*Yo! mama jokes* or any others...., know any? |
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 Mar 24 2005, 11:06 PM
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I know it might seem dumb
but it's fun to read other pplz jokes.... Yo! mama is so fat her nickname is "lardo" Yo! mama is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo! mama is so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. yo! mama is so stupid she studied 4 a drug test. In 1981 yo! mama went 2 war she sat on the grownd and poped her a$$ and that was the end of the world.. lol duuuuumb....... lol pplz Oooooops......... may bad im sori i know this should go in 2 humor... i fudged up... |
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Mar 24 2005, 11:11 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol this should go into humor, a mod will prolly move this :)
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Mar 24 2005, 11:12 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
yo momma so dumb that when she decided to commit suicide she jumped out of the basment window!!! hahaha
yo momma so dumb that she got hit by a parked car. yo momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family, i got all my sisters with me..." yea this goes in humor |
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Mar 24 2005, 11:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,037 |
Ooooops!! may bad pplz i know huh!
this had to go in humor..... 
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Mar 25 2005, 12:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,037 |
 jokes, jokes  oops i said may bad it hade 2 go 2 humor ummmmm! what other jokes do you pplz know....?
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Mar 25 2005, 12:09 AM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
This should be in Interests --> Humor.
Anyway... Those "yo mama" or "yo face" jokes are almost impossible to find amusing. I never thought they were funny. |
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Mar 25 2005, 09:20 AM
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yo im bored Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,740 |
Yo mama so poor wen i walked in her house a roach tripped me up and a rat took my wallet
Yo mama so poor wen i lit a match in her house the roaches came out and started singin CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YO FEET THANK YOU LORD WE GOT HEAT Yo mama so poor wen i rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window n said DING!!! THATS ALL FOLKS |
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Mar 25 2005, 01:54 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
this should be in humor
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Mar 25 2005, 01:59 PM
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^ yea
fromwhite chicks: yo mama's ass so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say"only in america!" bwhaha rotfl i love that one! |
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Mar 25 2005, 02:07 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
go to humor....there is probably enough there
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Mar 25 2005, 04:00 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Shouldn't this be in Humor? And there is already a topic on this.
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Mar 25 2005, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Mar 25 2005, 1:54 PM) this should be in humor  I know this should be in humer i said may bad....... |
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Mar 25 2005, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(j-kwon @ Mar 25 2005, 9:20 AM) Yo mama so poor wen i walked in her house a roach tripped me up and a rat took my wallet Yo mama so poor wen i lit a match in her house the roaches came out and started singin CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YO FEET THANK YOU LORD WE GOT HEAT Yo mama so poor wen i rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window n said DING!!! THATS ALL FOLKS lol i like the 2nd yo! mama joke........ |
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Mar 25 2005, 09:13 PM
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yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu (ragu is a pasta sauce)
yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey yo mama so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade |
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Mar 25 2005, 09:20 PM
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umm SweetAngel_90 please dont double post.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. |
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Mar 27 2005, 08:41 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
yes, this should be in humor. and there's already been a topic like this. one last thing, sweet_angel90, please don't double post.
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Mar 27 2005, 08:59 AM
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QUOTE(x__forever @ Mar 27 2005, 8:41 AM) yes, this should be in humor. and there's already been a topic like this. one last thing, sweet_angel90, please don't double post. hehe, quite the mod are we? lmao. and yeah these have never been funny to me >.> |
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Mar 27 2005, 10:47 AM
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 One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish in the water
yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl needs a life guard yo mamas so fat, even bill gates cant afford her liposuction |
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Mar 27 2005, 10:57 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
yo mamas so fat, when she went to the beach, the lifeguard said, "SAVE THE WHALES! HARPOON A FAT BITCH!"
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Mar 27 2005, 11:21 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
those jokes are old. i dont know why you guys are still saying that... it's not even funny no more.
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Mar 27 2005, 12:57 PM
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oh my god its so annoying when 10 unmod-people say 'THIS SHOULD GO IN HUMOR'
yo momma so dumb, she stared at a carton of orange juice cuz it said "concentrate" |
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Mar 27 2005, 12:58 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
moved to humor...
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Mar 27 2005, 01:23 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
Russel Peters "Yo mada so fat... tha when she jump for joy.... She got stuck"
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Mar 27 2005, 04:35 PM
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yo momma so fat she stepped on a doller and made change
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Mar 28 2005, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE(purpleyes @ Mar 27 2005, 2:00 AM) daphne... lmao... "yo mama so dumb she exercises when she can. get lyposuction or something...." Lmao ha! ha! you got that from "white chicks" 
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Mar 28 2005, 10:10 PM
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home
Yo mama is so fat, I saw her wear red and thought was the kool aid man Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund Yo mama is so poor, I went to her house, sat on the couch and a roach said, "Scoot over nigga, I pay rent here too" Yo mama is so old, she got powder for breast milk Yo mama is so black she bleeds oil Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like shes got Buckwheat in a headlock Damn, I haven't wrecked fools with the 'yo mama' jokes since the 3rd grade. |
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Apr 2 2005, 02:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,037 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Mar 28 2005, 10:10 PM) Yo mama so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home Yo mama is so fat, I saw her wear red and thought was the kool aid man Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund Yo mama is so poor, I went to her house, sat on the couch and a roach said, "Scoot over nigga, I pay rent here too" Yo mama is so old, she got powder for breast milk Yo mama is so black she bleeds oil Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like shes got Buckwheat in a headlock Damn, I haven't wrecked fools with the 'yo mama' jokes since the 3rd grade. lol yeah me 2 i havent since 3 grade 2 but heh! i like old memories lol.......
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