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Haiku Wars (formerly lala), v.2
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 02:38 PM
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HAIKU WARS

Rules:
Haikus follow the pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. This means 5 syllables are used in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line, and 5 again in the third.
This is pretty simple, each person just makes up a haiku and posts it. It can be about anything you wish, not just about nature.

For example:

This all began when
I wrote a poem about
Elba and her boobs.

See? Simple.

Now begin, my mutant ninja frogs.
 
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*nightmare4taki*
post Apr 21 2005, 02:48 PM
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Guest
I guess im second.
This is a haiku battle.
yay i did it right.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 02:49 PM
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mutant ninja frogs?
im no frog you crazy fool
i am too handsome
 
*tweeak*
post Apr 21 2005, 02:54 PM
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no, you are not
your ego is far too large
it's just not healthy
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 02:56 PM
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shut up i am great
you know you cannot resist
my many wonders
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:04 PM
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Guest
you're like my brother
it sort of doesnt work right
and you piss me off

a lot of the time
if you werent my best friend then
i would hate you much

theoretically
its kind of hard to say as
i love you now, yeah?
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:10 PM
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you are the best friend
i could wish for nothing more
or less, my angel
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 03:11 PM
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Thats okay James your
Enormous ego is cool
and makes you cool too
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:12 PM
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yeah i think so too
is that egotistical?
well, you may bite me
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 03:45 PM
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Guest
I miss Justin, much.
That boy's all I think about.
He's stolen my heart.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 03:58 PM
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was that sarcasm?
ill pretend to be flattered
anyway, yes, james
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 04:09 PM
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nicki that was true
i was being nice to you
see i can do that
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 04:51 PM
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I miss Anna and
her sex deprived haikus so
Anna please come back.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 04:51 PM
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Guest
its very hard to tell
it doesnt happen often
thouigh more now than then
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 04:52 PM
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Hey, you guys, guess what.
I heard Italian guys
have big dicks. How fun.

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post Apr 21 2005, 04:53 PM
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anna justins d**k
is hardly a subject we
need to know about
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 04:54 PM
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he is italian?
i wasnt aware of that
i heard bad opera
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 04:55 PM
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Haha Anna must
I explain like every
Thing to you deary?
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 04:57 PM
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I eat hot cheetos.
Meh. Just watch, later tonight,
I'll start to break out.
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 05:00 PM
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Thats what my parents
Tell me but I eat hot stuff
All day and I'm fine.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 05:02 PM
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Guest
But I do break out.
Very easily, in fact.
I hate it. It sucks.
 
*tweeak*
post Apr 21 2005, 05:10 PM
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Guest
i am constantly
in a state of breaking out
its unfortunate

(acne is from hell)
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 05:22 PM
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Guest
I fucking hate it
when people just don't listen--
at least I tried, god.
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 05:30 PM
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Hey, Anna, thats all
You could do. Some people are
Just incompetent.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 05:39 PM
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Guest
You and I both know--
that Joe is nowhere near it.
It just annoys me.
 
Ington
post Apr 21 2005, 06:08 PM
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Oh I know that but
I'm talking about people
But in general.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 06:22 PM
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Guest
I am so bored
must do something or I will
fall asleep too soon
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 06:23 PM
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Guest
My head really hurts.
Don't have any pills for it.
And I feel lonely.
 
yummy_delight
post Apr 21 2005, 11:12 PM
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this haiku war will
be successfully owned by
yours truly, BIATCH.
happy.gif
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 11:13 PM
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Guest
Don't mind the title--
It's not a real war at all.
Just a haiku thread.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 11:15 PM
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la la what a weird
interesting name for a
haiku thread .. in here
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 11:18 PM
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Nine seventeen now.
I really should get offline
and call the babe-- yep.
 
Teesa
post Apr 21 2005, 11:24 PM
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I should be study-
ing but I just had to write
an effing haiku.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 21 2005, 11:28 PM
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Guest
He didn't pick up.
I'm sure he's tired, but still.
I miss him. A lot.
 
