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 Apr 3 2005, 01:13 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here  Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965  |
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works." 
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Apr 3 2005, 02:06 AM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
That was dumb...kind of funny I guess.
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Apr 3 2005, 08:36 AM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
it was kinda funny..a lil stupid ..
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Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,503 |
that was ok but the whole texan act is not working. i hate it when losers try to immitate texas. i've grown up in texas and no one i know has an axent and its not all cowboy hats and howdydooty. it has big city's and beaches. no one noes how offended i get when i hear ppl trying to immitate texas wrong. ¿Texan hands? what the f*** are texan hands? o ya and theres somthing els i wnat U GUYS-(not YALL) to know. the only real live horse i've seen is when the rich people had a white pony tied to a tree for a birthday party. i just wanted u guys to reconsider how texans live
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Apr 3 2005, 03:08 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
okay, this joke was already posted. Um...and why does it have to Texans? I can count on one hand how many texans i have met that actually talk like that. Try going to tennessee, walk around in dollywood for an hour and that's where you hear that accent. Still a funny joke...but WHY do they have to be texans!?!? I've never met a person in my life that used the word "gal" grrrrrr.
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