funny things people at your school did Options

[racoons > you]

yeah what funny things have happedned at yourschool?

the other day teh headmasters daughter brought his condoms into school and was sowing them to everyone. they were coffee flavoured! lovely... the head master spawning. now theres an image for you

also, at the sixth form valentines ball, the headboy and his best friend got drunk enough to get undressed and streak round the school and then down the highstreet.

[misoshiru]

hahahahahhahha...wow.

the most people at our school do is walk into doors (namely me) since our school is too conservative to let anything like that happen.

[racoons > you]

o i thought of something else,
johnny and vicki had sex in the chapel

[misoshiru]

O_o chapel?! wow. that must've been an enlightening religious moment. <sarcasm>

[racoons > you]

well it was enlightening for johnny, it was his first time. lol.

[ItzOnlySydney]

haha this one girl brought a firecracker to school. lit it w/ a lighter like 2 feet from the principal and tried to say "what are talking about! i don't have a lighter! i don't even know how to use one!" and she was lying through her teeth just diggin herself into a deeper hole lol

[sm0kinm0nky]

um iunno once my ss teacher said the "n" word. my band teacher colored his hair green and blue and he's like 50 years old with mad gray hair. and then once my health teacher threw chalk at this bird in our court yard

[racoons > you]

AH! SOMETHING ELSE! (IT ALL COMES FLOODING BACK IN BITS AND BOBS)

argh stupid caps lock. any way

someone through a lighter at the wall in the common room, and it exploded, so one of the posters caught fire, so they ripped it off the wall and stuffed it in the trash. so thn the trash caught fire, s othen they stamped it out. it was funny! we filled the whol ecastel with smoke. then tehy closed the common room. which sucked.

yeah people are dumb

[*xcaitlinx*]

lots of funny things happen at my school. since we're on the topic of condoms...well this kid [vivek] he brought a pack of condoms on the bus, opened one up, blew it up, and stuck it out the window and it was flying in the wind. hahah it was hilarious!

then he brought a lighter on the bus, lit a piece of paper on fire, and threw it at my friend. he started flipping out. omg it was scary / funny at the same time. he got suspended.

[snak3y3z1001]

back in 8th grrade. this huge nyc rat just ran across the room. my math teacher just freaked out. lol she was old too. most of the girls jumped on their chairs. i was laughing my head off. she made me go get the custodian. half-way across the room it came out again. lol out of reflex i grabbed my friends binder and threw it at the rat. lol killed it. few days later a giant bee just flew in the room. again she freaked out o_o lol she requested a room change

[imafreakinazn]

ummmmm
well i think the funniest thing that happened was that for our skating party for valentine's day, my friends [john and sella] where couple skating and they were like the only ones, so literally EVERYONE was taking pics of them.
and to top it off, john was getting back at his ex cuz she dumped him
i got quite a kick outta that.

[gelionie]

Quite a lot. It's not really funny, but more like, weird.

[Looow]

Hahaha. These are funny
However, I can't remember anything funny happening at my school.

[Chii]

MarchHare2UrAlice, i'd love to go to your school!!! there seems to be so much excitement...the only excitement i got from my school in the 3 years i've been there is that this one day like 2 weeks ago, this guy got jumped by 3 gang members who don't go to my school, it was right outside of my classroom but i didn't get to see anything my boyfriend was outside of my school waiting for me and he told me that he saw the security guards chasing some kids who ran out of the building...

[heyyfrankie]

wow! nothing like that has happed at my school! thank god!

the only thing big that happens is senior prank. the biggest prank was when the seniors put bubbles in the air conditioning systems and the whole school had to replace all of the vents!

[BOAmusics]

that was funny,
i don't know what funny at my school,
i saw this girl fall and roll from the 20ft stair down to the floor

nvm that not funny that sad.

[demolished]

1. a group of girls screaming at the yard duty for fun =D
2. some dude was playing grabbing diccks and buttholes .. both of them got owned pretty good.
3. someone kick the soccerball and hit a girl's face < -- the bitch i hate ..

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

Quite a lot. It's not really funny, but more like, weird.

lol yeah me too. stuf that just makes you go "wtf!?!"

[yukichan]

wow this topic is funny..
well there was a boy wearing a skirt the whole day..thats happened last year..
this year someone in my grade peed (im not sure if the spelling is right) in his pants b/c the teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom..lol..

