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 Jan 30 2005, 08:47 PM
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 Froggie! Woof woof. :D  Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146  |
doi....a joke telling topic. YAY.
 Joke: One day, an elephant escapes from the circus and goes into an old lady's garden. This old lady has never seen an elephant before. She calls the police station. Old Lady: Theres a weird creature in my garden picking up my cabbages with its tail! Police: What is it doing with them? Old Lady: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me! you get it? 
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Jan 30 2005, 08:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
we have a humor section in the interest forum...
as for the joke....  I'm slow and i know it....
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Jan 30 2005, 08:51 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
this belongs in humor.
and i don't get it. 
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Jan 30 2005, 08:51 PM
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Froggie! Woof woof. :D Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146 |
i knew that.
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Jan 30 2005, 08:57 PM
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Moved to Hunor
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Jan 30 2005, 10:53 PM
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oohh haha i get it.. cute
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Jan 31 2005, 09:33 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
okay, for ye ppl of little humor.
the old lady thought that the trunk of the elephant was the "tail" cause she never saw one before. she thought that it was using its tail to pick up cabbages and stuffing them up its butt. but, in reality, the elephant was using his trunk to pick up cabbages and eating them. lets recap for ye ppl of less than little humor. "tail" = trunk of elephant in reality "tail" = picking up cabbages "tail" = shoving the cabbages up its "ass" "ass" = mouth in reality |
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Jan 31 2005, 06:00 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol it kinda took me a while, but i get it. lol
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Jan 31 2005, 08:11 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Jan 31 2005, 9:33 AM) okay, for ye ppl of little humor. the old lady thought that the trunk of the elephant was the "tail" cause she never saw one before. she thought that it was using its tail to pick up cabbages and stuffing them up its butt. but, in reality, the elephant was using his trunk to pick up cabbages and eating them. lets recap for ye ppl of less than little humor. "tail" = trunk of elephant in reality "tail" = picking up cabbages "tail" = shoving the cabbages up its "ass" "ass" = mouth in reality  I thought it was just sticking it up its butt. Anyways.. wth? You're so smart. How did you know? |
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Jan 31 2005, 08:52 PM
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Kind of.. unusualy. =\
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Feb 1 2005, 05:08 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
OH...i get it after the explanation.
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