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 Mar 25 2005, 03:40 PM
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1.)What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
answer: a roming catholic 2.) A bear wlks into a bar and says " I want a gin............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ....................and whiskey" The waitor sayz, "y sucha' big pause" the bear replies : "I'm a bear" 3.)A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." 4.) A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' |
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Mar 25 2005, 04:25 PM
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 i just want BANG BANG BANG Group: Member Posts: 252 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,855 |
you need to shorten that post up a little. at least make the dots going down and not across.
the first and second jokes were cute, not really funny. |
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Mar 25 2005, 05:21 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
i liiked the last one the best. lol
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Mar 25 2005, 05:48 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i had to re-read the second joke to get it lol but the 3rd one cracked me up the most.
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Mar 25 2005, 08:18 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
the last one is pretty funny lol
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Mar 25 2005, 08:39 PM
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yo im bored Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,740 |
i liked the last one
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Mar 25 2005, 10:42 PM
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heard 4. but it was with a turtle and staples :] three was funny too
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Mar 25 2005, 10:45 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
haha the last one is funny.
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Mar 26 2005, 06:44 AM
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 «¤gïé#02¤»© Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,871 |
nice...really funny...i didn't get the second one though......
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Mar 26 2005, 02:31 PM
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the bear one is cuz the bear paused before continuing w/ his order. the bar tender wanted to know y and such a big pause, bear thought paws and said Im a bear (buh bum, ching!)
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Mar 26 2005, 05:48 PM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
i liked the 3rd one.
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Mar 26 2005, 07:22 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
the last one is old. i didnt get two of em..
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Mar 26 2005, 09:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
huh..i don't get the 3rd one
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