My Friend pay my Girlfriend to give me a..., hardon |
 Mar 24 2005, 02:05 PM
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My Friend pay my Girlfriend to give me a hardon. It was a bet... (crazy friend... he got this 7th Grader to put his hand out the window on a rainy day for 2 minutes and then put it on his balls...oww....). It felt good and weird at the same time. My (crazy, evil) friend told her to do it under 3 minutes for 5 bucks. I didn't mind. She first gave me a leg dance (don't ask) and then started to touch my chest. We did it on the sidewalk when we were walking home. I had to hold it for 5 min.
Does anyone else have a crazy bet they did? 
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Mar 24 2005, 02:15 PM
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 Retired Posting Whore Group: Member Posts: 699 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,911 |
Just don't post anymore.
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Mar 24 2005, 03:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
haha thats kinda funnny!
:-D lol nice .:tony:. |
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Mar 24 2005, 07:33 PM
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okay, that was...(pause) interesting
heh, and all the bets i had to do wasn't really that embarrassing. it was an all girls sleepover, and i'm not that girly really, so they made me walk down the stairs like a model. ...they were taking pictures like crazy. oh wait, nevermind. that was a dare. hmm. |
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Mar 24 2005, 07:46 PM
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I don't get the 7th grader part
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Mar 24 2005, 08:00 PM
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 Tum diddle-oo whee blah xD. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,163 |
Wtf, mate? This has nothing to do with anything. Go screw yourself. It's your girlfriend, isn't she just supposed to give you a "hard-on"? And don't try and be all sohpisticated like an adult if you aren't. Use "boner", like any normal idiotic teenager.
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Mar 24 2005, 08:18 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 2:15 PM) Just don't post anymore.  yes please... sigh...3 minutes to get hard? man she must be an ugly ass chick...it never takes more than 30 seconds to get a guy hard...or maybe even less than 10... or maybe i just have a gift 
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Mar 24 2005, 08:31 PM
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Tum diddle-oo whee blah xD. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,163 |
QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 5:18 PM) or maybe i just have a gift Lol. No, you don't. She's just probably ugly. And yeah, don't f*cking post. At all. Anywhere. Forever. |
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Mar 24 2005, 08:37 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 8:18 PM) yes please... sigh...3 minutes to get hard? man she must be an ugly ass chick...it never takes more than 30 seconds to get a guy hard...or maybe even less than 10... or maybe i just have a gift LMAO. you funny |
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
Mar 24 2005, 08:44 PM
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ok who agrees with me when i say. "no more crack for silentsniper180" ?
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Mar 24 2005, 08:50 PM
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if anything was turning me on, it would have taken less than a sec... and i would really hide i if someone did that, i'd be like 'im hard and proud, hard power!" lol.. anyways..
immature middle school kids these days.. |
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Mar 24 2005, 08:56 PM
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GOD Damnit!!! The Time limit was 3 minutes!!!! It took 20 seconds!!!!
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Mar 24 2005, 08:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,867 |
LOL, ur friend's weird
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Mar 24 2005, 09:01 PM
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dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(teaspoondesigns @ Mar 24 2005, 8:31 PM) Lol. No, you don't. She's just probably ugly. And yeah, don't f*cking post. At all. Anywhere. Forever. how dare you doubt my sexual prowess 
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Mar 24 2005, 09:32 PM
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Tum diddle-oo whee blah xD. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,163 |
QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Mar 24 2005, 5:44 PM) ok who agrees with me when i say. "no more crack for silentsniper180" ? Hear, Hear! QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Mar 24 2005, 5:44 PM) ok who agrees with me when i say. "no more crack for silentsniper180" ? Hear, hear! EDIT: Oops, sorry for the spam. QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 6:01 PM) how dare you doubt my sexual prowess Easily! That's how!  . Only joking. I'm sure your sexual prowess is so amazing that when a guy hears your voice he gets hard. Hah.QUOTE(Levy2k6) immature middle school kids these days.. God, I hate stereotypers. I'm 14, I'm not that immature. QUOTE(silentsniper180 @ Mar 24 2005, 5:56 PM) GOD Damnit!!! The Time limit was 3 minutes!!!! It took 20 seconds!!!! Dude... You're such a pathetic loser. Go stab yourself. |
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Mar 24 2005, 09:53 PM
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SPAMMMERRRRRRR!!! .. jk =)
.. I don't understand your post at all? Did it on a sidewalk? .. The craziest thing I've done recently.. is go streaking on my street and hanging my body completely [while sippin Jamba Juice!] out of a car when driving up a parking garage at my town square. =) The ..car flying thing was a dare.. i suppose. I must give props to your av, though. SO CUTE GIR! |
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Mar 24 2005, 11:58 PM
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please dont post anymore..thanx..lol..
what u said didnt really sound right.. |
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Mar 25 2005, 12:06 AM
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Whats with that 3post in a row crap... That dosent make sense... Why would your freind pay your own girlfreind to give you a boner... Godamn get a life
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Mar 25 2005, 01:35 AM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
teaspoondesigns do not post 4 times in a row. in fact, don't even double post. please. i will merge your posts this time, but do not do this again.
