my guy is too "big", what do i do??? Options

[chickenshlt]

my guy is too "big" for me...what do i do...

:Edit:

down there...it didnt fit in his last gf either....

[Angel_Cece]

when you say "too big" you mean... down there? or too big in weight!?? im so confuzed. i hope im not a perv

[IamRad]

um if u mean in weight, talk to him and be honest... if its down there (hahahahhaa) then.. OPEN WIDE! :-P

[Angel_Cece]

um if u mean in weight, talk to him and be honest... if its down there (hahahahhaa) then.. OPEN WIDE! :-P

woah lol so wrong.

:Edit:

down there...it didnt fit in his last gf either....

OOOH DOWN THERE.... then im sorry i dont know what to do =/

[chickenshlt]

the thing is, if i do it itll hurt like a b*tch

[racoons > you]

hmm... just give him head alot.
that will keep him happy enough.

[Teesa]

the thing is, if i do it itll hurt like a b*tch

then don't do it. there are other ways to be satisfied. ^hah. But if you want to, you will have to take the pain with it, because I don't know if there is anything you can do to make it easier.

[racoons > you]

the thing is, is he.. aware of the issue? have you trie d before? if he's gagging fo rit you may just have to grin and bear it....
its not his fault he has been given a giant cock. ah well.... he can always do fetish porn if it gets too much for him

[aznxdreamer]

sand it down with some sandpaper. or use a peeler.

[lovescream]

just dont do it with him..

[ThePrincessofTKD]

wow....and you don`t even like it?

if you`re worried about it, just tell him you`re not ready. there`s no rush, right?

[Trolling]

the thing is, is he.. aware of the issue? have you trie d before? if he's gagging fo rit you may just have to grin and bear it....
its not his fault he has been given a giant cock. ah well.... he can always do fetish porn if it gets too much for him

Lmfao... Huh I thought this was gonna be something else... But it sorta sounds like you got with him knowing of his size...

[emmalie]

umm masturbate??

[lakerfever2476]

^ HAHA GOOD ANSWER !! ROFL .. Well I think it's a hint you and him weren't meant to hump. HAHA .. Make sure you use a condom. We don't want chickenshit junior here this soon. ;o)

[inthemudhole]

Uhh...I'm sorry?
What do you want us to say?
It seems like that matters to you, but there's nothing you can really do about it.

[kyuubi319]

There's no such thing as too big (;

[Shattered_Hope]

then just don't do it....there's really nothing else you can do if your guy is too big..

[emptyminded]

Cut it in half?


Honestly, I don't know.. gee... :frown:

[maia_dc]

Erm. How about those lubrication gel thingys? ._.

[cLinT_wEStw0oD]

two words...penis enlarger no doubt! no matter what he says human anatomy does not allow something like that to happen. every man will fit in every girl. always.

[teeners4]

Uhh...I'm sorry?
What do you want us to say?
It seems like that matters to you, but there's nothing you can really do about it.

haha agree, we can't do much about it, unless you tell me where he lives and i'll just errr make it smaller

[KissMe2408]

omg what has cb girls locker room come to

[jennyjenny]

Aren't chotes like, when your d**k is larger in width than height? Is that what you're talking about?

And maybe u and his ex are too small

[aznxdreamer]

Cut it in half?

i was just thinking that.

[sunissed14127]

Well thats not his fault....if it cant fit, then it just cant. unless you want pain...but the pain will turn into pleasure =)

[IamRad]

HAHAHA this is the funniest thing i have read in a LONG time!!!! dude.. if its too big, its too big.. i thought u wanted to give him head and ur mouth was too tiny... now i kno u mean sex.. hahah wow.. just.. dont do it geez.. use a ... fake one ;-) ;-) make him shove it up there hahaha

[supastarzRcool]

two words...penis enlarger no doubt! no matter what he says human anatomy does not allow something like that to happen. every man will fit in every girl. always.

What if the guy is deformed! lol...

