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| *Statistik* |
 Mar 5 2005, 12:07 PM
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why are black people people so tall?
no, not they cuz have high flexibility. why? cuz they're KNEE-GROWS! |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:08 PM
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that wasnt funny
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Mar 5 2005, 12:10 PM
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 katie fox is love.  Group: Member Posts: 530 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,798 |
dude, that was totally uncalled for. hater.
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Mar 5 2005, 12:13 PM
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 hiya. Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,187 |
wow.......that`s messed up.........
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Mar 5 2005, 12:18 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That was racist and yet not funny. This joke is stupid and offendive.
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Mar 5 2005, 12:43 PM
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I'm a sexy beast Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,103 |
I hate these kind of jokes.
 No more please.
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Mar 5 2005, 01:09 PM
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 WANTED..for sexyness Group: Member Posts: 1,050 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,290 |
that was not necessery...those jokes are so aracist
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Mar 5 2005, 02:36 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
ohmygosh!!!!!
CLICK THIS LINK PLEASE! and read what is written by everyone because what they have to say is T R U E READ THISSS!!! |
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Mar 5 2005, 09:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 961 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,057 |
a dude that acts black shouldnt be this racist./
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Mar 5 2005, 09:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 961 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,057 |
eddit;;/// double post sorry
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Mar 5 2005, 09:24 PM
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Hey, not funny.
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Mar 5 2005, 11:25 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.< Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 |
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Mar 5 2005, 11:50 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
QUOTE(JC4P @ Mar 5 2005, 9:14 PM) a dude that acts black shouldnt be this racist./  Lmfao thats the funniest thing here... My penis is harder than you... Stop acting "black" damn... |
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Mar 6 2005, 03:00 AM
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 happy unbirthday to you! Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,752 |
Immature and racist
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Mar 6 2005, 03:04 AM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Dude.... Jason why do you even try? Your jokes suck, your raps suck and so does everything else. What exactly do you know about the rap game anyway? Nothing... don't try. Just stop... leave... please.
Your not a hustler(do you even know what the f**k that is?), and you def. ain't no "Kangsta"\ So yeah please... just stop |
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Mar 6 2005, 03:14 AM
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 John 3:16 Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,029 |
wow that was just bad.
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Mar 6 2005, 04:06 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
sad.
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Mar 6 2005, 01:07 PM
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 This is all my luck, it's all I got. Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,532 |
Thats not right
Why the hell would you say that??
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Mar 6 2005, 01:20 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
stfu. right now. i dont even get it but, i know it was offensive to my people
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Mar 6 2005, 02:38 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
Maybe hes mad and only sterotyping african americans because he wants to be one but is too short to fit in
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Mar 6 2005, 03:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 961 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,057 |
man...did u just do a google search or ,"immature stupid racist joke that makes me look like a f**ker"?
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Mar 6 2005, 04:27 PM
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Jason61992, I'm not going to try to combat all of these racist jokes. If people want to continue making them fine. Just remember what comes around goes around...&how I wish that joke was true because I want to be taller so bad.
Ooh, and open your eyes you asian. Sorry I forgot they are open, that's just how they look. |
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Mar 6 2005, 05:17 PM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
When will the racism stop in the humor section??
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Mar 6 2005, 06:54 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
plz stop posting racist jokes that aren't even funny....
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Mar 6 2005, 07:39 PM
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i wish it would stop soon. i don't even know why people want to be racist. why can't we all just get along?
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Mar 6 2005, 08:37 PM
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Not only was that immature, cheesy, racist, etc...
It was just plain bad. |
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Mar 6 2005, 08:39 PM
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Yeah that was terrible.
And you said "people" twice. You're a smart one. 
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Mar 7 2005, 01:45 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
STOP!
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Mar 7 2005, 02:29 PM
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 I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
Just leave.
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Mar 7 2005, 02:42 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
thats offensive.............. to me and others out there. how dare you??? did you make that up?
