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the greatest punchlines thread
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post Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
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theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines?


some of mine

Turn your trunks red, far from broke, got ENOUGH~BREAD //
Mad hoes, Ask Beavis, I get nothing BUT~HEAD (butthead)//
Big L

Throw me a guest spot, you HIRED~AN~ARSONIST//
Who came to put out more heat than the FIRE~DEPARTMENT//
Copywrite

You don't want PETEY~TO~FLIPPIN//
Got very little patience I'm like a PEDIATRICIAN//
Copywrite

Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle//
Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple//
Chino XL

WHOEVER~YOU~COOL~WITH, will FOREVER~BE~LOSERS//
Hit you so hard your kids will INHEIRET~THE~BRUISES//
Louis Logic

ill add more later...
 
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 05:58 PM
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Rabbit - 8mile

Lookin like a Cyclone Hit you/
Tank top screamin lotto I don't fit you/
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 05:59 PM
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lol i remember that from 8 mile
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 06:03 PM
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Notorious B.I.G. - Unbelievable
Hate to blast ya, but I have ta, you see I smoke a lot
Your life is played out like Kwame, and them f*ckin polka dots
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 06:22 PM
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lmfao!!!

i loved that line... dunno if half the people here know who kwame is tho
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 17 2005, 4:52 PM)
theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines?


some of mine


Like Jin Abbott in the day  I'm the hardest nigga to tackle//
Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple//
Chino XL
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THats just plain sick. I love this line.
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 07:02 PM
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Nas - Ether
When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep//
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef//

Game- We aint
yo get Dre on the phone quick//
tell him Em just killed me on my own sh*t//

Game- Westside Story
homie i'll bring ur CA back//
and i dont do button up shirts or drive Maybacks//

Eminem - We aint
Only dre can judge me for the mistakes I making//
if im fakin, im clay aiken[gunshot]//

Ludacris - #1 spot
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me//
Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY//

Ja Rule
Em You claim your mama's a crackhead, Kim is a known sl*t//
so what's Haley gonna be when she grows up//

Busta Rhymes - Hail Mary diss
It's been a long time comin let me bless and check you//
see 106 and park fans don't even f*ckin respect you//

Chedda Bob ass n*gga start adjustin ya plan//
you let the streets down n*gga 'pologize to ya fans//

Now if you wanna beef with me, then i'm beefin with you//
I think about tha game and what its like AH--WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU//

Eminem- The Real Slim Shady
Will smith aint got to cuss in his raps to sell records/
Well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you to/
 
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post Mar 18 2005, 11:18 PM
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bump bump bump like b2k
 
WTFwasIthinking
post Mar 19 2005, 07:16 PM
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all of my punches... lmfao

and that Copywrite you put up about the fire department, I wrote a line ALMOST exactly the same as that a year before he dropped it... damn, I gotta hurry up 'n get shit on wax before my shit gets all done by someone else... me 'n Copywrite think too alike

and I ain't feelin' a majority of the punches ya'll put... most of 'em are ehhh or wack IMO... that Chris Rock shit is ass... SO BASICK

Copywrite:
I know it's a "cum line" but "use my d**k as a sundial so my time has cum"

"I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon"

"Shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow"

"My lines reach from hood to hood like jumper cables"

"Make money off the books; call me Stephen King"

"Lean back like Mary Kate Olsen"

"Got hotter 16's than Hilary Duff"

"If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome"

too many from Copywrite... the king of the punchlines aside from me... we share that throne... but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em....
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM)
but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here...  I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em....
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haha...

lets see...

"Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili"
ateam

"Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans"
copywrite

"have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy"
ateam

"got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe"
ateam
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 06:57 PM
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& all of joe budden's Ima Hustler Freestyle...

"Some want me chained to a cell// but like Julia Roberts in Oceans 12 you just playin yourself"
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 07:14 PM
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if ya ever heard of Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.. they got alot of good ones..

I'll post some later but i got one or two that i remmember right now..

" i'll snap with no kodak and hope you get the picture"

"I'm kinda like Chris Tucker tryin to get me some mushu"

"My rims are 23's so they old enough to drank
I dont like dinosuars or Jurassic Park
but the rims sure look Jurassic when I Park"

"I'm balling like I just got finished, winning five dice games"

"Candy paint so wet, look like the block bout to drown"
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 20 2005, 6:52 PM)
haha...

lets see...

"Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili"
ateam

"Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans"
copywrite

"have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy"
ateam

"got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe"
ateam
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the Shaq 'n Kobe line is from Lloyd Banks like 4 years ago....
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 08:19 PM
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yeah i know.. still funny

whoops... i put ateam... i meant lloyd banks
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 12:18 PM
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I remember when i used to watch freestyle friday Jin and Posterboy used to have some good ones. There was also this guy called Backlund or something like that who had nice punchlines.
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 12:56 PM
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Joe Budden - Big Shot(G-unit diss)

REFFERING TO GAME
Far as the kid Game, he's lame lets say the least//
Mad he's from the west so he converted to the East//

I tore Game apart, i thought by now the assh*le would have a change of heart//
Especially since i got the tape, but it's gangster on 'change of heart'//
Teary eyed cause his shorti had a change of heart//

REFFERING TO 50 CENT
I think finally the steroids is gettin to'em
or maybe if people believe in all his hard raps//
or maybe its the tangtops with the bra straps//

so i can sit and wait while ya team gets soft//
or i can go get u picked, no screens involved//


Curtis your a bum and your almost done//
Same artist that you were dissin, is exactly what you've become//

Dang that was cold. He has become Ja though. Ja & Ashanti, 50 & Olivia.
LOL
 

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