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For all you photoshop users.
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:24 AM
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laugh.gif Hahah I thought this was funny!

You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...
You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"

You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.





You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
True.
 
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heyyfrankie
post Jan 30 2005, 03:26 AM
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This bitch better work!
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You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.


i do those two! sweating.gif but i don't have photoshop. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 12:24 AM)
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
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Seriously, I thought I was the only one who did all of that. =p

My mom always yells at me when I yell at the TV about ugly advertisements. Once I saw this ad where the font's Comic Sans and it's a rainbow gradient...I ranted on about that for about 20 minutes. My mom told me to shut up.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:30 AM
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say maydayism.
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LOL... I guess I'm not that addicted to Photoshop. rolleyes.gif

P.S. I don't think this topic should be in the lounge... though I don't know where it should go, maybe humor / programming / webdesign / technology? Haha.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:32 AM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jan 30 2005, 4:29 AM)
Seriously, I thought I was the only one who did all of that. =p

My mom always yells at me when I yell at the TV about ugly advertisements. Once I saw this ad where the font's Comic Sans and it's a rainbow gradient...I ranted on about that for about 20 minutes. My mom told me to shut up.
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Hahahaha! I do that ALL the time!
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:33 AM
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haha i love that list! only a few are true for me...slightly...haha but seriously, thats great. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:33 AM
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This bitch better work!
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jan 30 2005, 3:29 AM)
Seriously, I thought I was the only one who did all of that. =p

My mom always yells at me when I yell at the TV about ugly advertisements. Once I saw this ad where the font's Comic Sans and it's a rainbow gradient...I ranted on about that for about 20 minutes. My mom told me to shut up.
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ha ha! hehe.gif that is funny because i hate the font comic sans and i hate rainbow gradients! both = pooh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:44 AM
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Hehe you made a funny in the wrong forum.
F41L3D

- Solipsist
 
gigiopolis
post Jan 30 2005, 03:59 AM
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Whoops. This should be in Humour. =]
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:01 AM
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define our lives for us.
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You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"


Meep. I don't have photoshop, though.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:06 AM
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hahahhh..those are funny. but i'm not addicted.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jan 30 2005, 4:01 AM)
Meep. I don't have photoshop, though.
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same here... so i cant relate ph34r.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 09:16 AM
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hahas. i do these two.. =x

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You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:54 AM
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dizzy me up.
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rofls ahaha thats quite true cus i do most of them.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:15 PM
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白人看不懂 !!!!
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this is true ^_^
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:34 PM
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whatever d00de
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You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"


that actually happens to me lol
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:34 PM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2
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oh i saw that site. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 02:52 PM
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none of it seems real
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I'm not a photoshop user but it's still pretty funny happy.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:47 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 3:24 AM)
You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
True.


We also call those kind of people, photographers.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:50 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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hahah when i see a font i have, i yell out "i have that font!" hahah my sister gets annoyed of it.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:50 PM
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Word.
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its funny but i have sometimes thing like that.. man i love layers
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:54 PM
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that heaven is overrated
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Haha, wow, I thought I was addicted to photoshop, but I only do a few of those.
 
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post Feb 1 2005, 11:30 PM
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HAHAHA, what's funny is i do alot of those ph34r.gif.
 
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post Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM
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well atleast i know now that im not the only one who does some of those things !!
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 04:20 PM
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the Ray... it filters through
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I scream out fonts and I cannot look at a bad pic without trying to fix it.
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 06:02 PM
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hhahaha funny stuff
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 09:03 PM
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lols, i saw the list somewhere, but i never really read it. (:
 
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post Feb 17 2005, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 12:24 AM)
You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
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i found that one interesting.
 
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post Feb 18 2005, 08:10 PM
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<-- screams out fonts. it's fun. _smile.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 3:24 AM)
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
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lol i do some of them and others, to some extent. i rememeber seeing this on blogthings or something. lol its funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 12:28 PM
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lol i do the screaming out fonts part..and the never leaving the house w.o a camera..ish..
 
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post Sep 19 2005, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 1:24 AM)
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
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wow, i do those constantly whistling.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2005, 07:20 AM
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QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 4:24 PM)
laugh.gif  Hahah I thought this was funny!

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

*





HAHAHHA. those ALL apply to me. i was drawing a lil picture on a pad a paper and it screwed up. and i'm like CTRL+Z!!!
 
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post Sep 19 2005, 12:38 PM
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You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.



You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.

laugh.gif hehe those made me chuckle :)
 
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post Sep 22 2005, 05:30 PM
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You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"


I totally do that....I was writing an essay in class...and spelled something wrong. My brain immediately went "Ctrl -z"!! It took me a sec to figure out the wite-out tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2005, 08:00 AM
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You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.


Yup. Those happen to me.
 
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post Sep 25 2005, 04:15 PM
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You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

i did those when i saw movie fonts/ poster fonts/ t-shirt fonts. i think ive been using it to long laugh.gif
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You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

haha it was only once at skool
 
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post Sep 25 2005, 04:19 PM
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oanh is awesome *nods*
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You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.


You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about


You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.


You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.


true!
 
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