Teesa
post Apr 22 2005, 10:44 AM
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crushed.
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today is a bad,
sad, hopeless, depressing, and
one of the worst days.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 11:46 AM
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Guest
After hours of sleep,
You'd think I'd feel much better.
I still feel lonely.
 
*mzkandi*
post Apr 22 2005, 12:31 PM
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Guest
I dont want to go
to job training right now, ugh
but i gotta go
 
*AngelicEyz00*
post Apr 22 2005, 12:34 PM
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Guest
Ew. Job training sucks.
I'm never working again.
I so hate Arby's.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 12:43 PM
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It's been a long while
since I've coded anything.
I need to relearn.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:48 PM
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elba at arby's?
you know men love women in
a uniform, babe.

;)
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 01:58 PM
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Guest
Irksome children, so
foolish, lurk in xanga help,
most incapable.
 
*nightmare4taki*
post Apr 22 2005, 02:02 PM
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Guest
Look at my haiku
Another one bites the dust
I love this great thread
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 02:06 PM
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Guest
I loathe impatience
of the whiney kids who think
they're most important.
 
*nightmare4taki*
post Apr 22 2005, 02:10 PM
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Guest
A lot of kids can.
be some bad little rascals.
Kids these days are bad.


Can you say homework
Thats what I have to go do.
Man homework does suck.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 02:25 PM
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we should have ignore
as is the case in the chat...
it makes life easy
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 02:26 PM
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Guest
I find-- nowadays,
I'm much too stubborn to use
the ignore feature.
 
innovation
post Apr 22 2005, 02:29 PM
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these haiku poems
make all the posts in this thread
sound blunt and lifeless.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 02:42 PM
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i think we sound cool
we are most cultured to use
such trite poetry

i haven't a clue what the word trite means
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 02:44 PM
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Hackneyed, common, dull--
Overused, worn out, you know.
Anything like that.
 
ethik dreamer
post Apr 22 2005, 02:45 PM
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I seem to forget
Why I keep up with haikus
They're quite addicting
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 02:47 PM
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they are ADDICTIVE
addicting is not a word
as far as i know

oh. well in that case
haikus are not trite at all
they're cool hip and fresh
 
*tweeak*
post Apr 22 2005, 03:06 PM
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Guest
i am going to
f**king kill marissa grrrrrrr
that was so awful cry.gif
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 03:53 PM
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Guest
Need to get away--
Need to be more productive.
I'm still worried sick.
 
*tweeak*
post Apr 22 2005, 03:55 PM
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Guest
i forgot to get
history book from locker
i need to study
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 03:57 PM
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Guest
Top poster? Again?
Today, with ninety-some posts.
I need a life. Naaah.
 
*tweeak*
post Apr 22 2005, 04:06 PM
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Guest
well, i used to be
top poster a lot before
but i just got home
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 04:13 PM
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god im worried too
*gives anna a hug* it will
be fine i am sure
 
miss barnes
post Apr 22 2005, 05:13 PM
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i can do this well
geniuses do well at all
damn this IS hard now
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 05:23 PM
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Guest
haikus are not hard
its not like we are being
really poetic


i love this song much
i hate my sisters much more
hambugers smell bad
 
xTINAA
post Apr 22 2005, 06:11 PM
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hello : )
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I am really bored
And I want to go out and
see a nice movie.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 06:11 PM
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Guest
Mm. Party tonight--
Still don't know if I'm going.
Can't help that I lied.
 
*mzkandi*
post Apr 22 2005, 06:13 PM
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Guest
job training was bor-
ing. yawn. i was thinking way
too much about someone
 
yummy_delight
post Apr 22 2005, 08:58 PM
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i want to f*ck him
and f*ck him and never stop
f*cking him just cuz.

shifty.gif
 
Ington
post Apr 22 2005, 08:59 PM
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What Chrissy is really saying:

I am really bored
And I want to go out and
Find me some hawk secks.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 10:18 PM
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-postpost-

edit:
i felt too guilty
i want ariel to post
haikus about us.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 10:19 PM
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Guest
Mindy, you spammer--
I would have never guessed it.
I still love you though!
 
