: I saw on the news that a woman is sueing a furnature store for 500,000 bucks for the lady tripping over her own son... and the lady won... |
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Apr 27 2005, 11:51 PM
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 The Bone Collector Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162 |
This should go in the Lounge
MOVED |
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Apr 27 2005, 11:54 PM
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Big Chief Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685 |
well atleast its sorted out...
continue with the stories |
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Apr 28 2005, 12:11 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
This thief, broke into someone's house, and while he was climbing through the garage window he hurt himself and was unable to get out. Therefore, sued the owner of the property and won.
And that guy from McDonald's. Burning his hand with his coffee. And the chick from Wendy's who got her dead Aunt's finger and stuck it into some Wendy's chili to get some cash. |
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Apr 28 2005, 12:19 AM
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Big Chief Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685 |
yes ive heard the first two before... but not the 3rd?
anyways, heres anothr Ah damn... i forgot.. oh yes, A guy on the internet made a site about him gonna eat his pet rabbit unless he gets 50,000 by the end of this year. Sad thing is, hes got 40,000 already... what a scam... |
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Apr 28 2005, 12:21 AM
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:hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Yeah.. Save Toby. Oh man. What a cute little bunny. :D
But anyways. You've never heard of the Wendy's Chili one? She didn't win. They found out it was her Aunts finger.. this happened like. This month. |
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Apr 28 2005, 12:35 AM
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 brandon demarin Group: Member Posts: 287 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,512 |
a robber finished robbing a house and fell off the house roof and sued the owner
someone sued another guy when he slipped on the guys sidewalk |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:48 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Yeah well this is all about suing people so I'll just mix it up a bit:
On my street, a man (relatively young) was visiting an elderly woman. I suppose he was helping her or something. One day, when he went to her house, the woman's son opened the door. He started yelling at the man and threatening him; he didn't want him to come back. So anyway, the man said, "Why shouldn't I come back? If she wants me to go away she'll say so!". So what did the son do? He found a metal pipe and chased the man into the street. Then he tried to kill him with it. Now, this was all in public, and I was watching from my window. Luckily the man wasn't injured, and the son was taken into custody. |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:50 AM
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 SCHGEB!SCHGEB! Group: Member Posts: 1,786 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,217 |
How can u rob someones house, fall, sue the owner, win, and not even get caught by the police??? thats insane.
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Apr 28 2005, 10:06 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Haha, I heard this a long time ago, where this theif was robbing a store, and he had a gun. The clerk said he was willing to buy the gun FROM the theif, and the theif accepted. Right when the theif is about to leave, the clerk points the gun at the theif and says "Freeze"... what a smart person...
Also, I remember the mailman slipped on one of my neighbor's front steps and broke his wrist. He threatened to sue them, but my neighbors are lawyers.. heheh... |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:45 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
QUOTE Haha, I heard this a long time ago, where this theif was robbing a store, and he had a gun. The clerk said he was willing to buy the gun FROM the theif, and the theif accepted. Right when the theif is about to leave, the clerk points the gun at the theif and says "Freeze"... what a smart person... Ahahaha, that made me laugh. i dont remember anything like these. .i'll comment later on |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,093 |
hahahaha
my friend brit.. (karas sister) one time thought that a sheep could be mixed with a dog. shes extremely....smart. <3 |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:04 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599 |
a robber can do that? jeez what has become of today's society!?!?!?!
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Apr 28 2005, 04:10 PM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
O, I read that this guy bet that some team would win, and he was so convinced that they would win he said he'd cut off his testicles if they didn't. Well, the team lost, and he kept his end of the bet. And he showed thim that he did.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE A guy on the internet made a site about him gonna eat his pet rabbit unless he gets 50,000 by the end of this year. Sad thing is, hes got 40,000 already... what a scam... Yeah, I've heard about that. How sad. Hm. There's that one where the finger was in Wendy's chili. But then again, that was already mentioned. And so was the guy who got burned by the mcdonalds coffee. Ohhh. There were these one or two girls in middle school and they were baking a cake for some sort of class project thing. They put bleach and glue in it  I think people that ate it sued, but I'm not too sure. They came up with the excuse that one of the girls had some sort of mental disease. People these days.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:14 PM
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 Grrrrrrr Group: Member Posts: 801 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,696 |
QUOTE(SnowSlasher @ Apr 27 2005, 10:39 PM) Ok post anything that you saw/heard/read about from anything, anywhere. Heres mine: I saw on the news that a woman is sueing a furnature store for 500,000 bucks for the lady tripping over her own son... and the lady won...  hahahhaha that is funny |
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Apr 28 2005, 09:29 PM
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 Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
hmm i know some i just cant remember them atm.
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Apr 28 2005, 09:42 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
in a restraunt, a guy knowcked over his water and stood up to leave and slipped on an icce cube from his drink that he spilled about 3 seconds ago. he sued the restraunt.
a robber went into a bank with a real gun and only took about ten dollars. |
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Apr 28 2005, 09:43 PM
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Big Chief Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685 |
hmm
these stories are getting verrry interesting... |
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Apr 28 2005, 10:21 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
a guy was stealing stuf in the camera section, a lady took a picture of him.
