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| *Statistik* |
 Mar 13 2005, 08:33 PM
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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| *chaneun* |
Mar 13 2005, 08:58 PM
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ehh... i heard this joke before.. not really the best blonde joke..
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Mar 14 2005, 12:28 AM
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 rwar (;  Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
ive heard it before, it was like the first blonde joke i heard.
kinda funny (; |
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Mar 14 2005, 06:15 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
i've heard a better version of this.
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Mar 14 2005, 03:20 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
heard better versions.
it's old. *zzz* meh. |
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Mar 14 2005, 10:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
 thaz lyk 1998 old
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Aug 25 2005, 08:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,119 |
I would have laughed but like everyone else said, this is old.
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