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the matrix, love and cruelty
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post Jan 31 2005, 12:00 AM
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my friend had sexual relations and empregnated the girl i like, him knowing that i like her A LOT, and then... instead of beating him to death, I help him cope with it. then we all find out its a false alarm, and then im like... i bend reality cuz im not beating you up right now.. arent i cool. life sucks, but look im not suiciding.. ah... i am bending reality.. i am the man. look no hands! matriixxxx..... i dodge all ockwardness cuz im matrixing, look at me... i am the matrix guru. ahhh behold. i have to see them during work tomorrow, must attempt matrix again..ooh aaah.. dodge the ockwardness aah...

Yo, I hope God hooks me up with FIIIIIIIINE woman cause after that situation I think i really do deserve one. can i get an aplaud, can i get a clap clap for saving the day? yeah matrix style yep, whos the man?

ima make a story off this like instead of dot.hack, im call it dot.wtf.
 
 
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Chreal
post Jan 31 2005, 12:18 AM
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<bows> you're my idol now
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 06:53 AM
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i don't get it
 
misoshiru
post Jan 31 2005, 07:00 AM
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^^ me neither.
 
lilxroxy
post Jan 31 2005, 10:14 AM
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...say what?? huh.gif
 
PrideOfAzia
post Jan 31 2005, 11:24 AM
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that was kinda wierd.. mellow.gif
 
Shattered_Hope
post Feb 3 2005, 05:05 PM
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err....ok... whistling.gif
 
sunissed14127
post Feb 3 2005, 05:50 PM
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umm....good job? i didnt really understand...
 
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post Feb 3 2005, 07:24 PM
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congratulations, you matured.
 
sweetdreamsx3
post Feb 3 2005, 10:24 PM
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^ Lmao, what she said. But hey...sometimes people do need lessons..whatever floats your boat.
 
dani41790
post Feb 4 2005, 12:02 AM
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lol ok matrix man
 
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post Feb 4 2005, 12:04 AM
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Hm. COOL.
 

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