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Apr 29 2005, 12:09 AM
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brandon demarin Group: Member Posts: 287 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,512 |
a guy was robbing this liquor store and he asked for the money in the cash register, then he put his shotgun on the counter and started pointing at the things on the wall that he was demanding when the cashier grabbed the shotgun and pointed it at him
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Apr 29 2005, 12:35 AM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
The other night, I almost threw my dinner plate in the trash...
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Apr 29 2005, 06:06 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,007 |
paris hilton copyrighted the saying "that's hot." so if anyone other than paris hilton uses it, she can sue you
the happy birthday song is also copyrighted, so that goes the same for this. i have 2, sorry, i cheated. |
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Apr 29 2005, 07:13 PM
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My friend juliana told me a story that went like: There was this robber that broke into a house, and when he tried to climb out the window he broke his leg. So he sued the owners of the house, surprisingly he won.
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Apr 29 2005, 07:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
on the news when a burgaler was about to leave through the window.. but he got stuck and broke his legs. and he sewed the women of the house and he actually won.
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Apr 29 2005, 09:25 PM
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I used to browse on these AOL pages when I was little back then, so one time I looked for pages that contained the word "rape". So there was this page that I wanted to look at, so I clicked on it. When the page finally finished loading, it said stuff like "Ever dreamed of getting raped?" and "Wanna get raped? If so, fill out the form." I was laughing my ass off.
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Apr 29 2005, 09:28 PM
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 `non;chalance Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113 |
i remember once, this woman put some coffee cup in between her legs [she was driving] and she hit a bump and the cup tipped over, causing 2nd degree burn in her lap. she sued mcdonalds and WON.
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Apr 29 2005, 09:41 PM
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Big Chief Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685 |
QUOTE(x____duckii @ Apr 29 2005, 9:25 PM) I used to browse on these AOL pages when I was little back then, so one time I looked for pages that contained the word "rape". So there was this page that I wanted to look at, so I clicked on it. When the page finally finished loading, it said stuff like "Ever dreamed of getting raped?" and "Wanna get raped? If so, fill out the form." I was laughing my ass off. link? i think it would be a hoot to show my buddies this load of crap! |
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Apr 29 2005, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(SnowSlasher @ Apr 29 2005, 10:41 PM) link? i think it would be a hoot to show my buddies this load of crap! I don't have the link, as I did find the page a few years back. But I also do remember he asked for the bra size. Twas very funny. |
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Apr 29 2005, 10:41 PM
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 my username sucks Group: Member Posts: 264 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,493 |
i heard i guy tried to rob a liquor store and the clerk said that the thief was underage, so the thief showed the clerk his I.D. and was arrested at his house. dumbass.
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Apr 29 2005, 10:46 PM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
*during a debate in bio class*
*dominic is reading a part out of the bible to try to point something out to the creationists since he's on the evolutionist* brittanie (on the creationist side): is that a christian bible? -silence- me: no, it's an atheist bible.... -laughter- seriously..is there any other kind of bible? |
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Apr 30 2005, 04:52 PM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
Okay... This sh!t is HILARIOUS!
I live in Philly therefore many stupid things happen. lol. This 11 year old boy raped this 12 year old boy in a school bathroom!! I saw it on the news and his mom was like screaming at the other little 11 year old and the 12 year old kid was all clingy to his mom. I didn't see the 11 year old so I don't know how big he was or anything but I still found this mildly amusing.This is another stupid Philly thing. But it's sad, too. There was this rap contest that these kids were having outside their school. A guy didn't pay up his end of the deal and got murdered. From what everyone said, the kid was such a sweet guy. He went to a bad school but still got really good grades and there's no one better. And.. HE WAS SOOO HOTT!!!! What a waste. 
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Apr 30 2005, 06:01 PM
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 Gackt owns you. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,953 |
My teacher was talking to us about stupid things that stupid people do so..:
A man with a motorcycle regularly passes by near another man's house every 3 in the morning. The other man got sick and tired of hearing the man's loud motorcycle noise.. so.. He tied nylon threads around trees encircling the road.. So when the man with his motorcycle went by the road..guess what happened?? his head and arms got chopped off by those nearly invisible threads...he died.. the other man who placed the nylons went into prison.. stupid, isn't it? 
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Apr 30 2005, 07:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I heard Nicole from Simple Life is getting fired by Paris Hilton.
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Apr 30 2005, 07:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
uhh three people tried to sue mcdonald because they were fat.
also uhh this guy sent to 40 day in jail for going crazy in a burgar king and knock out a police ca window. why you ask? becuqse hes french fries were too soggy. lol lots of shit happen is fast food restaurants |
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Apr 30 2005, 09:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
my friend told me that in a movie, there was this mother calling her own son a son of a bitch. lol
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Apr 30 2005, 09:16 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,093 |
QUOTE(touch my monkey @ Apr 29 2005, 10:46 PM) *during a debate in bio class* *dominic is reading a part out of the bible to try to point something out to the creationists since he's on the evolutionist* brittanie (on the creationist side): is that a christian bible? -silence- me: no, it's an atheist bible.... -laughter- seriously..is there any other kind of bible?  yes...
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