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 Mar 14 2005, 10:09 PM
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 You can call me Jon  Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806  |
Might of heard this one before.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic Grocery Bag? One is plastic and hazerdous for little children to play with And the other holds your groceries. 
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Mar 14 2005, 10:11 PM
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 baker o.O Group: Member Posts: 446 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,190 |
haha i have to admit that is pretty funny haha
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Mar 14 2005, 10:12 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lol nice joke (;
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Mar 14 2005, 10:18 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats a good one
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Mar 14 2005, 10:45 PM
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What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Would you please get out of my son? Sorry, had to post. Heard it in school |
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Mar 15 2005, 12:22 AM
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That was cold but funny
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Mar 15 2005, 01:53 AM
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You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
most michael jackson jokes are.
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Mar 15 2005, 08:46 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahah..i liked them.
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Mar 15 2005, 03:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
ha....lol
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Mar 15 2005, 03:58 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol pretty funny
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Mar 15 2005, 04:11 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
nice =]
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Mar 15 2005, 04:14 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE(Amer @ Mar 14 2005, 10:45 PM) What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson? Would you please get out of my son? Sorry, had to post. Heard it in school  I didn't get that one.  EDIT // Oops. Nevermind. I get it now. 
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Mar 15 2005, 06:15 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
ahaha.. thats quite funny
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Mar 15 2005, 09:46 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
lmao!! Micheal Jackson jokes are hilarious!
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Mar 16 2005, 07:36 PM
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 i just want BANG BANG BANG Group: Member Posts: 252 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,855 |
hmm i dont get it lol. yea im half asleep, i dont feel like thinking haha.
the second one was pretty funny
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Mar 16 2005, 07:40 PM
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i like them!!!!!
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Mar 20 2005, 04:39 PM
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 Do not question my authorities... Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,432 |
Lol those are funny. This one isn't really a joke and I don't mean to wreck the movie for all of you who are planning to go and see it but I just have to say it.
Okay so me and a group of about 10 people went to go and see The Ring Two last night. There was this part when Evalen said to Rachel: My baby told me to kill her and I needed to listen to her so when your baby tells you to kill him, listen to him. Listen to the voices." And then one of the people I was with yelled out : "IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!" It was so funny and the whole theatre was laughing for almost like 5 minutes. |
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Mar 20 2005, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(Lexi_Lou @ Mar 20 2005, 3:39 PM) Lol those are funny. This one isn't really a joke and I don't mean to wreck the movie for all of you who are planning to go and see it but I just have to say it. Okay so me and a group of about 10 people went to go and see The Ring Two last night. There was this part when Evalen said to Rachel: My baby told me to kill her and I needed to listen to her so when your baby tells you to kill him, listen to him. Listen to the voices." And then one of the people I was with yelled out : "IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!" It was so funny and the whole theatre was laughing for almost like 5 minutes. lol funny |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:49 AM
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Michael is guiltless!
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Mar 21 2005, 04:46 AM
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lol! funny!
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