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 Feb 27 2005, 09:26 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.<  Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244  |
I have nothing against blondes and actually a lot of them are really smart... i just thought this joke was kinda funny though... >.<
A Blonde, Brunette, and a Red Head go on a road trip and get in an accident... none survived. Suddenly, they are at the foot of a gigantic pearly white stair case with God peering down from the top. God tells them in his booming voice that there are exactly 100 steps and that with every 5 steps He was going to tell a joke. If they laughed they were to go to Hell. The Red Head goes first step by step and at the 65th step laughs and is sent to hell. Thinking that she would last the Brunette goes next and reaches the 80th step and laughs and is sent to hell. Finally the blonde starts going along pretty well. Suddenly while on the 99th step she burst out in a hysterical laughter. God frowned and said "Why is it that you are laughing? I havent even told you a joke!" The blonde replies, "ha ha... yah but I just finally got the first one!" yah sorry i had a good laugh at it  ooh and here's another one... but its a short one. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool lol thats an oldie but i just remembered it. |
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Feb 27 2005, 09:30 PM
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funny
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Feb 27 2005, 09:32 PM
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 Philly Girl 4-life Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,772 |
That was good, but I got Better.
Blonde, Redhead and Brunette are told they are going to be stranded on a desert island for one-year (for a reality TV show) and they can only bring one thing, The three of them meet at the studio and the producers Ask them what they brought. The Redhead brought food and when askeed why she says "when i get hungry i can eat." The Brunette brought water and when asked why she replies " When i get thirsty, i can drink." The Blonde strolls in five minutes late carrying with her a car door, The producer asks why she brought it and the blonde replies "so when i get hot i can roll down the window." It's a lot easier to tell it then to write it..... 
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Feb 27 2005, 09:35 PM
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aNNa BaNaNa >.< Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 |
lol true true... id rather say it that write it, but that was funny ^^
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Feb 27 2005, 09:40 PM
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 j'adore dior Group: Member Posts: 289 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,477 |
What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?
Flaming Lips! |
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Feb 28 2005, 05:51 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol blonde jokes are the best.
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Feb 28 2005, 06:06 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Funny Stuff
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Feb 28 2005, 10:49 PM
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 Why is life such a burden? Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,737 |
LOL...thats funny! No hating against blondes but i like blonde jokes...
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Mar 1 2005, 01:11 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol. i liked those. real cute
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Mar 1 2005, 05:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
I like blonde jokes too.
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Mar 1 2005, 06:01 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
the first one is cute. my sister acts like that..even though she's asian
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