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post Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM
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A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
 
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WrathOfOnigo
post Mar 21 2005, 09:56 PM
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Hah! Its funny cause its true...
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LOL!!! Very nice. laugh.gif
 
Levy2k6
post Mar 21 2005, 10:16 PM
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Word.
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that was crazy..... lmfao, okay its funny, it took me a min.. man im getting slower
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 10:25 PM
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it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4 yawn.gif
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM
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nyhahahahahaha...rofl!
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM
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This is all my luck, it's all I got.
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LOL!!!! Thats hilarious!
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 04:10 PM
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omg. laugh.gif
 
cocoalightning27
post Mar 22 2005, 04:53 PM
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I have no life
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haha funny...:)
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 06:18 PM
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Too slow.
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haha took me a while. but funny.
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 21 2005, 11:25 PM)
it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4 yawn.gif
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^ yeah

that was kinda funny =]
 
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post Mar 22 2005, 09:02 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmao! that made me laugh for hours lol
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 01:03 AM
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haha, i guess it was a small laugh :]
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:13 AM
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Syaoran...kawaii...
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ewww...but funni!
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 03:40 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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HAHAHAhaha.
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:20 PM
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Randomness rules
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i definately do not want to be invited for dinner at their house
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 02:23 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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haha thats a good one
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 02:26 AM
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so funny!
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA funnyyyy
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 07:00 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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wait... so that pitcher ISN'T lemonade? blink.gif
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 08:47 PM
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^ haha rolleyes.gif

lol thats funny :]
 
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post Jun 5 2005, 08:03 PM
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Lol hilarious.
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 11:24 PM
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ROFL
hahaha..nice...=D
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 02:44 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!
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laugh.gif That's pretty funny. Nice icon btw (cat attack).
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 03:34 PM
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hmm..sounds familar...
but i will let the dead be dead and rest in peace
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 03:54 PM
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_dry.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:11 PM
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Haha, I heard this some where before. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 07:56 PM
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haha
funny
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 08:02 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 01:39 PM
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QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 3:54 PM)
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STOP THE SPAM
At least type a sentence. :P
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 04:31 PM
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laugh.gif haha !! nice . lol .. hysterical !!
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 09:36 PM
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hehehe. that's REALLY funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 10:17 PM
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lmao dis is hiliarious laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2005, 03:07 AM
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your avatar is funnier than the joke lol.

barrel of laughs.
 
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