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post Mar 31 2005, 12:22 PM
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SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
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hahah!
but why was the woman carrying poop?
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
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Probably while she was walking the dog, the dog pooped, so she picked the poop up. You can get fined if you don't!
oh my god. How sad. I probably would've given him my money if he tried to shoot my dog! what a loooser.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:26 PM
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lol thats gotta suck.....poop...hahahaha
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:35 PM
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AhAA tHE DOgGy WAS FuLL OF iT !!! LMaO laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:36 PM
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aHa! yEaH, how bout typing like a normal person? mellow.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:41 PM
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that was pretty funny.. well hopefully the dog was ok
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:59 PM
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wow thats funny about the poop. what i a dumb robber. i am glad the lady and her dog turned out ok
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:41 PM
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Hahahaha. How saaaaaad. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:45 PM
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heh..poop. The stuff that people do...
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:46 PM
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should this go in humor?..
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(rockstermonkey @ Mar 31 2005, 1:45 PM)
heh..poop. The stuff that people do...
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Good job steve, good job wink.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:57 PM
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hahahahaha laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 01:58 PM
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LOL, wow that is just too funny! laugh.gif people these days.. hopefully the woman and dog were all right!
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:19 PM
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dogs kick ass.. they really do
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:28 PM
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Ha ha, if that was me, I would grab the doggy-poo from the bg and mush it in the mugger's face laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:30 PM
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haha i bet you that was james!
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:31 PM
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haha, that's funny=]
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:34 PM
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Haha lol that's hilarious laugh.gif and really lucky for the woman
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 02:37 PM
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wow...that dog was lucky and the woman
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 04:42 PM
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thats so sad, but funny, the robber only got the poop bag!!! haha...poor girl, poor dog...
 
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ROFL that's a pretty dumb robber.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 04:44 PM
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OMG thatz so funny!!! well at least the woman & her dog misty are still a live
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 05:31 PM
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haha thats funny about the poop, but luckily the dog or the woman didn't get hurt.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 05:32 PM
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haha i bet you that was james!


wth?
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 05:35 PM
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Hah. I bet he was embarassed. I would have laughed so long if I was the lady. :DD
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 05:47 PM
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^ Yeah i'd be standing there pointing at him, laughing my ass off.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 06:02 PM
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haha.. I'm going to say that for my current event tommorrow happy.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM)
hahah!
but why was the woman carrying poop?
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you have to clean after your dog or you get fined
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:29 PM
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At least the lady and her dog was alright. _unsure.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:33 PM
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Maybe some poop were stucked?

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post Mar 31 2005, 08:36 PM
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aww atleast they are ok, and the dog =]
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:37 PM
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I use dog poop as self defense. Nobody is coming near me while I am spinning a bag of dog poo around in the air. But once while I was spinning it the bag ripped open and well, I think you can guess where that's going.
But anyway that story made me laugh. Cosmic.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:13 PM
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um....wierd?
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:14 PM
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=O well i wouldnt carry a purse while walking the dog ^^
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:16 PM
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ROFLS. at least the lady didnt lose anything. haha, ill be laughing bout this for at least days. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:28 PM
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hahahaha that's funny. poop =]
 
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