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Mar 25 2005, 02:03 AM
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funny!!
hmmmmmm.........girl chasing me just to get jukin! |
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Mar 25 2005, 02:07 AM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
hahahahahhaha. funny post. and yall are mean.
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Mar 25 2005, 02:11 AM
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why is everyone being mean to chii?
liars need love too! HAHA I HAD TO DO IT 
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Mar 25 2005, 05:45 AM
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Tum diddle-oo whee blah xD. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,163 |
QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 24 2005, 11:11 PM) why is everyone being mean to chii? liars need love too! HAHA I HAD TO DO IT Chii isn't the one being picked on here? Again, I apologize for my posts. |
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Mar 25 2005, 06:04 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
well thats just lovely. sidewalk boner. charming
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Mar 25 2005, 06:39 AM
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 Sharie. Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 |
omgah. You have a weird friend. I won't mind having a friend like that.
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Mar 25 2005, 09:13 AM
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 Im as fake as a widow's smile ;) Group: Member Posts: 1,045 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,851 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 1:15 PM) Just don't post anymore. lol thank you, you are my idol |
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Mar 25 2005, 01:14 PM
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 ::.im an attractive little jelly bean.:: Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,101 |
QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Mar 25 2005, 6:04 AM) well thats just lovely. sidewalk boner. charming lmao anyways... stop. don't ever post. again. please. thanks.bye xoxO torrie |
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Apr 15 2005, 02:40 PM
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1) It's called a lapdance.
Wow, you must really want sex.. |
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Apr 15 2005, 03:51 PM
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 The windmills of your mind .. Group: Member Posts: 1,317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,699 |
Please done say anything else your making me gag lol, your girlfriend should be able to make you have a boner without be paid for it
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Apr 15 2005, 03:53 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Wait, he PAID your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend some hooker or something?
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Apr 15 2005, 04:04 PM
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it sounds like you're some 11 year old looking for some fun! haha weird story. it made me giggle.
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Apr 15 2005, 04:16 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
ok..weird and uh dirty.
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Apr 15 2005, 05:51 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 1:15 PM) Just don't post anymore. um yeah. |
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Apr 15 2005, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE(chii @ Mar 24 2005, 7:18 PM) sigh...3 minutes to get hard? man she must be an ugly ass chick...it never takes more than 30 seconds to get a guy hard...or maybe even less than 10... or maybe i just have a gift thats hilarious 
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Apr 15 2005, 09:09 PM
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 yeah, whatever.... Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,628 |
Err....okay...
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Apr 15 2005, 10:05 PM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Apr 15 2005, 3:53 PM) Wait, he PAID your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend some hooker or something? lmao hooker.... u know there is a song called lap dance? by nerd? its kind afunny.. i like that song! |
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Apr 15 2005, 10:15 PM
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 theres no i in slut...but there is a u Group: Member Posts: 208 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,257 |
ok...ive done the same to my boifriend but my question is why did she have to get paid to do it???...i do it just because he gets all red faced at me and hes just so hot when he does it so yah...WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET PAID???
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Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM
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Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her friends wanted to watch... 2 minutes?!?! thats still kinda sad... if my gf did that to me if be like BOING in 10 lol
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Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM
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Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her friends wanted to watch... 2 minutes?!?! thats still kinda sad... if my gf did that to me if be like BOING in 10 lol
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Apr 15 2005, 10:22 PM
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Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her friends wanted to watch... 2 minutes?!?! thats still kinda sad... if my gf did that to me if be like BOING in 10 lol
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Apr 15 2005, 10:23 PM
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Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
cause she is a hooker (earlier explained) and her friends wanted to watch... 2 minutes?!?! thats still kinda sad... if my gf did that to me if be like BOING in 10 lol
HOLY SHIT SRY FOR ALL THE POSTS!! |
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Apr 15 2005, 10:30 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
^Whoa. Four posts in a row.
Anyways, as I said earlier, she might be a hooker. 
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Apr 15 2005, 11:58 PM
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LMAO
so effin funny but idotic at the same time ahahaha LMAO |
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Apr 16 2005, 12:20 AM
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 weird Sarah. yes,me... Group: Member Posts: 714 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,023 |
QUOTE(chii @ Mar 25 2005, 10:18 AM) sigh...3 minutes to get hard? man she must be an ugly ass chick...it never takes more than 30 seconds to get a guy hard...or maybe even less than 10... or maybe i just have a gift i dun know how long a man get hard.. but your words make me fun lol but....... y have to get paid? girlfriend get paid to do this to boyfriend? 
