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test for dementia
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post Feb 16 2005, 05:26 PM
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Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:


You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.




Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?





Third Question:


Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?




Scroll down for answer.


Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu?


NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:


There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
 
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KELLYYY
post Feb 16 2005, 05:51 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Wow, I feel so stupid. =l

And I think there was a topic on this already, or was this the same topic? o.o
 
swtchangel
post Feb 16 2005, 06:34 PM
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KUH - rasy .
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LOL i got all of them right cool.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 07:06 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol i got the fourth question wrong
 
mai_z
post Feb 16 2005, 09:19 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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i got them all right! Yay!
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 09:26 PM
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I got all of them right except the second one.. BLAST!
 
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post Feb 18 2005, 06:38 AM
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No Nose =[
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*Sniff Sniff* I didn't get any of them right.
 
kyuubi319
post Feb 18 2005, 03:39 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar.
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I got them all right except for the 3rd T.T
 
iheartjohn
post Feb 18 2005, 05:48 PM
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yerp!
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I got them all wrong. stubborn.gif
 
cocoalightning27
post Feb 20 2005, 02:58 PM
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I have no life
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I am a genuis!...I got 2 right...
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 09:16 PM
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All right but the math one.
I heard them before. (=

The math one is SO WEIRD.
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 08:29 PM
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there was already a topic about these questions
 
heyyfrankie
post Feb 21 2005, 08:45 PM
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This bitch better work!
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wow. i am really stupid. stubborn.gif and i thought i was smart. ermm.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2005, 04:13 AM
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Yay! Missed math 1 biggrin.gif too lazy to do it in my head. *grabs a calculator and still gets it wrong*
 
*Weird addiction*
post Feb 22 2005, 07:14 AM
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ive done this before ermm.gif
 
Animelover113
post Feb 22 2005, 11:52 AM
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don't leave me alone again
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got them all right, surprisingly.....yay! biggrin.gif
 
*videogamsta*
post Feb 22 2005, 02:29 PM
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i feel so smart because i got them all right lol
 
D FACE KILLA
post Feb 22 2005, 02:57 PM
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well...I got the math one right so i feel at least a bit smarter than brain dead.
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 10:25 PM
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i feel stupid.
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 08:03 PM
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lol omg i felt so dumb that time lol i like that joke
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 04:40 AM
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i got...the first one right.... biggrin.gif
 
the_crox
post Feb 26 2005, 10:52 PM
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she doesn't even know
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mmm.... I fell like so defeated and dumb.
 
*wind&fire*
post Feb 26 2005, 11:04 PM
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im a genius!
 
christinaaa
post Feb 27 2005, 04:22 AM
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These are hilariousss! ahaha
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 11:37 AM
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Sadly I got all but one right... And it was the last one -.-
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 12:26 PM
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i got the third and fourth question right... the others... not so good
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 09:06 PM
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I got the first and last one wrong.
 
123Shot
post Feb 28 2005, 11:03 PM
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Why is life such a burden?
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Wow...i think i lost some brain cells in the last few years....LOL well that was fun!
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 11:08 PM
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the Ray... it filters through
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Ugh I got 3/5
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 11:22 PM
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i only got the daughter's one right, THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL STUPID NICKI _dry.gif.
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 11:32 PM
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where you get the joke??
 
miss barnes
post Mar 1 2005, 01:22 PM
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i'd heard all the questions before and STILL missed them all! dayum
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 05:48 PM
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I got all of them right because I've seen this a dozen times [with the exception of the last one].
 
ANG33ZY
post Mar 2 2005, 09:05 PM
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skaters gonna skate.
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i got one right and the rest wrong.
 
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