Ever lied about the size of your penis?, be honest. |
 Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
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 Be yourself. Unless you suck  Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,315  |
I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.
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Apr 25 2005, 11:51 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
I would love to hear more people yell
I have a short penis and I'm proud. Thereto: yes, I have lied. |
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Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM
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 APPLE Group: Member Posts: 2,989 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,182 |
rofl yes,
People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.} |
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Apr 26 2005, 01:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 226 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,662 |
ive never had to disclose the size of my penis before...haha
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Apr 26 2005, 01:35 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM) rofl yes, People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.}  yay for sims 2!! woohoo with three people in public haha. I don't see why you would lie about it. Look at it this way, if you are to the point sexually that having a big penis actually matters, you are sooo stupid for lying cuz then wouldnt someone find out? yeah. simple logic on that one. |
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Apr 26 2005, 03:44 AM
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 come and get me! Group: Member Posts: 190 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,600 |
no? and im not telling it publicly! one of my friends knew it...
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Apr 26 2005, 05:00 AM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
QUOTE(iliang86 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:34 AM) ive never had to disclose the size of my penis before...haha lol same with me. Friends never came out of the blue and said "How big's yur penis?" 
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Apr 26 2005, 06:28 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
i havent.... cuz ive never told anyone about mine... LOL
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Apr 26 2005, 03:00 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Didnt have tell them. Just showed them!
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Apr 26 2005, 03:03 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I have to wrap it around my legs.
 So yes, sometimes I lie. Normally not. |
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Apr 26 2005, 03:19 PM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 26 2005, 4:00 PM) Didnt have tell them. Just showed them! lol. I've told people I have a penis.  But they knew I was joking because I'm a GIRL! 
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Apr 26 2005, 04:37 PM
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 The Hooded Warrior Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 |
My penis is 2inches...
Erect 
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Apr 26 2005, 04:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
...I've never measured nor been asked the size of my penis...
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Apr 26 2005, 04:53 PM
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 can't believe I let people call me Lynne on here 5 yrs ago o Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,591 |
i kno people who have
i mean..i dunno any guy who would admit that he has a short penis so me and my friend make fun of them and go "I HAV A 13 in. D*ck!!" lol i dunno, some random stuff me and my friends yell out at lunch |
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Apr 27 2005, 05:07 AM
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 hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
wot wud b the reason 2 lie about it...if ur lyin 2 other guys just 2 appear 2 b more 'powerful', coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser.
If u lie 2 a chic about the size of ur cokk..well its either coz u wanna nail her, a friend of hers, or u want it spread round how much of a "man" u r...this is gonna really backfire on u...coz @ sum time..party, club, camp, garden shed...u gonna b called out bi a chic whos heard wot ur packin and wanna get sum....& oh boi will u eva b shown up 4 a dickless wonder. U got wot u got and u really cant do sweet fekk all bout it...just use it often and sensibly and u soon gonna get a kewl rep, if thats wot ur lookin 4, 4 bein a bit of a stud, even if u r a short d**k man lol. I aint huge but boi hv i had more than my fair share just by bein honest and, well, pure practice makes perfect lololol. |
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Apr 27 2005, 05:18 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
^ please do not casually use the word "gay" as a word for "stupid." it is discriminating, and could you please spell/type/use correct grammar?
and why would people want to know the size of your penis? |
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Apr 27 2005, 06:14 AM
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hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
QUOTE(x__forever @ Apr 27 2005, 11:18 AM) ^ please do not casually use the word "gay" as a word for "stupid." it is discriminating, and could you please spell/type/use correct grammar?  ...well little girlie...wow u got sum front soundin me out  u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u...  Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. Also...if u can quote 2 me the relevant passage in the CB rules that say i shud use correct grammar and spelling then i will....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. |
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Apr 27 2005, 06:20 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I don't I admit to being small, and no that is not a lie..
P.S. I'm not that small I'm average.. |
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Apr 27 2005, 08:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,984 |
i'm good.
