Stupid things guys say, haha |
 Feb 28 2005, 08:56 PM
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Your mom goes to college..  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541  |
Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things
ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw No lie^^ |
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Feb 28 2005, 09:07 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
umm...ok?
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Feb 28 2005, 09:07 PM
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...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
dumb computer made me double post.
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Feb 28 2005, 09:11 PM
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Your mom goes to college.. Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541 |
QUOTE(Shattered_Hope @ Feb 28 2005, 9:07 PM) umm...ok?  ^haha |
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Feb 28 2005, 09:12 PM
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Your mom goes to college.. Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541 |
Sorry.. idk I laugh at everything
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Feb 28 2005, 09:31 PM
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 Ooh, Miranda. Group: Member Posts: 234 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,609 |
nothing really funny was said to me..
QUOTE Sorry.. idk I laugh at everything hahah
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Feb 28 2005, 11:04 PM
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Your mom goes to college.. Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541 |
hahaha.. this post is so lame
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Feb 28 2005, 11:15 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
hmm guys at my school say such stupid (but hilarious) things all the time... cant think of any right now though
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Feb 28 2005, 11:30 PM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,200 |
LOL ok i have some
"I'm not conceited!! i AM funny and i AM hot!" "whats a period?" "your hair smells like hair" "girls are gay" |
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Feb 28 2005, 11:33 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE(TootsInTraining2 @ Feb 28 2005, 6:11 PM) ^haha Please don't spam. If you don't like the topic, don't post in it. No one forced you to. |
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Feb 28 2005, 11:49 PM
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hahaha, those doesn't make sense
but have you heard of I lost my number, can i have yours?
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Feb 28 2005, 11:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,922 |
"hey there cinderrella, Your a princess but whats your name"
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Mar 2 2005, 02:48 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
I was talking to my guy friend about girls' periods and stuff, and he was like:
"Hey...doesn't PMS stand for Period Mood Swings?" And I just shook my head at him. He also thought that PMS happened DURING a girl's period. He didn't believe me when I said PMS stood for Pre Menstrual Syndrome. Just one of the stupid things guys say. |
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Mar 2 2005, 02:57 AM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Feb 28 2005, 8:33 PM) Please don't spam. If you don't like the topic, don't post in it. No one forced you to. ummm, who spammed? am I missing something here? plus, the person you qouted (TootsInTraining2) made the topic! how could she spam her own topic?! why would she?! how is saying "haha" spamming?! okay, maybeI jsut don't know what spamming is, could someone explain? 
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Mar 2 2005, 03:04 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE(HoodieObsessed @ Mar 1 2005, 11:57 PM) ummm, who spammed? am I missing something here? plus, the person you qouted (TootsInTraining2) made the topic! how could she spam her own topic?! why would she?! how is saying "haha" spamming?! okay, maybeI jsut don't know what spamming is, could someone explain? Oh, okay, that was just me being stupid. I didn't really look at the member name. That's why people should have big flashy signatures so we know who's talking! 
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Mar 2 2005, 03:07 AM
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nope, nothing really said to me =/
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Mar 2 2005, 03:22 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
okay, so my friend danny a long time ago was on the phone with me, and somehow we got on the topic of mydol. Hes like, whats mydol. And I was like are u kidding? then he was like (to his sister) Kaylynn bring me a dictionary, I gotta look up something. A few seconds later hes like, but but but..it isnt IN here. so cute. boys are dumb.
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Mar 2 2005, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(karamelle @ Mar 2 2005, 12:22 AM) okay, so my friend danny a long time ago was on the phone with me, and somehow we got on the topic of mydol. Hes like, whats mydol. And I was like are u kidding? then he was like (to his sister) Kaylynn bring me a dictionary, I gotta look up something. A few seconds later hes like, but but but..it isnt IN here. so cute. boys are dumb. omg, I must soudn like the biggest loser but...what's mydol?! 
