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[yellowgurl]

i dunno if there was one of these already.. but anyways.. i forget where i found this but,...
LABELS



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.




On a Sear's hairdryer:


....Do not use while sleeping.


(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)




On a bag of Fritos:


....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


(the shoplifter special?)




On a bar of Dial soap:


"Directions: Use like regular soap."


(and that would be how???....)




On some Swanson frozen dinners:


"Serving suggestion: Defrost."


(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)




Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):


"Do not turn upside down."


(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)




On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:


"Product will be hot after heating."


(...and you thought????...)




On packaging for a Rowenta iron:


"Do not iron clothes on body."


(but wouldn't this save me more time?)




On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:


"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)




On Nytol Sleep Aid:


"Warning: May cause drowsiness."


(and...I'm taking this because???....)




On most brands of Christmas lights:


"For indoor or outdoor use only."


(as opposed to...what?)




On a Japanese food processor:


"Not to be used for the other use."


(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)




On Sainsbury's peanuts:


"Warning: contains nuts."


(talk about a news flash)




On an American Airlines packet of nuts:


"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."


(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)




On a child's superman costume:


"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."


(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

[miszSERENiTY]

Already a topic on this...
but if there wasn`t..it would belong in humor. =]

[gigiopolis]

There was just a topic on the exact same things today...in humour, by Grace.

Topic closed.