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Apr 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(neKronos! @ Apr 26 2005, 5:37 PM) My penis is 2inches... Erect If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you...  If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry. 
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Apr 28 2005, 03:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 5:07 AM) coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser. QUOTE Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? What the f**k? In that, you definitely didn't use the term 'gay' in the proper context. And she never said anything about homosexuals being stupid. Don't try to act smart and teach us something new. Idiot. Also, learn how to spell. No one knows what the f**k you're trying to say. As for the penis issue, no one asked me, so I never talked about it. |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:52 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u... oh my goodnes! you are JUST the moron i've been waiting for to brighten my day! QUOTE Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? but, why would you suggest it was a 'gay' thing to do, and then say that the reason to lie about your penis would be to impress a girl? there is a serious flaw in either logic or understanding there QUOTE ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. you realixze that it takes two to hve an argument? you could have pmed her, as well, you know. three cheers for raging hypocrisy!! Oh em jee, lyk whn did cb bcuma pce whr sd lil cnts cold blabber on in ignrunse lyk ttl prats and thn blaym othrs fr prvokin thm? wow. it takes a lot more effort to type like an idiot than like a real person. why not give that some thought? QUOTE ....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. and how old are you? 15? wow. im impressed. i think it takes more of an adult attitude to confront a howling bigot and imbecile than it does to be that bigot or imbecile. but what do i know? i AM 15. and, if it wasnt already clear, i violently dislike you as far as the penis goes. no i have never lied. it really is two feet long. 
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Apr 28 2005, 03:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your ignorance/lack of good sarcasm is really annoying. Please do not make those jesters again. I didn't get ticked easily because you said I was just joking after, even thought it must hurt plenty of homosexual/bisexual people to have even more jokes about their sexuality added on to their life.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Haha, James, I skimmed through most of your reply because goddamn it, I just can't understand what you're saying. Hahahaha.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:11 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
^^
good! then i made my point! i was worried it wa too coherent |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Apr 28 2005, 3:59 PM) James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your ignorance/lack of good sarcasm is really annoying. Please do not make those jesters again. I didn't get ticked easily because you said I was just joking after, even thought it must hurt plenty of homosexual/bisexual people to have even more jokes about their sexuality added on to their life. jesters? gestures?  well. this is interestiing. |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:16 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lol nicki, i realized i did that, and i realized that it was fine how it was
i was waiting for someone to read that part and be like... what? jestures = jokes gestures = act or sign of attitude |
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Apr 28 2005, 07:11 PM
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 former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)
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Apr 29 2005, 01:13 AM
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Wait, you asked for us to prove it to you?
Does that warrant a picture? Because if so...
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Apr 29 2005, 06:35 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,007 |
it's not about the size, its about the technique
let's take 2 cases and compare: 1. ex had a huge d**k, he couldn't work it at all. it felt like he was just shovin a bottle in and out really hard and quick..newb. vs 2. current: smaller than the first, but that boy can work it. which one felt better? 2 |
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Apr 29 2005, 07:04 AM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Whoa, haha a bottle really that shiz is huge. haha!
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Apr 30 2005, 01:15 AM
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Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 28 2005, 4:52 PM) oh my goodnes! you are JUST the moron i've been waiting for to brighten my day! but, why would you suggest it was a 'gay' thing to do, and then say that the reason to lie about your penis would be to impress a girl? there is a serious flaw in either logic or understanding there you realixze that it takes two to hve an argument? you could have pmed her, as well, you know. three cheers for raging hypocrisy!! Oh em jee, lyk whn did cb bcuma pce whr sd lil cnts cold blabber on in ignrunse lyk ttl prats and thn blaym othrs fr prvokin thm? wow. it takes a lot more effort to type like an idiot than like a real person. why not give that some thought? and how old are you? 15? wow. im impressed. i think it takes more of an adult attitude to confront a howling bigot and imbecile than it does to be that bigot or imbecile. but what do i know? i AM 15. and, if it wasnt already clear, i violently dislike you as far as the penis goes. no i have never lied. it really is two feet long. Dude, I love you. You're just.. too good. lol. And, loving the two feet thing goin' on there.
