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| *Weird addiction* |
 Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17
 , anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex me: say what? mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs* Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!! So what's your best birthday present? I'M SOO HAPPY (sorry, i'm a little wierd  )
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| *mzkandi* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM
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Wierd birthday present but hey if it makes you both happy then its all gravy
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Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM
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 jiyOunnn~  Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,706 |
Lols, that's funny. Nice gift&cherish it ;P
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Apr 26 2005, 12:02 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
haha thats the best birthday present ever. I'm nineteen and havent been a vigin since I was 15 and my family still thinks I am, and if they knew otherwise, they would disown me. ur mom rocks. Sorry about the suckiness tho. I suppose you better have fun huh?
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Apr 26 2005, 12:05 PM
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ipod mini
 whoa.
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Apr 26 2005, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 26 2005, 7:02 PM) haha thats the best birthday present ever. I'm nineteen and havent been a vigin since I was 15 and my family still thinks I am, and if they knew otherwise, they would disown me. ur mom rocks. Sorry about the suckiness tho. I suppose you better have fun huh?  Haha i'm having all the fun i can...now i can finally bring out my condoms! wooooottt 
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Apr 26 2005, 12:14 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
wow , thats weird but I guess awesome for you.
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Apr 26 2005, 12:17 PM
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lol...you have a cool mom...will you ever teel her that you already lost your virginity?
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(Shortiiex @ Apr 26 2005, 7:17 PM) lol...you have a cool mom...will you ever teel her that you already lost your virginity? Like HELL no! she'll kill me |
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| *mzkandi* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:30 PM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 1:18 PM) Like HELL no! she'll kill me you're still a lucky duck sandra i wish mom would have said that on one of my bdays...she thinks i am a virgin
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Apr 26 2005, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM) Like HELL no! she'll kill me what about when you are 30 years old? |
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Apr 26 2005, 7:30 PM) you're still a lucky duck sandra i wish mom would have said that on one of my bdays...she thinks i am a virgin i know i'm lucky...*sings, i'm free to have sex, freee and you're not* QUOTE what about when you are 30 years old? I'll tell my mom AFTER my 17th birthday |
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Apr 26 2005, 12:49 PM
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Haha your mom is cool- my mom would never ever say that to me hah. The best gift I ever got was an iPod from my boyfriend on my 17th birthday.
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| *lolita kitty* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:50 PM
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omfg thats funny. how old are you again? anyways,, i cant wait to hear my mom say that.... thats funny xD
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 12:53 PM
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QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Apr 26 2005, 7:50 PM) omfg thats funny. how old are you again? anyways,, i cant wait to hear my mom say that.... thats funny xD QUOTE It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee) you have got to be kidding me right 
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Apr 26 2005, 01:30 PM
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 Je vous aime Group: Member Posts: 361 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,078 |
haha, that would kind of scare me if my mom told me that.. but hey yay for you.
My best birthday present? A Computer.. 
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Apr 26 2005, 01:32 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
sandra thats awsome
by amazing birthday present is my trip to america... its my b-day on TUESDAY. a WEEK today i'll be legal to become a parent, but not to vote. which is odd to me, but there you go |
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 01:35 PM
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[quote=AngelTears,Apr 26 2005, 8:30 PM]
haha, that would kind of scare me if my mom told me that.. but hey yay for you. My best birthday present? A Computer.. [/quote] Haha...at first it kinda scared me but IM HAPPY [QUOTE=MarchHare2UrAlice Posted Apr 26 2005, 8:32 PM sandra thats awsome by amazing birthday present is my trip to america... its my b-day on TUESDAY. a WEEK today i'll be legal to become a parent, but not to vote. which is odd to me, but there you go [/QUOTE] Happy birthday!!!! in advance!! ... you do realise that thanks to you, i'm going to kiss my sister's butt
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Apr 26 2005, 01:37 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
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yes, and it makes me laugh. =P |
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:37 PM) ^ yes, and it makes me laugh. =P funny...i'm not amused ...i WANTED you to be a mod...  , now i have to kiss my sister's smelly butt
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Apr 26 2005, 01:39 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
i told you i wouldnt get modded... but you wouldnt listen... tsk tsk,
i have no sympathy ;x |
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| *stephinika* |
Apr 26 2005, 01:40 PM
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haha wow, thats awesome.
 my mom would NEVER do anything like that. as for my best birthday present? umm...probably the party i got for my 16th birthday. that was awesome. 
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Apr 26 2005, 01:42 PM
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:39 PM) i told you i wouldnt get modded... but you wouldnt listen... tsk tsk, i have no sympathy ;x I'm sooooo dissapointed but here isn't the place to discuss it so yeah. You are soo mean *runs to tell daddy*, wait, i haven't seen my dad in months *runs to tell mommy*
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Apr 26 2005, 01:46 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
thats kinda surprising. like outta no where.. she just says you birthday present from me is sex.... that just did NOT sound right to me...
but i would wanna have a b-day present liek that.... =X |
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| *Weird addiction* |
Apr 26 2005, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 8:46 PM) thats kinda surprising. like outta no where.. she just says you birthday present from me is sex.... that just did NOT sound right to me... but i would wanna have a b-day present liek that.... =X did you see "..." do you even know what they mean?
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