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 Mar 24 2005, 07:06 PM
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 Word.  Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673  |
there was this woman who walked in a ice cream shop after a hard day of work. she went to order and said..
"i want a scoop of strawberry, a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate." the man said, "we don't have any strawberry" she replied with "okay..in that case.. ill like a... scoop of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry." "i just said we don't have any strawberry", she said "oh im sorry, its been such a long day... can i just have a scoop of vanilla chocolate and strawberry then" the worker started getting mad and he didn't know what to do... he said, "can you spell the choc in chocolate" "c-h-o-c" "can you spell the van in vanilla" "v-a-n" "okay, can you spell the freak in strawberry" "there's no freak in strawberry!" "thats what im trying to tell you, there's no freak-in strawberry!" i though it was funny.. lol. im not sure how old it is cuz i just heard it today |
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Mar 24 2005, 07:14 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
oh,. hah. i get it...i think. not that funny, but still funny. ^_^
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Mar 24 2005, 09:00 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
lol its funny but not that funny
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Mar 24 2005, 09:34 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Heehee thats alright.
I will use that on people. |
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Mar 24 2005, 09:37 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
LOL i get it. haha funny
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Mar 24 2005, 09:56 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
haha i get it...hahaha
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Mar 24 2005, 10:11 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that was ok.
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Mar 24 2005, 10:25 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
hahaha.. alrighty then
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Mar 25 2005, 01:10 PM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
i didnt laugh but i think its funny
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Mar 25 2005, 04:28 PM
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 i just want BANG BANG BANG Group: Member Posts: 252 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,855 |
more cute than funny... i didnt laugh, but it made me smile
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Mar 25 2005, 08:42 PM
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yo im bored Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,740 |
i smiled but i had to read the end twice
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Mar 26 2005, 11:21 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
lol.. thats a lil funny :]
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Mar 26 2005, 11:28 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
aw, thats cute
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Mar 27 2005, 12:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 745 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,039 |
Haha cute!
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Mar 27 2005, 01:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,231 |
i..dont get it. Someone explain
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Mar 27 2005, 05:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
^haah it's hard to explain .. just keep reading tha text ..
i thought it was funny .. heheh .. |
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Mar 27 2005, 06:32 PM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
Ooooh! took me a while to get it!
 funny!
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Mar 27 2005, 09:46 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
took me a second there
it is cute |
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| *mzkandi* |
Mar 27 2005, 10:02 PM
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haha i liked that
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Mar 27 2005, 10:11 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
How clever.
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Mar 28 2005, 08:48 AM
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diff ppl think diff things r funny. : )
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| *mona lisa* |
Mar 28 2005, 05:43 PM
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hmm..not that funny, but i smiled
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Mar 28 2005, 06:16 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
ahahaha. That's funny.
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| *lolita kitty* |
Mar 29 2005, 05:45 AM
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er, my aunt cindey told me that one.
cute though ^_^ |
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Mar 29 2005, 09:27 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
heh; i get it ^^
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