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Apr 30 2005, 10:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
no i havent lied haha
.:tony:. |
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Apr 30 2005, 11:28 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Nope & when I say i have a size 32 it's true.
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Apr 30 2005, 11:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
My friend was talkin got someone online.....they said they were something something inches...and she was liek really what size are you...then he said a # taht was 3inches smaller than what he sadi b4
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Apr 30 2005, 11:51 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 8:52 PM) rofl yes, People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.} lol, I love that game, and I completely agree with you, who cares? QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 3:14 AM) ...well little girlie...wow u got sum front soundin me out u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u... Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. Also...if u can quote 2 me the relevant passage in the CB rules that say i shud use correct grammar and spelling then i will....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. whoa dude, back of, what the hell is your problem? and I completely agree, your spelling and grammar is atrocious! 
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May 1 2005, 01:09 AM
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 it was just my imagination... Group: Member Posts: 36 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,842 |
why do guys lie. why are they so ashame? ..remember "its not the size of the ship that matters; it all depends on the motion of the ocean"... ahahaha :]
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May 1 2005, 01:17 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Not to be honest, the sizes of my thing is the same size as a straw. Wonderful isnt it ?
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May 26 2005, 09:11 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
No I ant got no shame in my game haha okay maby once or so.
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May 26 2005, 10:55 PM
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 damn u got owned! Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,850 |
no i don't lie. i really do have to wear mine as a belt.
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May 26 2005, 11:38 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
Yes, I have. :(
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May 27 2005, 01:59 AM
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 Kuki Nakamarua - AKA Bobby Lee Group: Member Posts: 447 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,812 |
no.for real.i never lie about that....hehehe
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May 27 2005, 02:10 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
It's not about size..it's how you work it =X
BUt you don't know how many times I've heard guys say how big theirs is..0_o..I doubt all those guys were honest... |
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May 27 2005, 04:36 AM
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Lights Are Blinding My Eyes Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,218 |
Don't need to. If a chick finds it so important, I wouldn't care much for her.
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May 27 2005, 10:16 AM
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STOP THE WAR Group: Member Posts: 298 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,182 |
nope.=) no need to. proud of the size lol for an asian guy hahaa
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May 28 2005, 08:30 AM
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mine is short!but so what?
i wont lie my size! size isnt mean anything |
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Jul 17 2005, 02:40 PM
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 I'm HOT Group: Member Posts: 36 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,271 |
hasnt every guy, i mean, you arent going to tell a girl that you have a 4 incher, but that is not my size though, i dont lie that much
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Jul 17 2005, 08:55 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
Well I read somewhere that no more then 5% of the population of males are very largely "endowed" so it's just natural for guys to life plus people think big thing = manhood. Anyway, I don't like. I'm a small fish but there are a lot smaller fish and I should be happy with what I have. Plus its not like it's going to get bigger if I lie about it...
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Jul 17 2005, 09:25 PM
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 who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for themselves lol
sike... actually no one has asked me but if they did i guess i would add 3 inches then its real size
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Jul 17 2005, 09:30 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 17 2005, 10:25 PM) i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for themselves lol sike... actually no one has asked me but if they did i guess i would add 3 inches then its real size is it half an inch? |
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Jul 17 2005, 10:46 PM
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who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 17 2005, 9:30 PM) is it half an inch? no thats what your probably used to... |
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Jul 17 2005, 10:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,961 |
QUOTE(xXYouMeBedNowXx @ Apr 26 2005, 12:51 AM) I would love to hear more people yell I have a short penis and I'm proud. Thereto: yes, I have lied. hahahaha...thats soOo cute..^^^^^^^^...I love what he said..perfectly said...