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Mar 2 2005, 03:34 AM
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RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
QUOTE(HoodieObsessed @ Mar 2 2005, 3:29 AM) omg, I must soudn like the biggest loser but...what's mydol?! hehe, its a pain killer specially designed for girls to relieve PMS symptoms. (cramping, mood swings, nasea etc.) It sucks. I prefer advil. But danny has 4 sisters, 3 of which are older than him, so he should have known. |
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Mar 2 2005, 03:50 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
some of my guy friends are stupid:
"whats a tampon... wait... ooooh" "wat?! girls periods last till they're like 50 non stop? no wonder they're cranky all the time" "are all girls born bi or something?" |
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Mar 2 2005, 04:37 AM
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 naďvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
QUOTE(dani41790 @ Mar 2 2005, 4:50 PM) "wat?! girls periods last till they're like 50 non stop? no wonder they're cranky all the time" LOL!!  The male species would die out if they, too, had periods.A conversation between me and my 2 guy friends (in math class): A: "Hey, why do girls get cranky when they get their periods?" me:  "Because it's annoying."B: "It's just a bit of blood. Big deal." *scoffs* me: "How would you like it to suddenly find a puddle of thick blood in your pants, and then expect to live with that for the next six days?!" A: "You mean it lasts for the entire time?" me: *nods* B: "Even when you're sleeping?" me: "Yes." B: "Ooh, that must be inconvenient." me: "You can bet your sweet life it is." A: "I always thought they lasted a few seconds.. like just a few drops.."me: "OMG, NO." Men are clueless.
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Mar 2 2005, 04:59 AM
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RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
oh I wish. a few drops...gee. They should pay more attention in health class. Lol!
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Mar 2 2005, 05:11 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol there are alot of stupid things guys have said to me...lemme think...ah..
"Ok katie...let's say we were driving across the bridge and a huge tidal wave was about to hit the bridge and our car...you know?! Just incase that happens...could you sit in the passenger side because you could roll up the window faster then i could." ~Elliott..and he was being dead serious. i couldn't help laugh  Me-"  Brad...i think...I'm going to dump Stephen"Brad-"oh..Is it because I'm so hott and dreamy?" lol that made me smile, but it was kinda mean of him lol i mean c'mon i was crying and all, but i guess it did make me feel better "You would be a really good Yellow Ranger" lol some stupid guy "You look like you're asian...but i'm not sure if you are....because you don't have that annoying accent"-some other stupid guy "Your father must be a baker..because you have really nice buns" - lol omg i forgot who told me that, it was so stupid. |
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Mar 2 2005, 06:04 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
this is a conversation between one of my friends from church and i...
boy: so how many shirts are you packing for the retreat? me: 4 shirts... and 4 camis. boy: aight, good. boy: wait... what's camis? me: camisoles. boy: .... yeaaaah? what are camisoles? me: ... you're kidding me. boy: ... me: they're the tanktops with spaghetti straps and... they... have a... *cough* built in bra. boy: huh? confusing. boy: what's a built in bra? me: dude, you could figure that out by common sense. what's wrong with you?? boy: T^T boy: so you wear a bra, and then the cami, and then a shirt, and then a jacket? i got it! me: no, you don't got it. the cami already has the bra prepared for you. the bra is attached to the cami. boy: oh. OHHHHHH. me: ... yea. how quaint. |
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Mar 2 2005, 07:15 AM
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naďvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Mar 2 2005, 7:04 PM) this is a conversation between one of my friends from church and i... boy: so how many shirts are you packing for the retreat? me: 4 shirts... and 4 camis. boy: aight, good. boy: wait... what's camis? me: camisoles. boy: .... yeaaaah? what are camisoles? me: ... you're kidding me. boy: ... me: they're the tanktops with spaghetti straps and... they... have a... *cough* built in bra. boy: huh? confusing. boy: what's a built in bra? me: dude, you could figure that out by common sense. what's wrong with you?? boy: T^T boy: so you wear a bra, and then the cami, and then a shirt, and then a jacket? i got it! me: no, you don't got it. the cami already has the bra prepared for you. the bra is attached to the cami. boy: oh. OHHHHHH. me: ... yea. ROTFLMAO!!! XD |
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Mar 2 2005, 10:19 AM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
Some boys are so dumb! Lucky there are a few out there that get periods, and undstand that they suck...
Lucky Me!! |
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Mar 2 2005, 05:03 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
my schools in spanish but everyting they says is comedic.
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Mar 2 2005, 07:06 PM
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lol ok heres one.
Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there. Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of? Brett: solid. Me: no Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.* * NEXT PERIOD * Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW! Me: yes? Brett: its a liquid Me: GOOD! Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick? Me: *headdesk* _____________________ Ryan: hey meg, did you sit in something red? Me: Omg! *tears up* Ry: meggy meggy its alright, we can get the paint out of your pants. Me: omfg. *cries* Ry: *holds me* really meg we have some good paint.. er.. getter.. outer? Me: ry its not paint you cute idiot *cries* i started my period. Ry: aww ... blood paint, how sweet. *teases me* Me: OMG *pinches him* ^ it was stupid but cute cause he made me feel better. ^^ brett is an idiot sometimes Some guy: Hey baby can i hold your barbie cause i cant hold you? Some other guy: I have a bull.......... you wanna ride it? *wink wink* ^ morons |
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Mar 2 2005, 07:16 PM
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okay, staiyng on the period topic...