Besides..I personally think you should save yerself for marriage...not to sound like a goody goody...cuz one, guys will respect you more, and two..wtf, it's suppose to be special! not just something you'll do wt your bf when you wanna have a good time! bah!



w/e tho...I don't care what you do tho...you can do w/e the hell you want...just sharing my feelings. have fun wf yer unnaturally large bf lol.

[nevernothere]

Purchase the Trojan Her Pleasure condoms and very liberally apply KY.. take it slow... you'll get used to it.

[Looow]

ROFL. What do you want us to do? Cut it in half so it would fit?

[cocoalightning27]

lol yea *pulls out butcher knife*

gimme 400 dollars and I'll do it.:P

[DanielleMaria05]

Well, just tell him that u are, don't let him go all the way in, and if you want him to, i guess just more and more each time, slowly, you'll stretch out.. (hope thats pg.. sorry if not)

[l_baybeexgrl_l]

sand it down with some sandpaper. or use a peeler.

^^^^ rotfl .. theres other 'fishes' in the sea.. with. .smaller package?

[iheartsimba]

push really hard?

[sweetdreamsx3]

Have him finger you or something.. or just don't do it. You're making yourself sound like a slut in my opinion, right now.

[xXirockhardXx]

LMFAO!! Hmmm. Cant really help you but i can tell you just dont have sex with him.

[gaby]

Aren't chotes like, when your d**k is larger in width than height? Is that what you're talking about?

And maybe u and his ex are too small

Hehe, it's chode. If that is the problem, then how sad, but I don't think it is. Yea, just buy some lube, or abstain from sex. I hope that you aren't too young , and as always use a condom. "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool", make sure to tell him that. If it still can't fit after using lubes then just don't have sex. ORRR, buy a vibrator to get used to a penis, then have sex . Kidding!!!

[perfectxflaw23]

I don't think I would mind big, but I don't know because I've never had like.. HUGE or anything. I've only ever been with one guy, and will ever be. But if you really must do it, you'll have to deal with the pain. I would expect it would become less painful the more you do it. But whatever. You could also just chop it in half or something. But I doubt that would solve much.

[ilauqh]

when i clicked this i wasn't expecting u meant that... but now i know lol... sorry, i dont know what u can do.. so if u do it wit him, good luck.

[xquizit]

lube up.

[angelrevelation]

Well thats not his fault....if it cant fit, then it just cant. unless you want pain...but the pain will turn into pleasure =)

i never understood why IT being big is a great thing... not that it's BAD but i mean... why's it good? srry i'm only 13...

[*salcha*]

then don't do it. there are other ways to be satisfied. ^hah. But if you want to, you will have to take the pain with it, because I don't know if there is anything you can do to make it easier.

exactly.

[tofuburger]

make him take a really cold shower.

[angel-roh]

DOWN therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre? If so, you're very perverted. That's just WRONG.


Anyways. Umm if you meant weight. Hahahaha you're calling your boyfriend "too big"? then why did you even dated him in the first place? I mean if you don't like how his look, then go for another guy. I mean does he like how he looks. If he does, then leave him alone. If you can take that, then go off with someone else. eesh that's not a hard thing.

[starlette]

number one, its not perverted. Its a part of life. get over it. Number two, it is not making her sound like a slut. Its not like this is the 25th guy shes slept with. Obviously if her goods are too tight, she hasnt slept with very many. My advice: (trying to keep this as clean as possible so I'll use medical terms?) Make sure u are fully aroused, because the body makes a natural lubricant, and make sure he takes it very slow. Please remember, the vagina is designed to stretch to fit a baby. Now, if his goods are the size of a baby head, he needs to see someone about that. But trust me, its not too big. Just tell him to be slow and patient and you will get used to it. And be careful :)

[*Azarel*]

Get yourself an Asian weenie.
Harhar.

And don't take this seriously, people. I'm joking around.

[toodlepops.]

thre's really nothing you can do bout it.

[dani41790]

lol uhh just tell him to be gentle till you umm fit it? haha omg idk

[Haruka]

ok, if you don't know what to do and you come to the CB forum - where i bet alot these girls are too young to even have sex - and ask them what to do, then you are way too young/immature to have sex.

