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 Mar 28 2005, 10:47 PM
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 pull my finger..  Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,414  |
I dont know if anyone has heard this joke but.. here it is for the laughs..
There was a man with three sons and three ducks.. he gave each son a duck and told them to go sell it... and bring back what they got... SO OFF THEY GO.. TO SELL THEIR DUCKS.. The first one goes out and sells his for 5 dollars The second one goes out and sells his for 10 dollars The last one goes out and gets screwed for it.. after they finish "doing" it.. she says wow.. you are a pretty good DO-ER?.. how bout we do it again and you get your duck back.. SO DEAL!! and on the way home he accidently drops the duck in the road and a car runs over it.. the woman in the car gets out and says im sorry for runnin over your duck.. heres fifteen dollars.. when they get back.. their dad asks.. how much did you get? The first son replies i got 5 dollars The second son answers i got 10 dollars for mine ..and the last one says i got a fcuk for a duck, a duck for a fcuk, and fifteen dollars for a fcukd up duck..      
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Mar 28 2005, 11:00 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
haha glad to see you found the correct forum. I got it the second time, yay!
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Mar 28 2005, 11:08 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
That was hilarious.
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Mar 28 2005, 11:09 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha...that was funny.
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Mar 28 2005, 11:11 PM
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it got me to giggle.
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| *lolita kitty* |
Mar 29 2005, 05:44 AM
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hehe... thats cute ^^
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Mar 29 2005, 07:13 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
haha, that's kinda funny.
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Mar 29 2005, 07:55 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
i chuckled. and im not usually one for 'story jokes'
good stuff |
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Mar 29 2005, 09:26 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
haha i had to read the last line like 5 times
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Apr 1 2005, 08:49 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lols, interesting joke (;
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Apr 1 2005, 11:44 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Haha.
Very Nice. |
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