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Mar 7 2005, 03:00 PM
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 the crip killa. Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,628 |
dont listen to them. its ok, not racist. are you all saying african americans arent negroes? god youre all so freakin sensitive. little girls...sheesh
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Mar 7 2005, 03:03 PM
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¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE(cLinT_wEStw0oD @ Mar 7 2005, 3:00 PM) dont listen to them. its ok, not racist. are you all saying african americans arent negroes? god youre all so freakin sensitive. little girls...sheesh for your information CLINT WESTWOOD. negroe is very derogartory. read your textbooks okay? its offensive. blacks dont want to be called negroes! are you kidding me. |
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Mar 7 2005, 04:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
there was already a joke like this
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Mar 7 2005, 04:54 PM
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 most definitely. Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,416 |
what the f**k. i`m black and i`m 5'1" . last I heard..that`s not tall.
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Mar 7 2005, 06:06 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
racist and not funny. *nod nod*
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Mar 7 2005, 07:09 PM
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 theres no i in slut...but there is a u Group: Member Posts: 208 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,257 |
Thats mean...i have to tell my sister that...
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Mar 7 2005, 07:28 PM
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hate racist jokes...that's not funny at all
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Mar 7 2005, 09:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
DUDE.. stop trying..
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Mar 7 2005, 10:02 PM
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 With_time_it_fades Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,857 |
why are black people so tall...my uncle said b.c. they drink jungle juice.
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Mar 7 2005, 10:04 PM
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With_time_it_fades Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,857 |
i think you guys are looking into this too much...it isn't racist.
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Mar 7 2005, 10:11 PM
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its not like you need more people to hate you kangsta jason (roflmfao)
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Mar 7 2005, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(with_time_it_fades @ Mar 7 2005, 10:04 PM) i think you guys are looking into this too much...it isn't racist. shut up and quit double posting. |
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Mar 7 2005, 10:24 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
Funny how you can offend a Mexican or a Korean in a joke in the humour section, but all of a sudden a joke like this is terribly derogatory.
 I agree it's a tad racist, but everyone seems to have their panties in a bunch over nothing really. Settle down. |
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Mar 7 2005, 10:25 PM
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Thats pretty funny good job!
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Mar 7 2005, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(inlonelinessidie @ Mar 7 2005, 10:24 PM) Funny how you can offend a Mexican or a Korean in a joke in the humour section, but all of a sudden a joke like this is terribly derogatory. I agree it's a tad racist, but everyone seems to have their panties in a bunch over nothing really. Settle down. Erm, chill if you don't know what you are talking about. First of all, I made a topic for all ALL racist jokes to stop. Second, you must not be paying attention because I do see some topics where asians are offended. Third and foremost, asians are usually the ones making the jokes about themselves. As blacks, you will never see us crack a joke on ourselves around other ethnicities. & so what if we are offended? we have the right to be after years of slavery, racial injustice, etc. how would you like it if i cracked a joke on you smelling like wet dog after getting out of the water? exxxxacccttlly...get it right or shut up. |
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Mar 7 2005, 10:38 PM
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Um excuse me but did you ever see me chastise your race, ever? No, so shut the f**k up because I am not agreeing with either you or the creator of this topic. You're over reacting and being a TOTAL hypocrite! You don't agree with racist jokes or racism? Then why the hell did you bring up a "wet dog" joke, or an Asian joke in the beginning of this thread? And yes, you're right what goes around comes around, because apparently you're getting what you deserve right now. Open your eyes and see that you are contributing to the SAME thing you're trying to stop.
And yes you have a right to feel sensitive but I also have a right to believe you are overreacting. I've been a victim of racism for my races too, so don't make it seem like you're the only one who's suffered. |
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Mar 7 2005, 10:46 PM
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B**ch, please chill. People make jokes all the time, so NO! I wouldn't get offended if a joke was made about my race by someone of my race because I would know the context in which the joke was made. It would be called having a sense of humor.