[xSiLLyMex]

I dont remember nething funny happning at my school. But last year a couple dudes decided to scan money nd stuff. Nd they had the really good scanner or something? So yea the money looked real. They got caught. THe cops came. Nd yea. It was kinda sad cuz one of the dude's dad was a cop. So I felt bad. But thas the funniest it goes.

[parallel]

Hah...put condoms on people's lockers...

[BlissfulIgnoranc...]

the only thing i can remember..was in 8th grade at my old middle skool...my friend ryan imitated one of our administrators and he dismissed all of the classes from lunch..he sounded JUST like him..and umm..right now..at my skool.ppl have come dressed as pimps to skool...

[aztecs_ring]

my friend took out a paper bow he made under the table during manderin lesson

someone burped so loudly that the whole class can hear b4 the teacher comes
that's the funniest

[WhiteLotus*]

Quite a lot. It's not really funny, but more like, weird.

Exactly!

Plus, there's too many to count.

[nightsong]

This boy was trying to light his farts in my old school`s port-o-potty.

Eventually, he ended up burning the port-o-potty down, and had caused a big hole in the metal fence behind it.



xo, Pauline

[dani41790]

lol wow. umm idk wat the funniest thing that happened in my school was. i guess its just when like half the guys in my schools dressed like hookers the friday before halloween.

[racoons > you]

^^^

HA!!!!

umm... on their last day a couple of years ago two sixth forms drove by an evil eacher and s hot him with a water gun... thye got susoended on their last ever day of school. lol

[*wind&fire*]

uhh... my old metal works teacher used to chuck scrap metal at the window ... or go into the closet where all the matel was kept and chuck bowling balls around....

[TheSpoon]

we were talking about way people can live longer and stuff....like with heart transplant and stuff like that. then this guy say "scientists say you should stand next to tree. You can get oxygen"

[xdorkifiied]

the most recent funniest thing i can remember happening at my school is wen this kid in my class got an eraser stuck in his ear.. its still being made fun of to this day hehe

[sunissed14127]

last year someone brought a stink bomb to school and lit it off...and um...thats about all that i can remeber. more has probably happened, so when i think of it i'll edit my post.

[love-issosweet]

my guy friend at the end of the year pulled the fire alarm but he got into trouble....

[OriskybusinessO]

A lot of funny stuff happens at my school, mostly because of these kids andrew wes james and lucas... one time my gym teacher told us to get on the wall to line up and lucas was about to do a cavity search on wes. And then in health our teacher was outside and andrew and wes start sinign MC Hammer cant touch this and dancing with eachother, and then they started spanking eachother and it went too far... and one time we were taking a math test when andrew pretended his hand was trying to attack him, and then he started unzipping his pants in math class so he could ahem, jerk off and then our teacher started to stand up and get our tests and andrew zipped his pants up real fast, but i couldnt stop laughing. A lot of funny stuff happens here.

[*stephinika*]

hmm...thats a tough one. ooh, on april fools' a bunch of students got together in the early morning and a bunch of classrooms were in upheaval (sp?). some had the desks made into towers, some the entire classroom was reversed, etc.

[*Programmer*]

i know this is so wrong but at lunch time. back in high school..this kid that i knew...well...he feel down on the bleachers all the way from the top to the bottom...then tried to play it off by doing pushups at the bottom..lmao.... we helped him up because he collasped afterward but yeah....good times...i miss highschool

[azngrl7691]

wow this topic is funny..
well there was a boy wearing a skirt the whole day..thats happened last year..
this year someone in my grade peed (im not sure if the spelling is right) in his pants b/c the teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom..lol..

omg i find that really funny lol my ss teacher gives you detention for the time u spent in the bathroom in her class -_-

[Azn_Angel13]

i don't think there's nuthn funny happening at my school. all of ur schools sound so cool!

[Ington]

Once in the school yard, a guy cracked a lighter with his mouth and threw it at the ground. The lighter leaked its fluids and was in a small flame. He walked all happy and the lighter ignited itself and blew up. I would say the blast radius was around two feet. He was so scared. It was hilarious.

Another thing: Some people in the yard were playing with axe deoderant and a lighter. Now, incase you didn't know, Axe deoderant spray is extremely flammable. We knew this, and decided to make a flamethrower. We would start spraying the deoderant, and then ignite it with the lighter. My friend's shoelace caught fire and he didn't notice. But then he walked in snow. Lol.

