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[gelionie]

Any funny/interesting things that happened in a washroom?
Care to share?




Once while I was getting out of the female washroom, three guys came in and started washing their hands. At first I was like , then they realized they went into the wrong washroom. It was pretty funny. I never knew things like this would ACTUALLY happen.

[misoshiru]

hahah...interesting.

once i was in one of the stall in the washroom at our school library, and when it flushed, it overflowed, i screamed and ran out. everyone in our library was staring at me. hahahah.

[*islandgirl4eva*]

Hmmmm, well, I had gone into the stall to blow my nose. When I turned around to leave my cel phone (that was hanging on my pocket by the clip) must have hit the TP dispenser because it fell in the toilet. I didn't realize it and left the theater. When I went to go call my dad was when I realized it was gone. I ran back inside and found it in the middle of the toilet. I pulled it out and tried to dry it off, but it was too late. The damn thing vibrated for two days until I finally pulled the battery for fear of explosion. Now I'm cell phone-less and I'm not getting one until I turn eighteen this June....says my dad.

[*mzkandi*]

when i was in the 7th grade and as a dare my friends wanting me to go into the guys restroom at this store so i go in and no one is there. i even use the restroom and then when i am about to leave this guy i had the biggest crush on and his best friend walked in on me and were freakin out... i ran and the next day at school everyone had heard about it....i got twenty bucks out of it so it was all good

[EmmalieV]

I walked in the mens bathroom in the airport , and I had an audience watching me.

[AngelTears]

Um, one time a rumor went around school that there was a drinking foutain in the boys bathroom..

So I asked my teacher.. and she said that it wasnt true and let us go in and look..

It was interesting.. the next few weeks that was like the talk of the 1st grade, LOL You never really relize how stupid you were untill you look back.

[O x LiseE x O]

Hm last time I was in the restroom with my friend, and she was putting on make up. Then Tony [a guy comes in], he scared the sheet out of me. I was expecting him in the girls bathroom. So I stand by the door, and I was like "I'm going to call the yc and tell them theres a guy in here" [we were at the yc bathroom] and he like pulls me off the door and runs out. [I was joking though...] It was pretty funny to me, then he comes back in and turns out the lights...

[*salcha*]

hahah this brings back old memories!
in the third grade, me and two of my friends went to the bathroom with one of those rubber bouncing balls. My friend went inside the stall, and the two of us started to bounce the ball against the stall door. Haha, suddenly, my friend opened the stall door witih the ball in midbounce, and the ball bounced right into the toilet, and got flushed down. Deng, the three of us were laughing when we told the janitor.

[Soleil]

Great ones guys...i dont really have a story but i was sent this e-mail..its soo funny man...some of them i dont get but hey its a good laugh.
*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold." :

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe and a bunch of grapes into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!! :

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Lol just some fun stuff

[KELLYYY]

Great ones guys...i dont really have a story but i was sent this e-mail..its soo funny man...some of them i dont get but hey its a good laugh.
*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall*** 


Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate 

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?" 

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise 

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!" 

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."  :

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe and a bunch of grapes into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"   

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please! eh? 

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!  :

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?" 

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall. 

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" 

Lol just some fun stuff

Haha. That was hilarious. But no, I haven't tries anything at the washrooms before..

[Yemmerz]

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Hahahahaha.

...I usually just make out with people in bathrooms

[inthemudhole]

Once I went into the mens' bathroom in a grocery store right during rush hour, so everyone was out there. Lots of people just stopped and stared. It was great. Not that entertaining of a story, but it was great.

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!" laugh.gif

Ohhh, man. I've done that so many times. It's great.

[racoons > you]

the funniedt thing that s happened in a washroom... just splashing

[xj_liana_tx]

that's freaky.. well. i was in the bathroom, and there was this girl who was in a stall, i was jus there to wash my hands, and the maintenance dude came in and started to bang on her stall door and went "ANYONE IN THERE??" it was funny

[glit_gal]

that's freaky.. well. i was in the bathroom, and there was this girl who was in a stall, i was jus there to wash my hands, and the maintenance dude came in and started to bang on her stall door and went "ANYONE IN THERE??"  it was funny

lol that made my day, thanks for the funny story

[lolthissiteisfun...]

lol i dropped my phone in the toilet during biology one day and my friends and i were sitting in class shaking it to make the water come out. it was funny. it did the weird vibrating thing too ^^ until i took the battery out. it worked a couple of hours later. and once in middle school someone stuck a cherry bomb behind the toilet and it exploded and there was like a river on the first story, and this chick came into choir wet up to her knees and goes HOLY CRAP THE TOILET EXPLODED! we all went to see, it was great

[DanielleMaria05]

Every year, the seniors have a senior prank. Well, the last day of school, they put super glue and vasaline on the seats. I had to be soo bad. I hovered. I wasn't about to get my but stuck to the seat.

