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| *Statistik* |
 Apr 3 2005, 11:11 PM
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Why were males created before females?
============== ============ ============= Cause you always need a rough draft before the final copy 
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Apr 4 2005, 12:46 AM
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Ha ha, wow.
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Apr 4 2005, 06:47 AM
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 Syaoran...kawaii... Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,627 |
totally awesome *nods, satisfied*
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Apr 4 2005, 11:35 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol. that joke was actually funny
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Apr 4 2005, 11:49 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Wow. That was really good. Good job.
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Apr 5 2005, 11:55 PM
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That one was okay.
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Apr 6 2005, 02:11 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
aww congratz jason. very cute. for real it was oky.
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Apr 6 2005, 04:22 PM
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orrrrrrrr.
Q:why were men created before women? A:because you need to make a rough draft before a MASTERPIECE. ha, more fitting to woman dontchya think? |
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Apr 6 2005, 04:44 PM
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Wow... I'm surprised! Nice job, and I hope your other jokes will be like this.
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Apr 6 2005, 04:47 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
wow, for once, people find this amusing. i, for one, don't get it.
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Apr 6 2005, 05:49 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
finally. one joke that isn't effed up.
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Apr 6 2005, 05:51 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hehe. Thats cute. I'm stealing that...my chik friends will like it.
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Apr 6 2005, 07:48 PM
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That's... old.
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Apr 6 2005, 07:57 PM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
Amen.
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Apr 7 2005, 08:02 PM
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I DIDNT NO MEN WERE FIRST......i believe in evelution
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Apr 7 2005, 09:02 PM
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 Nobody Knows Your Heart. Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 |
not very funny. but i'm cool with it [:
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Apr 9 2005, 07:02 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 7 2005, 8:02 PM) I DIDNT NO MEN WERE FIRST......i believe in evelution  What the hell is an evelution? |
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Apr 9 2005, 07:16 PM
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that's funny but i've heard it so many times...
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Apr 9 2005, 07:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Apr 6 2005, 4:47 PM) wow, for once, people find this amusing. i, for one, don't get it. women are better then men basically. they are the better verison of humans |
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Apr 10 2005, 01:58 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Apr 9 2005, 4:02 PM) What the hell is an evelution? lol i actually laughed at that more than tha joke ... i get it .. but it's not an "LOL" joke .. it just .. made sense ? .. |
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Apr 11 2005, 10:48 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
this joke is eons old. hearing it from you of all people just plays it out more.
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Apr 12 2005, 05:35 PM
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yay a topic not about racism...
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Apr 12 2005, 05:44 PM
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Jeez people, at least give him credit for not posting a racist joke, why do you all have to bash on him in almost every topic?
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Apr 12 2005, 10:11 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 7 2005, 6:02 PM) I DIDNT NO MEN WERE FIRST......i believe in evelution Wow, care to explain evelution to me? I am fascinated. And Jason, altough it wasn't a racist or sexist joke, it still wasn't funny. Not to mention it was extremely old. |
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Apr 13 2005, 12:21 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Apr 9 2005, 4:02 PM) What the hell is an evelution? i think she means evolution. lOLS cute joke jason (; |
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