We're damn pyromaniacs.

edited:

A post up there reminded me of something that happened in my school. A kid brought a stinkbomb to school, and set it off under where he was sitting in the auditorium. Now, he wanted to get up and leave so he wouldn't get caught, but he wasn't allowed to go anywhere because the dean came into the auditorium and wanted to talk to my grade about something important. Long story short; he got caught and smelled like crap too.

This post has been edited by ermfermoo: Feb 23 2005, 07:04 PM

[emo_in_urpanties]

when 2 black girls got in a fist fight after school...crowds were surrounding tha fight, n not even tha school campus cop could break up tha fite. it wuz truly funny.

[aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT]

the funny things at my school happen during the lunch rallies that we have before each big game..
they play games &some people do the craziest things

[*tweeak*]

some guys put spinners and underbody on the band trailor

[shortiiex]

LMAO

there was a lot funny things that happened in my class.....i just can't think of one right now

[*salcha*]

i don't know, it's more like stupid..
a girl at my school was so drunk, she threw up all over the classroom
there were police cars on our campus for that :/

[slipper]

- this guy had a toy that was suppose to look like a penis (or maybe it was a dildo) & put it in his pants with just the 'head' sticking out of the zipper. he was walking with it the whole day. though, i missed it.

- boys dressing drag in school pep rally's.

- people lighting a class on fire, lighting fireworks in the boys bathroom.

i know there are a lot more, i just can't remember. ill edit if i remember some.

my school is Krazy with a capitol K.

[EmmalieV]

my skool is filled with comedians.

[brand0n]

o i thought of something else,
johnny and vicki had sex in the chapel

lmfao

[*salcha*]

haha oh yeah, at my old school...the guys varsity volleyball team were looking at their shorts that come with the uniform, and they were like,"wtf? these are short shorts.."
so they ventured out to costco to buy...blue flowered beach shorts. we had the most attractive team out there hahahah

[LeSLiE]

Whenever I hear any of the "gangsta's" talking, it makes me laugh. It's funny.

[ikayto]

i cant rememebr a lot

but i remember a bunch of seniors tied a string to a hundred dollar bill and put it on the ground and watched as people tried to get while they yanked it lol

in my math class the fluorescent lighting was buzzing, so my teacher told this kid to get a ruler and tap it so it'd stop, and as soon as that kid touched the flouorecent bulb with the ruler, my teacher was like.."okay, now hold it there." and he held the ruler up to the ceiling for the whole period aha

some stupid people who wanted to get out of class for supposedly protesting the war in iraq said to leave 4th period at 12:04.......a walk out...pretty dumb seeing how period 4 gets out at 12:05.......okay?!aah

[the_crox]

these are all i remember... hmm.

*this one dude pissed in the soda machine and door knob. He brought a condom filled with his sperm in and blew it up. yeah. but it was hysterical!

*we took this poster from the trash and used it to skate down the hill, and my friend(he's kinda fat. really.) he fell on his ass f**king hard.

*dudes in my class pulled out a pubic hair and put it in their mouths! haha

*my best friend put dog shit on a guys cheeks while he was sleeping. lmfao, she used a stick.

[DanielleMaria05]

Um.. two years ago, the Drama dept had the stage set up for Flowers for Algernon. Well, a freshman and a Senior got it on, on the stage, and left something behind on the couch for the drama teacher to clean up. The funny thing is, when the stage is set up with props, they have cameras set up so no one steals anything, and they got them on tape, and sent it to their parents... Sad thing, freshman=14 senior=18.. bad

[KissMe2408]

lol oh man...I remember alot of those. lol besides my stupid friends scaring me by jumping outta my locker, haha. One of my friends thought it would be smart to stick a paperclip into the outlet during lab. That was interesting, lol. oh man and then all the senior guys caught over 100 cicadas and put them in the math hallway, lol all the girls freaked. twas funny. one time me n' joe went to the back of the stage and took one of those lift things and then he told me to sit in it, and he pushed me all around the hallways and everyone got mad, but it was fun lol i dunno there were alot of stupid things like that, just sitting in mr. nadolnys class or going to bowie would make everyday interesting

[racoons > you]

lol today... we were watching a seriously lame ass video about first aid, and we had the worlds most oblivous teacher, so charlie stole the remote and was sitting sat the back randomly make the tape stop and rewind and eject and crap, and she had no idea. she didnt have a clue... she though there wasnt any remote at all

she was all 'but it was wroking fine on tuesday...
yeah this went on for an hour, and so did not get old

we were all crying laughing by the end

[angel-roh]

I remembered when someone was wearing our school's mascot costume around our school... it was like bootay shaking too.... it was very funny, but he got into a deep trouble.