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Apr 18 2005, 06:48 PM
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 *~*Yo IcY FrEsH AzN!!*~* Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,747 |
wierd azz bet hahaha....O.o...nope ive done no bet that would be as near crazy as dat hahaha...
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Apr 27 2005, 11:16 AM
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werd.
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Apr 27 2005, 02:49 PM
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insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
^stop spamming.
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Apr 27 2005, 03:18 PM
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If only... Group: Member Posts: 409 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 100,037 |
QUOTE(silentsniper180 @ Mar 24 2005, 2:05 PM) (crazy friend... he got this 7th Grader to put his hand out the window on a rainy day for 2 minutes and then put it on his balls...oww....). It felt good and weird at the same time. Hahah. wow... |
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Apr 27 2005, 03:47 PM
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 Grrrrrrr Group: Member Posts: 801 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,696 |
wow thats all i gotta say. crazy kids these days
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Apr 27 2005, 07:20 PM
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purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)
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Apr 27 2005, 07:39 PM
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 hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
this thread is fukken hilarious...specially "Just don't post anymore"
I pmsl...this kid is a likkle wanksta...he tried 2 make himself sound all BIG and HARD. Now we all know wot a dickless wonder he is. As 4 his g/f..can i get a SLUT in here? |
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Apr 29 2005, 01:18 AM
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20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go.
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Apr 29 2005, 07:11 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
I actually read all the posts. Just to see how many of yal said don't post any more or I agree or something in that format. And, everytime I read one, I started laughing. haha.
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Apr 29 2005, 02:47 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 3:15 PM) Just don't post anymore. Follow your own damn advice. |
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Apr 29 2005, 03:46 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
i dont get it... your a 7th grader, you stuck your hand out the window while it was raining while getting a leg dance and holding ur balls? WTF WERE YOU PLAYING? A TWISTED VERION OF SIMON SAYS?
i dont get your story.. |
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Apr 29 2005, 09:32 PM
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 im popCORNY Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,357 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 2:15 PM) Just don't post anymore. agreed 
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Apr 30 2005, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(CrackedRearView @ Apr 29 2005, 1:18 AM) 20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go. Haha, that made me laugh. Hahaha. |
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Apr 30 2005, 06:19 PM
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That's quite hilarious. xD
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Apr 30 2005, 11:32 PM
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woah....all she has to do is show her breast and play with them..that takes liek 3 seconds
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Apr 30 2005, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(teaspoondesigns @ Mar 24 2005, 5:00 PM) Wtf, mate? This has nothing to do with anything. Go screw yourself. It's your girlfriend, isn't she just supposed to give you a "hard-on"? And don't try and be all sohpisticated like an adult if you aren't. Use "boner", like any normal idiotic teenager. lol. a little over agressive today? |
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May 1 2005, 01:29 AM
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 it was just my imagination... Group: Member Posts: 36 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,842 |
for some reason that seems hilarious! ahahaha :]
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May 10 2005, 12:38 PM
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 Faster. Harder. Better than the average bear. Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,783 |
whatthehell? XDD n then you boned her walking home?!
kids these days. @_@ |
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May 10 2005, 01:34 PM
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WTF
ROFLMAO... oh my god... you had sex on the sidewalk?
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May 10 2005, 02:13 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
Hmmmm.... why are you middle schoolers so friggin horny. Go play hopscotch or jump rope or something.
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May 13 2005, 10:20 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
QUOTE Just don't post anymore. And 3 minutes? What the hell? Im under 5 and sprung. Prety funny you boned her on the way home tho. |
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May 14 2005, 12:35 AM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
hey i get hard looking at import cars
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May 14 2005, 09:07 AM
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 when the sun sleeps. Group: Member Posts: 210 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,079 |
when i was in middle skewl i was good.
i didnt do no leg dances. or have someen give me a hard on by puttin there cold wet hand in my pants. |
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| *mona lisa* |
May 14 2005, 10:35 AM
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This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
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May 14 2005, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ May 13 2005, 11:35 PM) hey i get hard looking at import cars LMAO. Where you going to stick your d*ck at. In the tailpipe. |
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May 14 2005, 11:35 AM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ May 14 2005, 11:32 AM) LMAO. Where you going to stick your d*ck at. In the tailpipe. Duh... Where else? The keywhole? Sadly that happens to me but Im like 4years older than him.... |
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May 15 2005, 02:20 AM
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Why aren't you posting anymore?
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May 15 2005, 02:24 AM
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that's cool, go have yourself a cookie.
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