But if you wanna get knocked up that's your problem not mine.
Try Ky sexual lubricant if you're that desperate

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

dont be afraid because ur b.f's thingy is too big. i guess hmm...im trying to think of a way to say this in a PG13 way. lol. dont think that hes too big for you because if his thingy cant fit then how do you think you're gonna push a baby out of it? lol.

what you do is this: you guys just do foreplay longer than you usually do. let him do things to you so you get umm how do i put this...lets say really hot. this will loosen and relax your down there area which will make it easier for his thingy to fit. :D hope that helps.

jackie

[someflipguy]

CB is to strick with this PG-13 shizzz... Sex is part of life why can't people get descriptive about it.. Its not like mostly all the people here don't already know about it...

Sorry I was going off subject...

Like Karamelle and Jakie said its not to big, Birth of baby... thats all I got to say.. And, KY Jelly Baby, that is my life saver!!!

[booger butt]

I dont want to sound mean but just deal with it or stop complaining.

It happens. Dont fight/complain about what you cant change

[Ombra]

ok heres what i think. tell him to lube up his tube and wrap his present or take a tater tot peeler to it. there totaly PG-13! GO ME!

[xj_liana_tx]

oh wow... um.. don't force it... for your own welfare

[lilphoenix]

Then he's too big.

That's it.

Nothing more.

[Mireh]

cut it off, and share it with mee.

=O

[Mireh]

wups. double post. ^_^;

[mouse_3k]

my guy is too "big" for me...what do i do...

WTF!? wht kinda question is tht honestly?! damn how do we answer this?

if you dont like it then dump him and find someone smaller I guess or freakin Circumsize him or Castrate him. theres nothing you can really do..gosh..kinda weird topic

[EmmalieV]

two words...penis enlarger no doubt! no matter what he says human anatomy does not allow something like that to happen. every man will fit in every girl. always.

of course it will fit butt it will hurt.

[ItzOnlySydney]

put it in hot water and shrink it!

[audory]

hahahaha ^^^^^^ yeah. put it in hot water, wash thoroughly with soap, then tumble dry low, and voila! instant package shrinker. i'm just kidding [obviously]. lubricant lubricant. [sp?]

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

haha like the other person said SPREAD THE LEGS WiDE! no d**k is too big for a P**sy, cos i learned in girls inc [ a girls club thingy sorta] that no matter how big a d**k is our pussys can expand to fit it. so ahaha itll hurt at first but PAiN iS PLEASURE.

hump til dawn.

[someflipguy]

^^^haha hump till dawn thats funny

[StarlitxFrosT]

i honestli duno how were sposed 2 help u on this one

[cLinT_wEStw0oD]

when i said penis enlarger i was dead serious...either youre not totally aroused and youre doing this for the hell of it or he needs to see somebody about it...one way or the other EVERY GUY FITS INTO EVERY GIRL. ALWAYS!!

[njgurl412]

either its too bad for u or too bad for him... you'll find so way to make it "smaller"

[blah1234567]

it will hurt just for a few seconds but when you get started i dont think it will hurt as much...i dunno.hmmmm.... well mabye you can have oral together

[Mr. Slowjamz]

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WTF!? wht kinda question is tht honestly?! damn how do we answer this?

if you dont like it then dump him and find someone smaller I guess or freakin Circumsize him or Castrate him. theres nothing you can really do..gosh..kinda weird topic

castrate ...i dont want to hear that word ever again

[parallel]

the thing is, is he.. aware of the issue? have you trie d before? if he's gagging fo rit you may just have to grin and bear it....
its not his fault he has been given a giant cock. ah well.... he can always do fetish porn if it gets too much for him

Dude..you are funny yet scary..haha..I kinda agree though

Oh wait! Just have him start taking steroids... Oh..but you wouldn't want to have it with a girl huh..? Tough luck I guess..

[nightsong]

I say you should cut off half of his penis.

xo, Pauline

[tchotchke]

Get yourself an Asian weenie.
Harhar.