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Jul 17 2005, 11:02 PM
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No, I do not lie. I got nothing to hide.
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Jul 18 2005, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE(WinterNights2 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:03 PM) I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I have to wrap it around my legs. So yes, sometimes I lie. Normally not. LOL! i do that too! |
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Jul 18 2005, 04:03 AM
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 I'm Hot Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,863 |
i think all guys have lied about it, it is a natural lie
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Jul 18 2005, 12:40 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
nope...seriously.
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Jul 18 2005, 03:24 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
Guys in my class are always going off about their 8 inch penises. o_o
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Sep 10 2005, 11:34 AM
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Wellnow, how about some strange stories.
I know a kid that always said how he had a small penis and all this, and well, we're big into Counter-Strike so... He takes a picture of his penis, and uses it for his spray, so when he presses a button, it puts a picture of his penis in the game, so, he did that and... yeah, I saw it, and he of course didn't lie. Well, I couldn't let this deed go unpunished, so I had to go and do him one better. I had pictures of my penis ( for reasons other than this, of course ), and I sent them to him, and... he was a sad little monkey. Bascially, I don't know anyone that lies about their penis size, and me, I'm the King of Shamelessness. So yeah, I have no reason to lie, or hide it or anything. Oh yeah, and I know none of this matters, but I'm telling you anyway, cause it's funny
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Oct 3 2005, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(rOckThISshYt @ Apr 28 2005, 2:12 PM) If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you... If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry. LMAO...I agree...It's weird..... |
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Oct 3 2005, 06:56 PM
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 its jonny the homicidal maniac!! Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,235 |
uh....yea i lied i sed my penis was 52 ft long...hahahah no shyt i lied hahaha buh yea i don't measue my penis...its to big to..hahahahhaha
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Oct 3 2005, 07:22 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
soo..que es el average size?
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Oct 3 2005, 07:45 PM
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i added half an inch to it once or twice but now there's no need too.... i need to remeasure.. im not so sure about doing that tho... lol.
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Oct 4 2005, 04:20 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
tra-la-la. nicki jus ttold me a story about two people f**king while drunk and the condom falling of because the guy was too small
i was amused. and that is slightly relevant |
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Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to have their penises be huge? No matter what, they still look gross.
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Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
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agreed. cocks are icky. at least with smll penises there is less of it to be icky |
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| *Programmer* |
Oct 4 2005, 05:31 PM
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omg my d!ck is so gigantic..." OMG My big a$$ d!ck sunk the titanic"
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Oct 4 2005, 05:36 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Oct 4 2005, 6:22 PM) Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to have their penises be huge? No matter what, they still look gross. because of you women! anywho, have i lied about my penis? theres no need to hah
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Oct 4 2005, 05:37 PM
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^that small, huh?
jk 
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Oct 4 2005, 07:12 PM
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i lie about my penis's size ALL the time. it's really 8 inches and i say it's 100 inches stacked.
....i'm kidding. |
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Oct 4 2005, 08:15 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
no your not^
QUOTE(mzkandi @ Oct 4 2005, 6:37 PM) ^that small, huh? jk  i was waiting for a witty comment to that
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Oct 4 2005, 11:50 PM
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Oof, I lied, I have lied. Just today me and my friends were joking around and I happen to jokingly say. "I'm an inch......OFF THE GROUND."
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Oct 7 2005, 06:50 AM
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thats not lying, its joking, there is clearly a difference |
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Oct 7 2005, 12:09 PM
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Peni are gross looking anyway. I don't see the point in lying about them. ;x
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Oct 7 2005, 12:28 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^^ Fine Julia I'm 2 inches!
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Oct 7 2005, 12:50 PM
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LOL. Eddie, you crack me up. 
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Oct 7 2005, 01:13 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
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heh. its funy cause its true |
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Oct 7 2005, 03:02 PM
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Of course I've lied...
