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 Apr 13 2005, 04:52 PM
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!" ~not that funny sry~ |
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Apr 13 2005, 06:01 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
 Its not funny, but its not bad. It was ok. 
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Apr 13 2005, 06:10 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
lol!!!, that guy must be really stingy
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Apr 13 2005, 06:16 PM
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lols. cows.
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Apr 13 2005, 06:19 PM
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Awww, haha that's pretty mean! And that lawyer has all that money..
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Apr 14 2005, 05:08 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
WOW. that's so mean haha; I didnt get it at first
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Apr 14 2005, 08:55 PM
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 The Light One Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,249 |
That's so mean! One foot tall grass is pretty long.
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Apr 15 2005, 12:18 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
 wow! nice joke ! O_O |
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Apr 15 2005, 07:32 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hahahahahahaha. That was a good one.
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Apr 15 2005, 08:09 PM
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that's really mean.
lawyers -_-; nice joke. 
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Apr 15 2005, 10:21 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
haha i thought it was pretty funny...but i laugh @ everything LOL
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Apr 15 2005, 11:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,231 |
LOL. that was a good one
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Apr 16 2005, 12:53 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
awww. poor people!
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Apr 16 2005, 03:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
That's not fair.. The lawyer gets everything. =)
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Apr 16 2005, 05:01 PM
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meany!!!! hahahha
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Apr 16 2005, 05:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
LOL hahaha thats funny lOL thats great ites mean but i am a jackass lol
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Apr 16 2005, 10:15 PM
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Aw that's so mean =[. What a jerky lawyer.
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Apr 17 2005, 01:23 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
thats soo mean ..
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Apr 17 2005, 02:06 AM
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thats evil of the man
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Apr 17 2005, 10:16 AM
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ahah shows how mean some rich ppl are.
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Aug 17 2005, 12:59 AM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
what a horrible person.
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Aug 24 2005, 10:19 PM
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HAHAHAH LOL . i lovd this joke it was hysterical . dat lawyer is messed up tho lol
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Aug 24 2005, 11:09 PM
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Either it's late or I'm slow, cause I didn't get it at first. Maybe both! It was mean but so, I guess I liked it.
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Sep 1 2005, 03:43 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats mean! he has so much moneyy he can cut his own damn grass!
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Sep 2 2005, 06:44 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
rofl
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