*mzkandi*
post Apr 22 2005, 10:21 PM
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Guest
ignorance is bliss
you say,how i wish it was
that easy. oh i wish
 
Ington
post Apr 22 2005, 10:23 PM
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Horray this is my
1000th post on CB
I'm a loser now.

Mindy is so cool
She is a MUN nerd
I love her like hell.

Anna is one hot
Mama but she has more posts
than me and thats wrong.

Sammi's obsessing
Over hot hot sex. Wait no
I mean hot hot heat.
 
*Azarel*
post Apr 22 2005, 10:24 PM
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Guest
It's not wrong at all--
I do deserve it, you know.
Yay! One k for you!
 
Ington
post Apr 22 2005, 10:25 PM
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:D

Anna<3
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 10:34 PM
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damn he should be mine
why does he have a girlfriend
we are meant to be
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 11:02 PM
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I can't make it there--
I can't go to the party--
I don't really mind.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 11:14 PM
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my life is like rain
always falling to the ground
into the sewer.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 11:48 PM
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Where are you, babe? I
can't stop thinking about you.
Call the cell soon, dear.
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 22 2005, 7:59 PM)
What Chrissy is really saying:

I am really bored
And I want to go out and
Find me some hawk secks.
*

Yes!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! hahah
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 06:46 AM
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1,000 posts, man?
HEY! now you're a geek like us!
we are the cool kids...
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 09:37 AM
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I suck at Haiku´s
but its worth the try right man
I suck at Haiku´s




=D
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 09:40 AM
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emmalie that rocked!
well no, but at least you tried...
and that's what matters
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:05 AM
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Thank you for the warm
Welcome to geekhood James.
I am truely flattered.

Truely looks like its spelled wrong. It is, isn't it. Darn.
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 12:04 PM
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Guest
TRULY is correct,
or so I believe that's so.
But I could be wrong.

//edit. and by the way, your last line is too long by one syllable, ariel tongue.gif
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 03:27 PM
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oh, owned ariel
elba's got you there, and yes
truly is correct
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 04:54 PM
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think i f**ked that up
i need to talk to him now
needs to get online
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:59 PM
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thanks for supporting
me james and I did try but
I suck at Haiku´s
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 11:24 AM
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Damn, Elba got me
But do not fret Elba for
I will get you too.

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post Apr 24 2005, 11:42 AM
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Editorials
Rock my Socks. I love mindy
for suggeting them
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 12:03 PM
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God, so do I it
is a great idea I
Will write one later

By the way, I love your idea for the modding process, James.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 12:06 PM
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you're going downhill
my friend, the middle line was
short by one beat, man
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 01:17 PM
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Maybe you are the
one who is losing their touch
his haiku is fine.

unless he edited it, then I don't know wink.gif
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 01:21 PM
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The weekend draws to
a close. boo hoo i really
do hate mondays man
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 01:36 PM
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I have to agree
as well, with you kiera,
I hate mondays too. mad.gif
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 01:42 PM
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un cool.
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i hate my acne,
my head in a paper bag,
this is depressing.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 01:53 PM
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^me too. its from hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

melissa is hot
that thread was just too much fun
cb cant cant handle [it]
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 02:03 PM
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just thought i'd pop in
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tongue.gif _dry.gif
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 02:03 PM
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i can handle it
a thread about me being
handcuffed is all good
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 05:41 PM
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I have absolute-
ly nothing to do, someone
entertain me now.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 05:46 PM
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My spring break is shot.
I don't have the cell phone now--
It saddens me, much.
 
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oh, hypocracy
im a really bad mod
[but] its all in good fun
 
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So much excitement
I thought I might try this game
Is this how it's done?


Is it? huh.gif
 
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I hate my dad a-
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the time. makes mom cry.
 
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Oh, you silly geese.
I have a question for you.
Is your sauce awesome? shifty.gif
 
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