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 Mar 30 2005, 05:40 PM
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 *lurks around*  Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,932  |
In the living room of an American house
Sat a little four year old boy His eyes were transfixed to the News Show In the corner lay his abandoned toys When the news was over, the boy stood up And to his father’s office he ran Stopping short his desk, he looked up and said ”Is God a woman or a man?” The dad sighed and laid his glasses down And said “God is both, son” The little boy nodded and ran back to the TV Only to come back once more on the run Asked the little boy, “Daddy…” ”Is God black or white?” The dad answered, “God is both son” The boy nodded and again took flight The dad was amused when the boy came back Breathing long and hard and such Asking, “Does God love children?” to his dad Who replied, “Yes, he loves them very much.” To the dad’s surprise, the boy didn’t run back But stood his ground and with a slight nod He looked straight into his dad’s eyes and said ”Is Michael Jackson God?” --Original |
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Mar 30 2005, 06:02 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
hasn`t this been posted before ?
a slight smile. |
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Mar 30 2005, 06:33 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lols cute joke (;
even though it was easy to predict the ending |
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Mar 30 2005, 09:46 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
made me smile..yea there's different versions of that.
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Mar 30 2005, 09:53 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lolll. weird
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Apr 2 2005, 06:28 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. thats pretty clever.
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Apr 2 2005, 06:50 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
poor God...
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