[JC4P]

i am the funny man at my school.

[xTINAA]

Last year girls opened up packages of pads and colored fake blood on it with markers and such and threw them in all the boys bathrooms. Both last year and this year, fires have started in a bathroom; the same one. Eh, I guess it's not very funny but it's all I can think of at the moment.
EDIT-- okay I remember a few more things
Well this happens each year but boys dress up as girls with wigs, fake boobs, and skirts; the works. And also last year my teacher had to go on maternity leave so we had a sub for about 3/4 of the year. Well anyways, there was a TV in our room and one of the kids had an extra remote to the TV. The first week that the sub was there we would start working on something and then the TV would go on and be on MTV or BET and the sub would turn it off and then of course the guy would turn it back on. And she said, "Hmm that's odd. Why does it keep turning back on? Is it broken?" And so someone said, "No. The TV is on a timer. It always comes on at around this time because Mrs. Hall (our original teacher) let's us watch MTV or BET while we work. And even if you shut it off it will keep turning back on because of the timer, so it's best to just leave it on." She actually believed us so we got to watch TV in that class until one day another teacher walked in when the Ying Yang Twins Salt Shaker video was on and yeah, we all got busted.

[XxArsonFreakxX]

my school is full of dumb people and i hang out with the dumbest people there who are the pranksters and the people who love attention the other dasy it had been rainin really hard and we dont have an indoor school so we had huge puddles and most of my friends just got on the benches and started jumping into puddles so they ended up having who could make the biggest splash until the end of lunch the funniest part that the dean was just standing there laughing his ass off and theres plenty more stories where those came from

[LuvsDogs387]

Well a news reporter came to our school to do an article on us or something. She interviewd the class clowns which was a bad mistake. Instead of answering the questions honestly they gave really stupid answers. Like "thats my african american friend over there I'm going to go give my homie a hug" and "oh no I didnt know that guy switched, hes wearing blue, oh no his gang is going to be so pissed." The reporter totally freaked and wrote a horriable article on our school. The principle was so mad he called the editors of the paper and...uhhh...gave them a piece of his mind. The guys didnt get in trouble tho, everyone felt she should have understanded they were just joking.

[zbrittanyz]

I wish my school was as interesting as all yours. All that happens at mine is fights. Unless you count all the times the fire alarm has been pulled. But that's so old.

[racoons > you]

we threw a christmas tree in the river today, when we went to do sketches. t'was muy comico

[nevernothere]

Well.. at a pep assembly, some guy tackled the mascot and ran for it.... and the track coach chased and tackled him... hahahaha

[xbernaa]

umm...oh at a noon time event..some girl ripped her pants while dancing..

[xPn0ykG8o8x]

All i remember is that some students put glue in the door's keyhole on one the math wing in our school and when a teacher put their key's in they couldn't get it in. They had to replace all the damaged door knobs hahaha. My school is always being graffited(sp) from 4 rival schools. I'll add more when i can remember.

[MasterNe0]

also, at the sixth form valentines ball, the headboy and his best friend got drunk enough to get undressed and streak round the school and then down the highstreet.

I think you would get arrested if u get undressed in my school dance.

[toodlepops.]

[size=1]MarchHare2UrAlice, i'd love to go to your school!!! there seems to be so much excitement..size]

agreed.
i wish my school was more like that.

[s0pnayish]

It's not really funny, but it's pretty stupid. Last year, some stupid freshmens decided to come to the school at night and decided to do some vandalizing- breaking some classroom windows and taking the golf carts and crashing them into things. However, the funny thing is that these stupid freshmen thought they could get away with it. But they didn't. They got caught and was sent to juvie.

[xhidethedetails]

This is not really funny but, these guys in our class found string on the floor and said it was there pubic hair and they were throwing it on everyone. And we locked my friend in the band closet. Thats all I can think of for now I will edit when I come up with more.

[greedybunny92]

At my old school, grade 6 and 7 will be in one class together, ok. so, once, my friend and i were back from the computer lab, then we saw a grade seven boy who was trying to fit into a locker... lolz stupid and then, when he tried to get out because he saw us, he hit his head and said 'ouch'.. lolz, it was sooo hilarious ^^

[char88]

this is kinda sick but watever the kid was a d**k and he had it coming. and its freakin hilarious.

so theres this kid who is severly lactose and tolleran(d**k who has it coming). ok so if milk touches his skin he'll break out in hives. so one day after before breakfast he he went to take a shower, and we had been planning this so we were ready when he got out of the shower. he was going back to his room when we jumped out of the room before his and started shooting him with super sokers filled with milk. yah that got us pretty close to expulsion.

well that kid did have it coming.