And don't take this seriously, people. I'm joking around.

HAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa. I second that!

[Trolling]

HAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa.  I second that! 

... Gawsh... Hmm put him in cold Mucho shrinkage

[aznhunnie6o1]

Are you using this guy for sex...?

Wow.. Well.. if you really want to fcuk him, then deal with the pain.

[tchotchke]

This girl is obviously not comnig back to read this. She only has five posts. It's apparent that she only came here to ask for advice on such a silly topic.

[shortvi3tlaydee]

lol i thought u meant big as in fat... maybe make it obvious that you dont wanna yeah but maybe just say your not quite ready or go through the pain advil or something haha

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

Well... theres only one way i guess. i hope my reply isnt too dirty =]

You either..... Masturbate, or have ur boyfriend finger u until ur somewhat loose enough to let him get inside...

And remember .......

as roxy said =]

LUBE UP!

[*AngelicEyz00*]

A guy can never be too big

[*Weird addiction*]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!! HHAHHAHAHAHA...well u should open ur legs wide, VERY wide...sorry i cant help u, my guys r usually my size...or maybe he isnt too big, maybe ur thing is too small

[Fatality]

Mmk.
Since this problems comes up a lot with my friends..
I'll tell you what i tell them.

You actually need to be aroused before having sex.
Both of you.
When a female is sexually eroused the muscles down there with loosen and the opening will expand. If he still is to big to fit, then stick to other ways of satisfaction.

It also depends on if your a virgin. If you are you possibly might be over-reacting.
If you had sex a few times then it's really nothing to worry about. Your going to have endur the pain.

[Yrpsyuna]

-_-

[eqoCENTRiK]

sand it down with some sandpaper. or use a peeler.

lmfao

[katssso]

ha, just deal with it.

[kokosofly]

Don't have sex with him

[Liquid_Massacre]

sand it down with some sandpaper. or use a peeler.

HAH, ow much? I'd like to see that happen, I'd die. [& when I say die, I mean, laugh my f**king ass off]

[blah1234567]

you guys wanna hear the most ignoreant thing ever? i can get a f**king d**k into my...yeah...but i cant put in a stupid tampon!!!!

[HoodieObsessed]

you guys wanna hear the most ignoreant thing ever? i can get a f**king d**k into my...yeah...but i cant put in a stupid tampon!!!!

haha, tha'ts pretty bad....I sue tampons every day, lol, wheenie.

[Trolling]

you guys wanna hear the most ignoreant thing ever? i can get a f**king d**k into my...yeah...but i cant put in a stupid tampon!!!!

Thats not possible... Unless the dudes you eff are like uhh "small"?

[bad_girl]

plastic surgery? hey.. why does it matter, anyway?

[miss barnes]

u better get some k-y jelly and just work with it.

[shortiiex]

woah.....oh god...um....i don't know what too say..i thought girls like big ones..

[mouse_3k]

castrate  ...i dont want to hear that word ever again

castrate castrate castrate castrate castrate castrate castrate

you can always go for a girl? if you want a no weiner person.

[X-Zeifer]

Ask him if its a boner.

[lilphoenix]

haha, tha'ts pretty bad....I sue tampons every day, lol, wheenie.   

you sue them or use them?

[you suck]

ah we girls r like goldilocks, its either too much or too little. its never just right. anyways...hmm do u mean big widthwise? maybe if it aint that wide but kinda long he can take it easy. i personally wouldnt know. well good luck n dont do anything that hurts u, unless ur into that kinda thing ;)

[aznxdreamer]

dear, your just too small.

[apple.]

r u a guy or a girl ? oO"

[hotswimmerchick0...]

believe me it will hurt at first or the second time to but soon it wont anymore just take ur time and be relaxed

[beambitious]

wow we're really interested in sex now aren't we?
cb should have a sex section lmao

[maliitashun]

lmao.. some of these answers..

[crashingg]

ah we girls r like goldilocks, its either too much or too little. its never just right.

ohh mann that is a perfect saying!! aha

[rememberme]

Hahah.

Ouch!