The day of my first period I'm like "omg mom, I think I got my first period" my brother malcolm walks into the room "what? you finally learned how to use puntuation?!" I'm like "no you idiot it's....oh nvm...." how out of it can you get??!?! 
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Mar 2 2005, 07:22 PM
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well, this is more a funny thign a guy can do, not say..and acutlaly it was kidna mean, I still don't know wether it was on purpose...
I'm in woodworkign screwing soem screws into my project and one of the guys walks over and is like "oh wait, I tihnk you're doing that wrong" I'm like "what? it looks good to me" and he's liek "wiat, let me look at it" picks it up "hmmm" he fiddles with it a little bit and examins the screw...the clock is ticking away..I'm getting kinda fed up at this point "omg, it's fine, give it back please" and he's liek "wait, hold on...." SNAP "omg, I'm so sorry it jsut..umm...snaped it was ummm..fine before...I" I'm like "omfg you moron! give that back" he's liek "wait, I can fix it jsut a moment.." SNAP BANG, the wood crashes to the floor "you clumsy off give that tooo me" my eyes fill with tears against my orders "oh, well, thanks" I turn away" and he's liek "I'm really sorry...here" I turn around and he hands me a peice of wood completely unfished and rough, I'm like "thanks jeff "...I sure hope he didn't that by axident by golly cause, grrr, otherwise he can say goodbye to his straight nose... 
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Mar 3 2005, 05:52 PM
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 j'adore =) Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 107,848 |
here are a couple of the funniest lines i've been told!
"there's something on your leg....my hand!" (not so much a line but it still made me laugh) "if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together!" |
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Mar 3 2005, 07:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 57 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,407 |
"Girl, you must be tired 'cus you been running in my mind all day."
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Mar 3 2005, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Mar 2 2005, 6:04 AM) this is a conversation between one of my friends from church and i... boy: so how many shirts are you packing for the retreat? me: 4 shirts... and 4 camis. boy: aight, good. boy: wait... what's camis? me: camisoles. boy: .... yeaaaah? what are camisoles? me: ... you're kidding me. boy: ... me: they're the tanktops with spaghetti straps and... they... have a... *cough* built in bra. boy: huh? confusing. boy: what's a built in bra? me: dude, you could figure that out by common sense. what's wrong with you?? boy: T^T boy: so you wear a bra, and then the cami, and then a shirt, and then a jacket? i got it! me: no, you don't got it. the cami already has the bra prepared for you. the bra is attached to the cami. boy: oh. OHHHHHH. me: ... yea. how quaint. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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Mar 3 2005, 09:28 PM
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 hiya. Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,187 |
QUOTE(karamelle @ Mar 2 2005, 3:22 AM) okay, so my friend danny a long time ago was on the phone with me, and somehow we got on the topic of mydol. Hes like, whats mydol. And I was like are u kidding? then he was like (to his sister) Kaylynn bring me a dictionary, I gotta look up something. A few seconds later hes like, but but but..it isnt IN here. so cute. boys are dumb. i thought it was midol...maybe that`s why he didnt find it...but anyways yeah guys can be really dumb |
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Mar 3 2005, 09:55 PM
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"You punch like a girl." - i am a girl, & plus i was in a weird position, so i couldn't quite punch him hard.
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Mar 3 2005, 10:16 PM
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"wow...you smell like you =]"
"i trust you soo much, it's amazing" <== uhh that was kind've confusing for me...i'm slow sometimes... "HE WANTS TO ASK YOU OUT BUT HE'S TOO SHY TO! oh i mean....NEVER MIND!!!!" <== haha i had a good laugh on that |
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Mar 3 2005, 10:44 PM
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 sunny Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,919 |
Boyfriend: GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY!!!