However, I don't know what context these jokes are made so why is it a crime that I ask they stop or chill on them? There are like 125 black jokes on here that are undeniably rude. I don't care what you say. I feel offended. I'm black here, my opinion is the one that counts. Not yours. Chill hoe. You don't want it. |
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Mar 7 2005, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Mar 7 2005, 10:28 PM) Erm, chill if you don't know what you are talking about. First of all, I made a topic for all ALL racist jokes to stop. Second, you must not be paying attention because I do see some topics where asians are offended. Third and foremost, asians are usually the ones making the jokes about themselves. As blacks, you will never see us crack a joke on ourselves around other ethnicities. & so what if we are offended? we have the right to be after years of slavery, racial injustice, etc. how would you like it if i cracked a joke on you smelling like wet dog after getting out of the water? exxxxacccttlly...get it right or shut up. I know lots of black people who crack jokes on there race all the time...My best friends are black. I think if you look into the joke too much, then yeah you will get offended but I am sure it wasn't meant to put you down in any way. I am not trying to get on anyone's case, and the whole race issue is a touchy one in all situations. I just think this thing has been blown up. But i agree degrading racist jokes are not funny, they are just stupid. And you have all the right to be offended by racist jokes, but this one...i mean come on...it wasn't meant to put anyone down. |
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Mar 8 2005, 01:50 AM
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eww what a horrible joke....
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Mar 8 2005, 01:55 AM
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um.. That was not racist at all. Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. Its not like, why are black people so stupid, its why are they tall. And its a well known fact that most black guys are tall. I thought it was a cute play on words. I'm probably one of the only people with black in them, and I'm one of the only ones who didnt find it offensive? I mean, a racist joke is : What you u call a white guy pushing a car up a hill: white power what do you call a black guy pushing a car up a hill :grand theft auto. Now THAT is racist and rude. But really...knee grow? I thot it was cute. And yeah, I crack black people jokes all the time, if I think they are funny and that they apply. I thot it was cute. u guys gotta chill the eff out. I mean, if you walked up to Will Smith (6 foot 3) and said dude, you are such a tall guy, do you really think hes gonna get mad for calling him tall? So why would it be offensive to say that black people are tall. Not like its calling them stupid ignorant giants that take up space. I dont know. but u guys are really up on the oversensitivty these days. and uh...negro isnt that offensive either. I mean, all my black friends refer to eachother as negroe instead of the alternative of nigger. so yeah. CALM DOWN!
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Mar 8 2005, 04:01 AM
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 I watch you while you sleep. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,068 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,685 |
This wasn`t funny, and it sure as hell wasn`t racist.
xo, Pauline |
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Mar 8 2005, 03:23 PM
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 live life to the fullest <3 Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,474 |
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Mar 8 2005, 04:07 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
if their knees make these people so tall, they would be grossly unproportional
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Mar 8 2005, 08:42 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
dam hater
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Mar 8 2005, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE(dahalfkoreanstyl @ Mar 8 2005, 4:07 PM) if their knees make these people so tall, they would be grossly unproportional ha! cute. |
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Mar 9 2005, 02:49 PM
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this is from a 12 year old who calls himself a "hustla"
interesting...
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Mar 9 2005, 04:55 PM
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¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE(with_time_it_fades @ Mar 7 2005, 10:02 PM) why are black people so tall...my uncle said b.c. they drink jungle juice. QUOTE(with_time_it_fades @ Mar 7 2005, 10:04 PM) i think you guys are looking into this too much...it isn't racist. FIRST OF ALL SISTA! dont double post. 2nd of all. it is racist its very offensive and derogatory. and that joke of yours up there was not funny at all. |
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Mar 9 2005, 09:29 PM
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Stupid topic, anyone can be tall .. MAYBE it's just the majority of culture's height.
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Mar 9 2005, 09:36 PM
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somebody has no life .
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Mar 9 2005, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Mar 8 2005, 2:46 PM) B**ch, please chill. Chill hoe. You don't want it. how can you expect her to chill when you call her a bitch and a hoe? your concept confuses me |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:15 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
All of you need to chill. I'm getting damn pissed at the influx of high decibel typing in the humor section.
YOU PM SOMEONE if you have a problem! YOU PM the member or you PM a mod about it. I BETTER NOT BE seeing ANYMORE "STFU, BLAHBLAHBLAH." YOU DO NOT HELP THE SITUATION OR THE CAUSE TO END RACISM BY INSULTING OR USING PROFANITY. YOU ALL STOP THIS *nonsense* NOW. (or bring it to the PM system) [CLOSED] P.S. I used caps lock because I'm pissed. Do it again, and consider yourself warned. |
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