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 Jan 30 2005, 11:13 PM
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 i . am . a w e s o m e  Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,151  |
a plane gets hijacked by terrorists who happened to be cannibals. they told the passengers that unless they could shove 10fruits up their butts they would be free to go, but if not then they would get killed and eaten. the fruits were randomly assigned
the first guy had oranges. he got 4 in and groaned so they killed him the second guy had apples. he managed to get 3 in before he yelped in pain and he was also killed the third guy was fortunate and had grapes assigned to him. he got 9 in and burst out laughing. before the cannibals killed him they curiously asked, "why did you start laughing? you could've made it to 10 and survived." the guy replied, "because i looked behind me and the next guy has watermelons" i dunno if anyone else posted this yet 
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Jan 30 2005, 11:45 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
that guy's an idiot.
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Jan 30 2005, 11:57 PM
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 Froggie! Woof woof. :D Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146 |
lmao. funny
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Jan 31 2005, 03:01 AM
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i heard a better version of this .. it was PINEAPPLES instead of watermelons .. hehe ..
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Jan 31 2005, 06:11 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
i've heard many versions of this.
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Jan 31 2005, 06:34 AM
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i never heard this before.. haha.. it made me laugh.. thanks =)
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Jan 31 2005, 09:28 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
1. yes, this has been posted b4.
2. this one has worse segue, bleh. 3. still okay tho. |
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Jan 31 2005, 06:02 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
not that funny
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Jan 31 2005, 07:28 PM
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lol....
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Jan 31 2005, 08:02 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
owie.
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Jan 31 2005, 08:08 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Eww. sticking fruits up their butt. EWWWWW.
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Feb 1 2005, 12:52 AM
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hahahah
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Feb 1 2005, 11:37 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hhahahahaah ohh my
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Feb 2 2005, 07:43 AM
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ive heard a WAAAAYYYYYYYY better version that has been posted before
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Feb 3 2005, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 31 2005, 3:01 AM) i heard a better version of this .. it was PINEAPPLES instead of watermelons .. hehe ..  Lmao xD |
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Feb 4 2005, 12:37 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hhhhhhahhahaha tahts okai
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Feb 6 2005, 10:22 PM
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LMAO, that cracked me up.
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Feb 9 2005, 11:22 PM
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thats was soo funny..omg...watermelons!!but thats sort of gross too..
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Feb 10 2005, 05:39 PM
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That's sounds SickO .. a watermelon .. that's totally disgusting *
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Feb 11 2005, 01:21 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
thats just totally funny!
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Feb 11 2005, 05:12 PM
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lol that`s funny ..
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