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 Feb 26 2005, 01:35 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.<  Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244  |
Hehe... i got this from a CG magazine and thought id pass the joke to yall >.<
A lady told her priest, "Father, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say 'Hi, We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed. "Bring your parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male taking parrots. My parrots read the Bible and will teach your parrots how to pray." The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priest's house. His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying. The Lady put her two female parrots into the cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" the female birds asked. One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" lol i thought it was funny. |
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Feb 26 2005, 09:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 266 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,889 |
lol thats kinda cool...
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Feb 26 2005, 10:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
i think that one was already posted
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Feb 27 2005, 03:13 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
whoaa nice joke lol
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Feb 27 2005, 03:16 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Hahaha... pray for a hooker to pay a visit to your house?
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Feb 28 2005, 07:50 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahahahahh. i found it rather funny.
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Mar 1 2005, 01:13 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol. i liked it. i wouldnt have thought to end like that
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Mar 15 2005, 12:09 AM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
hehe cool joke
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