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Oct 7 2005, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Oct 7 2005, 4:50 AM) ^ thats not lying, its joking, there is clearly a difference Yea it was a joke, but still a lie. |
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Oct 7 2005, 06:25 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM) Didnt have tell them. Just showed them! HAHA. Nice. |
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Oct 10 2005, 02:57 AM
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 Enjoying pyromania Group: Member Posts: 93 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,752 |
I don't talk about my penis size.
And when I do in topics like this, I tell the truth. |
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Oct 11 2005, 09:08 PM
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The Hooded Warrior Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 |
QUOTE(rOckThISshYt @ Apr 28 2005, 4:12 PM) If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you... If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry. I am kidding, im a modest 7in well a 6.5in i gained weight over the summer, damn that pubic fat pad |
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Oct 12 2005, 09:05 AM
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medium dicks rock.!!!!! <3333 the cock.
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Oct 12 2005, 02:33 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
Mine is like 8 inches. Im not tryin to knock anyone. I dont care if mine is big. You dont have to lie about the size. If you think you are to small in the pants, just think: "Its not the size of the pencil its how you write your name."
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Oct 12 2005, 03:55 PM
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no i havn't had to lie, because nobody asked
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Oct 12 2005, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(Natsuhara @ Oct 12 2005, 3:55 PM) no i havn't had to lie, because nobody asked haha I didn't have to ask.
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Oct 12 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Oct 12 2005, 12:33 PM) "Its not the size of the pencil its how you write your name." Well, It would be really hard to write your name with a pencil that you couldnt grip.... |
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Oct 13 2005, 11:15 AM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Oct 12 2005, 4:42 PM) Well, It would be really hard to write your name with a pencil that you couldnt grip.... LMAO... Thats true
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Oct 13 2005, 11:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 650 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,519 |
Do women go up to you and ask you your penis size or something? I don't know girls who do that.
And just out of curiousity... to the guys who do lie about it... how exactly do you plan on ever getting laid? If you advertise it, I'm sure the women who actually answer you will be the ones who are into the big ones. She'll be rather disappointed, yeah? |
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Oct 14 2005, 11:31 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^ Actually I've been randomly asked that before.
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Oct 14 2005, 11:56 AM
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^^
me too |
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Oct 14 2005, 12:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 650 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,519 |
So strange. It's like women getting asked how tight their vagina is. It just doesn't seem right... rather intrusive and rude.
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Oct 14 2005, 01:26 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
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lol. i said 'two foot and too good for you' i didnt like her anyway. ew. jess. ew. |
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Oct 14 2005, 02:36 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
John is like, 11 inches.
Seriously.
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Oct 14 2005, 04:09 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
Meh, I don't think it is that big of a deal.
As long as you can rock my world, I don't care if you are 2 inches or 11. Hmm, well I'd actually prefer a happy medium but.....
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Oct 15 2005, 07:24 PM
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Once as a joke....but i usually dont go around saying my size...
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Oct 17 2005, 06:27 AM
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The Hooded Warrior Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 |
QUOTE(Stuckie @ Oct 12 2005, 3:33 PM) Mine is like 8 inches. Im not tryin to knock anyone. I dont care if mine is big. You dont have to lie about the size. If you think you are to small in the pants, just think: "Its not the size of the pencil its how you write your name." Is like 8 inches huh? Sounds like your guesstimating. As for that qoute of yours its not true. Bigger is better to an extent. As for which is more important length or girth, well thats up to the physiology and anatomy of the female. But generally proportions are king, when it comes to sexuality. |
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Oct 17 2005, 10:38 AM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
^ Well I don't hold a ruler to it so yeah it is a guesstimate
I used that quote to make the mini-me's of the bunch feel better. |
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Oct 17 2005, 07:39 PM
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no. if a girl is that interested theyre going to find out anyways.
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Oct 18 2005, 01:19 PM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
What do you mean by that?
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Oct 18 2005, 02:52 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
^
assuming you were taalking to spencer, you're either really stupid, or really naive. which is it? |
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