[char88]

just remembered another. and sorry if this grosses u out but it gave me a laugh.

*this stupid kid at my school took a crap in a cup and through it under this kids bed. then he thought if the kid saw the cup he would know it was him so he took the cup out from under the kids bed and the shit was gone it had fallen out under the kids bed. his room smelt like shit for two weeks until a room inspection where the kid saw the shit and through it out.

*later that week he found out who did it so he was seeking revenge. he thought the only way to get him back would be to fight fire with fire AKA shit with shit. so he took a crap in a cup and unfortunately he had stomach problems that week and lets just say it was more than one log, it was boarderline Diarrhea . he decided that putting it under his bed wouldnt do the trick so he poured it into the kids suite jacket pocket(which we have to wear every day to class). so this kid keeps his pens in his jacket pocket and when he pulled out a pen it was partially brown, and smelt terrible. he stuck his hand in the pocket and when it came out it had shit all over it. he asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher said no! we were dying in laughter cuz everybody new what had happend before he did. then he begged the teacher and she saw his hand. she asked him wat it was and he told her it was chocalate( no she didnt tell him to share with the class, but she told him he was getting a demerrit for eating in class. she told him to put away the chocalate and he asked to go to the bathroom to clean it off his hand, she told him yes , but hed get another demmerit!

we make jokes about his shitty hands till this day.

and he didnt have a girlfriend till the next year.

[racoons > you]

^^

harsh much!

that milk thing s seriously not funny, no matter how much he 'deserved it.

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[*lolita kitty*]

my school is fricken CRAZY...
a few months ago, all the 8th graders brought condoms to school and filled them with lotion or massage oil and threw them everywhere. now that was funny

[Levy2k6]

two or three kids got caugh in the dark rooms masturbating and stuff.. lol.

Edit: By Dark rooms i mean the ones in photography and stuff.

[Weird_I_Know]

nothing really happens at my school, cept at one of the dances, all the people in my group partnered up (girls and guys) and we all crossdressed, so in the yearbook it has pictures of all the girls in suits and guys in dresses...
o and one guy dresses as a cowboy and humped the mascot, it was during a prep rally and the principle fainted along with a cheerleader not getting caught and falling....

[mouse_3k]

me and my friends threw lubricant comdons on the ceiling of the main hallway

[picaso_smile]

Every football season during our pep rally to get us pumped up to beat our rivals, we have a fairy squad. fairies are bascily any guy that wants to participate- they wear tutus, colorful wigs, no shirts, paint players numbers on thier chests. Each is designated a football player and during the pep rally they "bless the players"... i.e. hug them, dance around them, kiss them....

[Levy2k6]

today we had a guess speaker... i forgot his name but he played with the San Antonio Spurs a couple of years back before retiring.. he was great.. he made guys and girls do tricks.. good waste of class time! lol

[Note]

The teachers who gave a damn dressed up like ghetto scarecrows for holloween. Gawd, I cant forget my homeroom teacher.

[jerry]

[WrathOfOnigo]

Wow my school is lame. The only thing funny i remember is in elm. school, 3rd grade, this boy pull out his penis and started showing it to everyone. I got an unwanted but very clear view of it.
T_T

[Just_Dream]

Hmm.. one time as a senior prank (3-4 years ago? I forgot when), the sneiors spray-painted some chickens green and let them loose on the campus. I wasn't there to witness it but I heard it was funny. Although, they spray painted some trees and cut them down.. I'M A TREEHUGGER!

There's other funny stuff lol. OOOH! On the day before Halloween (2004) , the principal made a rule that students couldn't dress up. So some senior guys, as a senior prank, decided to dress up lol. One guy dressed up as a banana. Another as a gorilla. Another as a ostrich (I think). During lunch, the guy as a banana ran around campus, with the gorilla and ostrich chasing him. Hahah it was hilarious watching the video because it was taped. Although I didn't actually witness what happened since I was facing the other way while everyone was laughing and screaming, focusing on eating my lunch.

[*salcha*]

hmm, the chemistry teacher (in the sixth grade) blew up a teletubby. haha.