Me: Lol. How so? Boyfriend: I dunno!! >< BUT YOU ARE!! Boyfriend: DAMN I WISH I`M A GIRL IN MY NEXT LIFE!!! Gosh, that made me fall off my chair.. |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:00 PM
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everything.. lol
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Mar 3 2005, 11:10 PM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
it was something like. "HEY YOU...yes you, you have buns of steel women! "
it made me laugh soo hard... |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:35 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
That would have to be the classic "why do you have a period" thing.
one time a very rude green day hater came up to me and said " why in green day's video BOBD do they say i walk alone yet in the video there are 3 people walking?? " "you're such a girl." |
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Mar 3 2005, 11:52 PM
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[quote=Ombra,Mar 2 2005, 4:06 PM]
lol ok heres one. Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there. Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of? Brett: solid. Me: no Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.* * NEXT PERIOD * Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW! Me: yes? Brett: its a liquid Me: GOOD! Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick? Me: *headdesk* HAHAHAHAA....ahh, tha'ts jsut too good... |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:00 AM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
a freaky chat with this dude in my class
dude-i like u. u have to like me cause im hot. so lets go make out. me-wtf? dude-i said... me- i heard wha u said. dude-well lets go then me-um NO dude-why? me-um...first of all i dont like u dude-uh yes u do me- no i dont. dude-whatever... so do u want to make out? |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:04 AM
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tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
QUOTE(CUTEBUNNY160 @ Mar 4 2005, 12:00 AM) a freaky chat with this dude in my class dude-i like u. u have to like me cause im hot. so lets go make out. me-wtf? dude-i said... me- i heard wha u said. dude-well lets go then me-um NO dude-why? me-um...first of all i dont like u dude-uh yes u do me- no i dont. dude-whatever... so do u want to make out? ugh freaky guys 
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Mar 4 2005, 01:05 AM
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ok im gonna say something. if you like it, you can take it. if you dont like it, you can give it right back.
... i wanna be on you. |
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Mar 4 2005, 01:19 AM
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A few of my guy friends were going through my purse and they found some tampons and pads....
me: hey didnt i tell u guys not to go thru that? guy 1: what are those? *points to tampons and pads* me: erg..... guy 2: I know those flat things are the SUGAR PACKS YOU JACK FROM HOTELS RIGHT? me.: erg... guy 1: *sarcasticallly* yea and those round ones are those crispy egg rolls. guy 2: really? can i have one? me: no. T.T my guy friends are such losers. also: me: are you ticklish? guy: Why dont you find out? DONT TICKLE ME! me: *reaches finger over* guy: *starts running* Ticklish? or WHAT?! lOl
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Mar 4 2005, 01:22 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
hm. I'm a guy. But my friend said something too funny.
Chem class, watchin video, mentions that water has oxygen in it. Him: hey if water has oxygen in it, can't we just drink water 24/7 and not breathe? me: ...can you breathe underwater? =X him: O.O ohhhh yeaaaaaaaa..hahaha. |
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Mar 4 2005, 08:07 PM
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One guy in my english was like "Oh I had my period and I couldn't get in my locker so I had to go home" It was his reason for being late for class!
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Mar 4 2005, 08:49 PM
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 Yea Yea. Group: Member Posts: 837 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,366 |
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? My ex-boyfriend before he went out with me asked like one of my girl friend's that and she's like aww and felt special but then he went and asked the same thing to our 55 year old psycho english teacher. LOL.
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Mar 4 2005, 11:11 PM
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 I watch you while you sleep. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,068 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,685 |
Me: *random* Do you like llamas?
Boy: I hate llames. Me: Why? Boy: When I was four or something, I went to this zoo... and this llama salivated on me. And he made me cry. *pout*  Boy: Can I fertilize your eggs?  xo, Pauline |
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Mar 4 2005, 11:15 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
me: hey! nicole, nice led pencil you got there!
 nicole: thanks. the boys: PSHSYAYAHAHAHA.. PENCIL!! What perverted a-holes.
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Mar 5 2005, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(TootsInTraining2 @ Feb 28 2005, 6:56 PM) Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw No lie^^ umm...okay here's one that my crush said "wow u're strong" here's one that was from a sweet and cute caring guy that said..."(my name) are you alright?that was when i was hit wit a ball at recess. |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:07 AM
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 cameraman swing the focus! Group: Member Posts: 1,880 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,328 |
Guy : Does my butt look big in these pants?
