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surgery, [sexuality joke again]
lilxroxy
post Feb 12 2005, 09:24 AM
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because i'm worth it
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it`s quite similiar to the other one i posted...model students

after a car accident, a man needs to have a brain surgery.

man`s family members awaits outside
doctor: we need to perform a surgery on your son, and we need a new brain for him, all in all, we still need permission from family members, so do you want to purchase a brain?
mother: -faints-
relatives: how much would it cost?
doctor: a female brain would cost $30000 us dollars, and a male brain would cost $750000 us dollars..

[guys don`t snicker jst yet..]

relatives: -exclaims at the price- why is a male brain more expensive than a females?!
doctor: would you purchase a used brain or an unused brain?
 
 
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krazykhmergirl
post Feb 12 2005, 10:52 AM
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:~:oMfG wAt ShE sAiD:~:
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aww dats sad ermm.gif
 
cocoalightning27
post Feb 12 2005, 02:20 PM
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I have no life
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lol haha
 
sweetdreamsx3
post Feb 12 2005, 02:44 PM
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Haha. Sucker.
 
Outloved
post Feb 13 2005, 04:09 AM
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No Nose =[
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Lol, poor boys. =]
 
jnukes
post Feb 13 2005, 04:16 AM
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don't get it
 
SMUSHiENESS
post Feb 13 2005, 09:41 AM
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i dont get it either...
 
the_crox
post Feb 14 2005, 01:35 AM
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she doesn't even know
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me too.... ermm.gif
 
lilxroxy
post Feb 14 2005, 05:41 AM
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it jst comes down to..

guys brain cost more bcz they never use it..therefore it`s "unused"
 
emo_in_urpanties
post Feb 14 2005, 05:45 AM
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silly rabbit
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how can u guys not get it??
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Feb 14 2005, 03:29 PM
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whatever d00de
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oh...took me a while to get it lol
 
Ington
post Feb 14 2005, 03:31 PM
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Lol that made me chuckle. happy.gif
 
lilphoenix
post Feb 14 2005, 09:24 PM
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:snickers:
 
lilxroxy
post Feb 16 2005, 06:06 AM
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QUOTE(emo_in_urpanties @ Feb 14 2005, 5:45 AM)
how can u guys not get it??
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bcz they don`t use their brain. tongue.gif jkayy
 
DanielleMaria05
post Feb 16 2005, 06:34 PM
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Class of 2005!!!
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LMFAO!!! Thats great. Funny..
 
mai_z
post Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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heard it before....
 
faithin_felix
post Feb 17 2005, 11:28 PM
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lol, guys got owned
 
Wishful_Dream
post Feb 18 2005, 04:45 AM
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^lol agreed totally. too bad your a guy too. mellow.gif
 
kyuubi319
post Feb 18 2005, 03:40 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar.
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^and I think he knows hes a guy :P

haha, thats cute
 
*chaneun*
post Feb 18 2005, 05:35 PM
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at t he beginning of the replies.. it seems as if all the guys didnt understand it
 
lilxroxy
post Feb 19 2005, 05:03 AM
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haha. thats why i said "they`re not using their brain again"
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 01:56 AM
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lol, that's kind of sad, how do they make unused brain ?
 
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