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Tight Mini Skirt, funny read
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:14 AM
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Tight Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for
a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
for the second time attempted the step. Once again, and much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends!"
 
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sweetdreamsx3
post Feb 12 2005, 02:49 PM
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Hah. Funny. Kinda.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:16 PM
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lol i think thats funny puahah wouldnt she notice her skirt wasnt getting any looser? lol
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:20 PM
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none of it seems real
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I wasn't expecting that outcome. haha.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:51 PM
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lol funny...you give the best jokes
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:29 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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Oi... that's what you get.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 12:12 AM
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aww. cute =]
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 04:07 AM
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LMAO. omgahh haha. nice one ( :
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 04:10 AM
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lols. that made me laugh.. haha.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 09:43 AM
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whaaaaaaat?
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lmao. thats great.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 09:44 AM
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hahah that was funny.
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 01:32 AM
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she doesn't even know
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woah! hahaha!
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:41 AM
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hahahahhaha! that was fun....
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:48 AM
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lol. I love how its a texan just randomly. I guess cuz we're so damn nice. lol anyway thats a cute joke. I'm stealing it.
 
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haha very nice happy.gif
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 03:08 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol.. funny.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 03:21 PM
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ahah that gurl is so retarded... XD
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 04:39 AM
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Can't have the hand without the cock.
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hahaha what a loser
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 10:35 PM
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That was funky.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 08:35 PM
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AHAAHAHA WOW
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 07:28 PM
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Hahah I too was surprised with the outcome! lol. What a silly little joke. happy.gif lol I laughed out loud. :P I've never heard this one before.
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 08:02 PM
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oh wow-that was....lol
 
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post Aug 17 2005, 12:42 AM
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hahaha who mistakes their skirt for a zipper?
 
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post Aug 17 2005, 10:26 PM
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crazy girl. haha
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 12:04 AM
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HOY!!!!!
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haha laugh.gif but i think i've herd this before _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 02:01 AM
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haha i thought her skirt would fall off or somehting.. ahha good joke =) thanks
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 04:36 PM
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ROFL ~~! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 08:45 PM
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*Breaths in* Yeap ah, it's just our Texan Hotness.
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 09:20 PM
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lolz that was funny
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 09:25 PM
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Ahahaha. I actually laughed out loud. I can just invision it. That's hilarious.
 
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post Aug 20 2005, 07:46 PM
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rofl. That wasn't too bad of a joke
 
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post Aug 20 2005, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Aug 17 2005, 1:43 AM)
^ i think she was trying  to unzip the zipper of her skirt.

it made me smile. =)
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why would there be a zipper in the back of her skirt? o0
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:15 PM
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how does that happen .... ITS IMPOSSIBLE GOSH IT WOULD NEVER HAPPNE LIKE FORNEVER EVER she would feel it gosh. or he would say somrthing BAD JOKE!! BAJDDDD JOKEE
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:20 PM
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I love how the woman's skirt is incredibly tight yet she is utterly shocked when someone (in this case, she thinks he did) tries to take advantage of her.

Also, I love how realistic it is.

You've got to learn to face the consequences, women.

And Danny (person above me), please do shut the f**k up. Thanks.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Feb 12 2005, 8:20 PM)
I wasn't expecting that outcome. haha.
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aahah
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 07:20 PM
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lol what a dumb girl
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 07:38 PM
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lol that`s pretty stupid of her
 
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post Dec 31 2006, 02:24 AM
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lol
 
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post Jan 1 2007, 03:57 PM
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haha thats cute, i like that.
 
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post Jan 1 2007, 09:07 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

that lady got schooled.
 
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post Jan 3 2007, 05:31 PM
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XD.gif I lessthenthree your joke.
 
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post Jan 4 2007, 11:15 PM
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I got that in an email like a forever ago... ermm.gif


It still think it's funny cause I almost did something like that when I was asleep on an airplane and I thought I was using a blanket but it was this guys Jacket and then I kept thinking it was slipping off but he was trying to take it back... whistling.gif
 
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post Jan 4 2007, 11:30 PM
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lol, that was stupid. mellow.gif
 
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post Jan 5 2007, 11:17 PM
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Oh Wow ...
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QUOTE(Skyline Drive @ Feb 12 2005, 5:20 PM) *
I wasn't expecting that outcome. haha.


same here. supsenseful joke. love it =D
 
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post Jan 6 2007, 09:14 AM
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haha. could've been better.
 
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post Jan 7 2007, 11:01 AM
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hahaha funny
 
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post Jan 7 2007, 02:42 PM
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Hahah, that was funny. I like that one.
 
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