Me: They look good Guy : How about my (censor)? Me: It looks alright I suppose Guy : EW! why did you look there?! Me: i don't know, you asked me. |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:19 AM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
my guy friend (simon) has prety bad nose bleeds at night sometimes i swear its some illness or somthing anyway heres the conv
me: so you can keep a tissue in all night yea? simon: no duh it will jst sog up and be all nasty in the morning me: so wat are you gna do? simon: i have the best solution. did u know tampons work the best? me:. . . . . . simon taht is sick simon: i know but it works! . . . . bit of an idiot, but he still does it. |
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Mar 5 2005, 09:01 AM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
One day in English class (at like 12:00) this guys cell goes off. The teacher looks up and goes,
"What was that?" "My 7:00(am) alarm" lmfao-He's so stupiddddd _________ Please note we were takin a test when this happened- Doug: Why do girls get their period? Me: I dunno. It's like how you guys get wet dreams. Doug: *yells* GUYS GET WET DREAMS????? ___________ And there was this really retarded joke he told to EVERYONEEE >.< "My first job ever was in a pickle factory. I got fired for putting my finger in a pickle slicer. *points to me* Guess she got fired too. Ew ew ew. I can't believe I like him >.< |
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Mar 5 2005, 09:43 AM
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 turn off the world. turn on my music. Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,691 |
wow. men are stupid. and PMS stands for PLAINLY, MEN SUCK.
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Mar 5 2005, 09:56 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
QUOTE(TootsInTraining2 @ Feb 28 2005, 11:04 PM) hahaha.. this post is so lame please don't spam, thank you. i'm just gonna say whatever to this topic coz guys can be so lame at times. |
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Mar 5 2005, 11:27 AM
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 I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
Guys are stupid but hilarious !! There's this one dude in my English class. He's always like .. "Erm .. Mr. Yearwood .. I don't get it". He says it all slow and then he slowly points his hand to the overhead. XD
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Mar 5 2005, 12:14 PM
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 1000 Words..Have Never Been Spoken Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,204 |
QUOTE(sexii_dessert @ Feb 28 2005, 11:30 PM) LOL ok i have some "I'm not conceited!! i AM funny and i AM hot!" "whats a period?" "your hair smells like hair" "girls are gay" lol nice...=P |
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Mar 12 2005, 04:20 PM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
This was kinda mean.. but i don't think he realized it:
me: (has more cover up than usual) eric: hey! your acne is all cleared up! aren't you happy? I was like woah yesterday cuz you had a lot of acne yesterday..but this a way bigger woah! me: (blushes like crazy - and hides her face) |
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Mar 12 2005, 04:35 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
QUOTE(K!$$ @ Mar 2 2005, 4:37 AM) LOL!! The male species would die out if they, too, had periods.A conversation between me and my 2 guy friends (in math class): A: "Hey, why do girls get cranky when they get their periods?" me: "Because it's annoying."B: "It's just a bit of blood. Big deal." *scoffs* me: "How would you like it to suddenly find a puddle of thick blood in your pants, and then expect to live with that for the next six days?!" A: "You mean it lasts for the entire time?" me: *nods* B: "Even when you're sleeping?" me: "Yes." B: "Ooh, that must be inconvenient." me: "You can bet your sweet life it is." A: "I always thought they lasted a few seconds.. like just a few drops.."me: "OMG, NO." Men are clueless.If that was true then life would be soooooooo much more easier. |
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Mar 13 2005, 12:08 AM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
QUOTE(Ombra @ Mar 2 2005, 7:06 PM) Ryan: hey meg, did you sit in something red? Me: Omg! *tears up* Ry: meggy meggy its alright, we can get the paint out of your pants. Me: omfg. *cries* Ry: *holds me* really meg we have some good paint.. er.. getter.. outer? Me: ry its not paint you cute idiot *cries* i started my period. Ry: aww ... blood paint, how sweet. *teases me* Me: OMG *pinches him* aaw that sounds cute! "Blood paint" Guys are so stupid expecially this one guy, Jason, who is such a pervert .Me: F*** YOU ALL!! Jason: REALLY?!?!? you wanna F*** me!!! ^^^ Jason is always saying perverted things to me, but that one was just sick
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Mar 13 2005, 12:59 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
soft like a straw? ROFL!!!! wtf.
anyways i heard hmm "your hair feels like a paper" is what i heard from this guy... i couldnt stop laughing... i thought it was funny... but stupid in the same way. strwbrrykiwi23 --- that's hilarious. it happened to me too. when i said like me: im going to have a hectic schedule this week. him: really? that's great. me: what? why? him: well you said you have an awesome schedule this week. that's good isn't it? me: i didn't say it was awesome. i said it was hectic. good: i know that's good. me: wtf?! him: gosh...why you don't like your awesome schedule? him: awesome is hectic. me: hahahahahahaha. do you know what hectic means? him: um...no. me: STUPID!!!! it means busy. GOSH STUPID |
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