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 Mar 25 2005, 09:35 PM
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 chocolate luva  Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450  |
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast." "Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!" |
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Mar 25 2005, 09:40 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
i think someone already posted this.
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Mar 25 2005, 10:28 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
o_o
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Mar 25 2005, 10:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,835 |
what the...
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Mar 26 2005, 01:01 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
this was posted already
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Mar 27 2005, 07:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
this is already posted....i think that is a disgrace to asian woman
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| *wind&fire* |
Mar 27 2005, 07:12 PM
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SSSEEEEEEAAARRRRRCCCHCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Mar 28 2005, 08:45 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,148 |
hmm. wierd. i dont think all asians have small boobs.
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Mar 28 2005, 03:37 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
O_______________________________________O
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Mar 28 2005, 04:07 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Yes, Someone already posted this....I don't even think this is true...
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Mar 28 2005, 04:15 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
harsh much
not to funny, and apparently a repeat. im not impressed |
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| *mona lisa* |
Mar 28 2005, 05:42 PM
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what a retarded joke...
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Mar 28 2005, 06:18 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
This was posted already.
Use the search button next time. Someone close this. |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Mar 28 2005, 09:47 PM
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meh, already posted
so um yeah, use the search button and stuff like that kthx =] |
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Mar 28 2005, 09:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 242 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,283 |
i didnt get it at first but then i was like ooooooooooo but it isnt that funny
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| *chaneun* |
Mar 29 2005, 11:48 AM
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Hmm... How come when krnxswat posted this joke, people gave back good feedback? And now, this person who obviously made less posts than him posts this joke and gets negative feedback.
But anyway, it's not that funny |
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Mar 29 2005, 06:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
ehh its okay. the search button is your friend (:
 not all asians have small busts.
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Apr 22 2005, 12:44 AM
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hey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts..
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| *chaneun* |
Apr 22 2005, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE hey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts.. We didn't need to know that
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Apr 22 2005, 04:52 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
umm..ehh its ok. this is the first time i've heard this joke so i aint trippin
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| *basick* |
Apr 22 2005, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Mar 29 2005, 8:48 AM) Hmm... How come when krnxswat posted this joke, people gave back good feedback? And now, this person who obviously made less posts than him posts this joke and gets negative feedback. But anyway, it's not that funny  yeah... and lol @ the joke |
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Apr 23 2005, 10:37 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Uhh, that's nice.
</sarcasm> |
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Jun 20 2005, 07:56 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Wow. A very non-humorous joke you posted.
HAHAHAHA. .ispeeved. |
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Jun 21 2005, 10:46 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Someone posted this a while ago. Don't think it's very funny, but it isn't offensive or anything, which is a plus. x_x;
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Jun 24 2005, 06:18 PM
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 je suis une noix de coco <33 Group: Member Posts: 1,242 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,768 |
this is lame
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Jun 24 2005, 07:38 PM
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 n00b Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,450 |
T.T
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Jun 24 2005, 08:40 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
not funny.
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Jun 26 2005, 06:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
f**k you man....that wasnt funny
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Jun 26 2005, 10:28 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
^ Remember when you said this for the same joke in a different topic?
QUOTE(pinayprincess @ Jan 9 2005, 6:56 PM) thats soo mean!!! yet funny...  http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...=55386&hl=asian Oh, PLEASE, if you were posting in that topic ^ you would all be going "LOL... but a lil offensive" instead of "STFU, omg, you f*cka." |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:51 PM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
How dare you insult asians!
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Jul 2 2005, 06:08 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
i find that offensive since im asain
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