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A blonde and a brunette fall out of an airplane, w, ho hits the ground first?
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post Apr 9 2005, 12:08 AM
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A blonde and a brunette fall out of an airplane, who hits the ground first? The brunette, cause the blonde had to stop for directions.
 
 
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post Apr 9 2005, 01:25 AM
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again... *sigh*... did you personally actually laugh at these?
 
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post Apr 10 2005, 12:55 AM
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Umm its that thing you should call me......
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OK now that's just wrong..... I was able to put up with the fact that most of the posts are yours wich is getting annoying but This is Messed up. I mean I'm a blonde and yet i'm able to achieve a 3.75 grade point average thank you very much and NO I did not find it funny.....
 
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post Apr 10 2005, 01:07 AM
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its a joke. there a hundred of blonde jokes out there, get over it.

i just don't see why you had to make a complete new thread for it...but okay.
 
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post Apr 10 2005, 01:15 AM
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how do laugh at these?
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 10:51 PM
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racist sexist chauvinist what do you call it when jason starts making stupid jokes on blonde people.

i dont know... but it adds to the list doesnt it ?
 
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QUOTE(Rikkiismyname @ Apr 9 2005, 9:55 PM)
OK now that's just wrong..... I was able to put up with the fact that most of the posts are yours wich is getting annoying but This is Messed up. I mean I'm a blonde and yet i'm able to achieve a 3.75 grade point average thank you very much and NO I did not find it funny.....
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DAMN YOU GUYS ARE f**king UPTIGHT... DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER HEARD A BLONDE JOKE BEFORE.... YOU HATE ON JASON IN EVERY SINGLE f**king POST GUYS......... IT WAS NOT FUNNY BUT IT WASNT OFFENSIVE AND IT WASNT TOO LAME JASON.
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 07:45 AM
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It wasnt HAHA funny, but it made me smile a little. And I dont see anything offensive about it? huh.gif
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 05:06 PM
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wow, not funny.
 
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post Apr 13 2005, 04:55 PM
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jason where are you GETTING all these jokes! there not that funny and theres like 1,000,000,0000000000000000000000 of them!!!
 
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post Apr 15 2005, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Apr 11 2005, 9:08 PM)
DAMN YOU GUYS ARE f**king UPTIGHT... DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER HEARD A BLONDE JOKE BEFORE.... YOU HATE ON JASON IN EVERY SINGLE f**king POST GUYS......... IT WAS NOT FUNNY BUT IT  WASNT OFFENSIVE AND IT WASNT TOO LAME JASON.
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ditttoo.
 
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post Apr 15 2005, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Apr 12 2005, 12:08 AM)
DAMN YOU GUYS ARE f**king UPTIGHT... DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER HEARD A BLONDE JOKE BEFORE.... YOU HATE ON JASON IN EVERY SINGLE f**king POST GUYS......... IT WAS NOT FUNNY BUT IT  WASNT OFFENSIVE AND IT WASNT TOO LAME JASON.
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Damn kid calm the f**k down. The only one being uptight around here is you. You dont pay attention do you? The reason why we continuously "hate" (as you put it) on Jason is because numerous times we told this little ignorant punk kid to stop and he still continues... why we dont know, its all him. So we have actual reasons, were not doing it for "no reason"

Its funny looking at your post trying to be the good guy... all im sayin is, calm the f**k down. Your the one getting all uptight for nothing.
 
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post Apr 15 2005, 03:34 AM
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not really funny.
but anyway,
thanks for posting.
 
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post Apr 15 2005, 04:12 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Apr 12 2005, 12:08 AM)
DAMN YOU GUYS ARE f**king UPTIGHT... DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER HEARD A BLONDE JOKE BEFORE.... YOU HATE ON JASON IN EVERY SINGLE f**king POST GUYS......... IT WAS NOT FUNNY BUT IT  WASNT OFFENSIVE AND IT WASNT TOO LAME JASON.
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Speaking of uptight...
 
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post Apr 15 2005, 09:14 AM
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Heard that before. And also one but the answer is 'Brunnette, because the blonde is an airhead'
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 04:53 PM
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i kinda agree with steve (topheavy)

i dont see why ya'll are taking it so offensively. i mean.,.. yeah... jason does some stupid shit sometimes.. but still the joke wasnt even all that bad. sure i wasnt on hte floor rolling around about to die in laughter... but goddamn... ya'll abuse him as if everything he says is... offensive and wrong.


and to jason... fidn a hobby.. cause this joke thing isnt working out for you either... no offense tho. lol
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 09:55 PM
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you guys don't need to yell at him. mellow.gif for you blond people.. just as long as you know you don't fit that stereotype who cares? and the next time somebody cracks a joke on you, use that wit that you say you have. it's something everybody can do, so just throw the joke back. no need to be offensive.
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 05:51 PM
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Uhm,

You all are no better than Jason, if you keep bashing on him, I mean, he's just trying to be cool. Get over it.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 06:15 PM
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too stereotypical. i mean everyone does it but blondes arent that dumb.
 
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