[lolthissiteisfun...]

^^ hehe, did anyone get stuck?

[ohmyitslucy]

When I was about to flush the toilet (with my foot, since i don't like flushing them with my hands) my foot slipped and fell into the toilet. It smelled really bad.

[iheartsimba]

my hair got sucked into the handdrer once..they had to get the janiter to pry it off the wall so i oculd take it out. tkae was whne it was like..really long.

[sheepy]

hahah...interesting.

once i was in one of the stall in the washroom at our school library, and when it flushed, it overflowed, i screamed and ran out.  everyone in our library was staring at me.  hahahah.

sorry but that made me laugh. but i imagine you to be very cute ^^

[*lolita kitty*]

Great ones guys...i dont really have a story but i was sent this e-mail..its soo funny man...some of them i dont get but hey its a good laugh.
*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall*** 


Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate 

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?" 

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise 

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!" 

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."  :

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe and a bunch of grapes into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"   

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please! eh? 

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!  :

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?" 

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall. 

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" 

Lol just some fun stuff

aha, thats too funny ^^

[somekhmergirl]

this happened today lol.well im at intersession at this middle school and i dont really know my way around.so me and my friend were looking for the girls bathroom.and it doesnt have signs like girls or boys bathroom.and we accidentally walked into the boys bathroom and we ran out and everyone was around der chuz they were at the bball court at lunchtime so they were starin at us!lol

[yellowgurl]

i got locked inside a stall and i couldnt get out.. i kept trying and gave up then i had to climb from underneath and found out the door was unlocked after my attempts.

[juliar]

You can't imagine the number of people i hear coming out of their stalls and not washing their hands. THey don't know I'm there, but I'm quietly sitting in the last stall. Euchhh.

[ItzOnlySydney]

i found british and canadian money behind the close rack

[dancingkait]

and once in middle school someone stuck a cherry bomb behind the toilet and it exploded and there was like a river on the first story, and this chick came into choir wet up to her knees and goes HOLY CRAP THE TOILET EXPLODED! we all went to see, it was great 

hehe that one made me laugh one time at school we had this "disturbed individual" smear human waste (ew) all over the boys washroom walls! it was soo gross.

[misskentucky]

One time my friend dragged me into the bathroom with her so she could change into her thong and tight pants (her mom doesnt let her wear that stuff) and she like yells i gotta change into my thong and tight sexy pants after i asked her wat we were doing and people in there were staring at me and her it was funny.

Those 19 things to do in a bathroom was hilarious, it made me laugh very hard and my parents now think im crazy.

[to-devastate]

Hmm. One time; like a looooong time ago, I watched my little girl cousin brag about wanting to be like her brother. When he went inside the boys bathroom, there she followed. A few seconds later, the door opened and people were watching. I was laughing. Haha. I know. I'm evil.

[HelloSunshine]

Those 19 things to do in a bathroom was hilarious, it made me laugh very hard and my parents now think im crazy.

Haha ditto Anyways, my friends and I always fool around and talk in the bathroom. So we're always late for class. We have so much fun in there sometimes. Alot of the times we sit in the sinks [there's 3 of them]. One time my friend got stuck, so my other friend and I were trying to pull her out. Then an 8th grader came in and was all "What the hell are you guys doing?" She was clueless. Not too funny, but whatever.

[WhiteLotus*]

I remember on April Fools Day last year, some girls pulled a prank in the girls washroom. They put red dye in all of the toliets, stuck pads on the walls, and scattered tampons all over the floor.

Yeah...

[xXirockhardXx]

Hmm i remember when i was in 3rd grade (i think it was 3rd) the boys bathroom was covered with crap!! hahah not that funny but it was to me. Then this other time when i was little both the boys and girls restrooms were flooded or something so our teacher took us to the teachers restroom and there was a row of lil kids waiting to go to the bathroom. hahahaha.

[Tung]

i slipped in a washroom before -_-. not sure if it was water..or something else =X!! .

[miszSERENiTY]

Hahaha...back in the 7th grade...me and my friends would like stand in the bathroom for no reason at all and we would be so mean to the 6th graders if they didn`t wash their hands haha...we`d be like "Gross, you need to wash your hands, nasty" and they`d be all embarrassed...aww I feel bad now...oh and we also did that to people who didn`t flush toilet...we were like the godd*mn bathroom police haha...



What losers..

[toodlepops.]

Me and my friends went to the girls bathroom and saw a couple of guys changing. XD

[swe3ttemptasian]

I walked in the guys restroom once.. then I hid in a stall till this guy left.. because there was one dude in a stall... doing his business. Soo I just sat in the stall and waited for him to leave.